What would you cook to impress a girl thats coming to visit you?

Take her out save cooking at home for a second date.

nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/anal-retentive-chef/n9695

I don't know if I'm just tripping but I seem to see this same question asked multiple times a week.

Wouldn't you have to cut it off to put it in the oven?

Grilled or broiled meat and veggie kabobs with couscous,and maybe some baklava for dessert.

A nice salad. Some crepes if you can manage them. Some panna cotta with raspberry coulis. Keep it simple, stupid.

I'd feed her the scout cookies that she tried to sell me and hope she doesn't scream too loudly when I take off the gag.

Everything tacos

but even tendies take 20 minutes to make

Literally never had a date before but I would make this with some pan seared salmon. Risotto is simple enough that most people like it.

Something low effort, to be honest, because I'd be too tired after spending the day cleaning my house.

Meth

Nice

>he doesn't have a Centurion card

you are a pleb

I have a foolproof method.

Set up a date to go to the market and pick some things out. It's a fun date in itself. Even if you're just making a salad with some local foods, it'll taste great. Don't need to get fancy, some fresh beets and greens in a salad with cheese, tomatoes, salt and olive oil. Maybe a quick pasta or yogurt and fruit.

It occurred to me recently, I've never actually cooked proteins for the girl I'm currently dating, although we've cooked together about 10 times now and neither of us are vegetarians.

I've never been in a situation where I was cooking to impress. I guess because I've been cooking so long, I trust in my own skill and knowledge that everything will taste great, and that the experience of cooking together is more important than the actual food.

For you kids who want to impress, seared salmon with pesto and prosciutto is pretty great. Farro, dried apricot, mantequila and castlevatrano olives, with some scallop and sherry vinegar is a winner. Crepes always impress girls. Make a toffee sauce with some sugar, caramelize it and very carefully add some cream, and banana. Women love sugar.

Yeah, you seem to know your shit, but I'm having a hard time figuring out how old you are / what type of guy you are. Early 40's?

29, professional for 14 years, traveller

Not sure how that's relevant but w/e.

Nothing, you have sexual intercourse and she leaves.

Repeat with a new female twice a week.

sous vide rib eye, blue cheese cream sauce, caprese salad, fried potatoes and onions, homemade ice cream (really just heavy whipping cream, sweetened condensed milk and something like oreos)

it all sounds impressive but its easy as hell

SO cash

>things I learned from a lifetime of watching porn
The post.

This

Funny enough I did this twice without thinking about it. It's more of an overall experience. I cook a rib eye in a cast iron skillet, flash sear that nigga. It floods my tiny apartment with smoke and I serve it with like steamed vegs and a nice bottle of wine. It's seeing me running around like a madman with smoke filling fhe room and how I play with it and have fun. The food is good and the whole date is fun. Of course everyone has a different scenario but try to make it fun I guess, no matter how intricate or simple it is.

I'm not cooking shit unless I have been on a third date

Sushi for the first date
Her choice for the second
High class for the third

Chicken Piccata or Chicken Marango

You've never left your basement before and you're full of shit.

Veal osso bucco with a bone marrow rissoto, never fails to impress

Spaghetti.

Nothing, she will not get these golden fingers until it is certain that we are progressing in a relationship with the intention of marriage

More like
>things I learned from watching my peers

Thats what your New Game! Semen Demon would settle for but I gotta have a way to hook them in

>cooking to impress a girl

no, daniel-san, you cook for the girls who impress YOU, and the first time you cook for a woman should be breakfast.

Are you Guatemalan?

>hook them in
may god have mercy on your soul

PAN ON

youtube.com/watch?v=Ke_xYIhYPTw

>What would you cook to impress a girl thats coming to visit you?
a map, since she's clearly at the wrong house

>baklava
noboody on the planet knows how to make it right, except for two people.

Winner of the thread. Did this with a date and wound up making barbecued shrimp and veggies. Ended with wrecking the bed.

I have those same measuring spoons. Sturdy as fuck, bought em four years ago and they still measure shit. 10/10 would buy again

the 3/4 tsp is my most used one desu

i even built a sliding track for them so they are always organized

fuck the cunt that killed him

Risotto and chick marsala were my go to for most chicks in college.

Got laid every time, cooking = easy mode pussy, the bar for men is so low if you aren't a humongous faggot.

>hey i recognize that voice

>i also recognize that name

now i have a face for that magnificent man

thanks feminism

>the bar for men is so low if you aren't a humongous faggot.

Or, you know, you're ugly. I've cooked for several women but never gotten laid from it

Then you're doing everything wrong

I'm like a 7/10 at best, personality and confidence are more important than looks unless you're literally a hunchback or something.

Protip: have wine on hand to increase chances, if a girl is comfortable enough to have you cook a meal for her the idea of what fucking you would be like has popped into her head at least once.

>I'm above average
Stopped reading there

>things that never happened

As if any woman would want to fuck some numale pussy whipped.

WHAT CUM DO YOU EAT

>I'm 7/10, better than 70% of people
>I get laid coz of my personality

Yea, girls think the same.

Betting you easily land a 400-pounder in that trailer park just by opening a jug of milk and waving a box of pecan sandies.

Chicken breasts with mozzarella and tomatoes.
Easy as hell, looks good and it's light.

i won't cook anything, just make her drunk enough to have a sexytime with me

When I looked at the instructions of a TV dinner my mom bought me and saw that it would take 30 min to cook I almost putit back in the freezer

>serving massive slices of meat to a girl

baka tbqh paterfamillias

90% of girls are in the "oh, I kind eat meat? But like, I don't like chicken or lamb or beef or pork or fish, and I only eat it like every 3 weeks :3" category.

She won't like it, despite it being top-tier food

Most important to just not fuck it up. Cook what you've done right before.

FYI you'll impress her more with the dessert than the entree

Raw veggies

Totally vegan m'lady

The bar isn't low for men, the bar is low for everyone.

I ain't gay but I do love thin mints

I honestly feel bad for people like you that think it's so hard to get dates.

>nice car
>nice house
>nice clothes
>groomed
>somewhat in shape
>personality
All that's needed.

You have any idea how far away from that I am?

Why?

>nice car
>nice house
If you're in your early 20s that's usually okay. But it's time to get the car part soon at least. Bite the bullet and take out an auto-loan. Pay it on time and early if possible. Your credit score will thank you in time when it's time for you to take out a mortgage.

>nice clothes
No excuse.

>groomed
You should be well-groomed for work anyway if you take your job at all seriously. I forgot to mention have a decent job as well.

>somewhat in shape
Unless you like fat girls don't expect qt 3.14s to love your rolls.

>personality
Hardest thing for Veeky Forums I'll admit, but try being fake. Lower your standards for conversations. Be nice. Be humble. Don't be ridiculing or condescending. If you can't be funny have a great sense of humor and laugh when she tries to be funny.

>90% of girls fall in this category
Unless she's vegan, this is the most wildly inaccurate thing I've read in this thread.

What fucking girls do you know? Anime characters?

Bitches love meat. They're not big steak fans, but they love shit like chicken and fish.

>girls love fish
wat

>material possessions and a fake persona will get you laid

>t.basement dweller

You're right. Dress like a hobo, quit your job and take public transportation to get women.

Not that user, but most girls love salmon at least, and some like basic as fuck shellfish (shrimp, crab, lobster just because it's lobster).
And every basic bitch under the sun likes sushi, it's a known panty dropper.

I live in the maritimes though, so most of the people, male and female, here were raised on eating all sorts of different types of seafood.

I don't know why these people think women only enjoy fruits and vegetables.

that's not really funny

Girls also don't poop.
True fact, it's why women don't have butt-holes, they have no need for one.

Apologies if I caused offense.
I think the idea had potential but the delivery was poorly executed (pun intended).

I made a girl fish tacos yesterday

youtube.com/watch?v=HNp7KmlU1eo

Not that user, I thought it was kind of edgy but still funny given the topic of the thread and the question asked by the OP.
>here's your complimentary (You)

Did you get to eat her fish taco too?

>complimentary (You)
Thanx friend.
*screenshot*

Soon, soon