So, take a look here. I'm eating dinner with my girlfriend's family, everybody around the table at an italian place.
Anywho, I start eating my soup and wiping the drips off my face with the garlic bread, when half the table looks up at me. "What? You've never used a bread napkin before?" I shouted. Long story short, my girlfriend's family wants nothing to do with me now. I don't understand why, I just like to use bread to wipe my mouth.
What the fuck do I do, Veeky Forums?
Jason Cooper
>bread napkin Nobody does this, OP.
Also, you're also mopping up grease and dead skin when you do that.
Xavier Clark
You filthy animal.
Chase Ross
And semen.
Isaiah Allen
>wiping food off your face with bread Why do you have food on your face, OP?
Levi Torres
Thats some shit you do at home. when you're eating to impress you don't do that and you especially don't react like that. they think their daughter is dating a slob now.
Anthony Wood
>removing soup from your face and replacing it with bread crumbs
How stupid can you be?
Easton Ward
Jesus Christ OP. Have you no sense of table manners?
Zachary Young
Okay, you guys are fucking with me. Of course I don't prefer to use actual napkins. Although I was raised in a lower middle class family, I'm not a slob, I just don't waste money by using unnecessary napkins.
Should I apologize for shouting at her mother? I don't think it's in order, to be honest.
Zachary Lewis
i thought you said it in a joking way. you shouted that at her mother? wtf.
Hunter Baker
Yeah. I guess I wasn't thinking, it's not that big of a deal though.
Gavin Torres
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Isaac Foster
Can you quit with these fucking reaction images? I just like to use bread napkins.
Levi Jones
You're retarded OP. She deserves better.
David Baker
At least he didn't use tiles as a napkin.
Grayson Turner
OP seriously "bread napkin" sounds so retarded - never in my life have I seen someone use garlic bread as a napkin and I would advise against it for the reasons specified: Also how does your girlfriend feel about your use of greasy garlic bread as a napkin
Isaiah Richardson
She's fine with it, you probably have never touched a girl.
She's just not replying to my texts much right now, and I'm wondering why. She's being really passive aggressive about apologizing to me.
David James
You guys are so gullible.
Eli Wilson
>1/10 bait >all these serious replies
Reddit, leave.
Zachary White
Joke's on you, I've got a pretty good resume with both men and women, most likely because I use standard napkins instead of greasy garlic bread to wipe my face
Kayden Sanchez
It's because you're a master baiter
Joseph Mitchell
>"What? You've never used a bread napkin before?" Hearty kek
>"What? You've never used a bread napkin before?" I shouted. >>I shouted That's where you fucked up. But, I've seen people use bread to wipe up sauce, dressing and even the shit left over from frying a piece of meat. Just never seen someone use one as a replacement for a napkin
Are you one of those types that can't hold a fork like a civilised human being?
Wyatt Young
>I sometimes pretend to be baited for those epic lols
David Lee
it is OP Just go to your GF´s house and apologize to her mother. Try to look pathetic. woman loves that
Owen Allen
>I'm not a slob >wiping the drips off my face with the garlic bread >I'm not a slob >I'm not Highly fucking debatable.
Jayden Thompson
>not roleplaying along The fuck is wrong with you user? GET YOUR SHIT CHECKED
David Foster
it was in you yo begin with.
Nathan Richardson
lmao ck is such a flyover board
Jeremiah Murphy
Yeah you made this shit up. You fuckin meatball
Dominic Campbell
you probably came off like an insane redneck which there's no coming back from
Nicholas Wright
I prop myself up on the couch and shoot my load in my own mouth. It's almost as gross as what you're doing.
Connor Phillips
ok so first of all, if it were plain bread maybe but garlic bread wtf dude you're just making it messier
also why did you shout
Cameron Bennett
>using napkins of any type are you a fucking baby or what, learn to eat please you dun goofed
Joshua Gray
underrated
Ian Wood
I think it's samefag desu
Dominic Fisher
>Shouting at the host when you act like an ape
You lost all chance and have no manners numale.
Cameron Allen
Why use a proper napkin when there are warm tortillas standing idle.
Eli Wood
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Brody Martinez
i could understand maybe a little marinari sauce on the edge of your lip... but come on