Attn plebs: it's pronounced "junior"

attn plebs: it's pronounced "junior"

stop embarrassing yourself

>mfw fiance and I debated whether or not it was JAY ARR or Junior

what confirms this tho?

jay on ar?

it's pronounced "janovelr" pleb

>one Gaydis thread isn't enough

Gaddis confirmed it was Junior on an interview

Hot tip desu

>used to pronounce pynchon "pine con"
>used to pronounce Chopin "Cho pin"
>used to pronounce camus "came us"

I need to stop speaking in public

Source?

>>used to pronounce Chopin "Cho pin"

jesus

its actually

J
A Novel
R

used to pronounce David Foster Wallace "doofus faggot wigger"

not seeing the issue here

> obvious shitpost

2/10 made me respond.

>reading trust fund baby shit

lol this guy is so butthurt by gaddis he says that in every gaddis thread.

It's "Davee Fostee Wallasse"

I snortled a little bit 6/10

>not capital D David capital F Foster capital W Wallace

You're not stupid for that. In English phonetics, the vowel-consonant-vowel order determines that the first vowel sound is long, while vowel-consonant-consonant-vowel determines the first vowel sound is short. This is why verbs ending in "n" such as "begin" as a gerund must have another "n" as in "beginning," or it would look like it's pronounced "begy-ning."

He's mad because Gaddis made fun of his favorite book about salty old seamen.

Neither. It's 'jer'.

w2c highbrow fiancee

w2c? want to... cuddle?

where to cop
like where to buy
I thought it was cool and ironic but no one outside of Veeky Forums or weird facebook seems to understand it ;__;

Nah, that guy has a fiance so he's probably some old fuck

w2c is used everywhere on the web