What's the most patrician breakfast you can get at a diner? I'm about to order

What's the most patrician breakfast you can get at a diner? I'm about to order.

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lel, time stamp and the 'merican single

Steak and eggs or chicken fried steak

This is what I got last time

Post your wife this time

hawaiian crepes and a side of scrapple

if dubs start with a plate of a single kraft cheese, like last time

Went for the scrapple this time

No, I got banned for that last week lol

>2 Sausage(links)
>2 Sausage(square)
>3 bacon
>2 Potato Scones
>2 eggs(fried)
>1 black pudding
>1 white pudding
>1 haggis
>3 mushrooms(halved)
>1 Tomato (halved)
>baked beenz
>2 Fried Bread

You'd eat all that? Are you on your bulk?

No. I just enjoy a large breakfast every once in a while.

Chicken fried steak

> nobody advises OP to get grits

You're all a bunch of yankee faggots and Europoors.

>b-b-b-but muh slop!

Is it just me or is this outrageously expensive? Literally "just two eggs" for $6.49? What kind of dollars are we talking about here?

The savory crepes look like they'd probably be the best bang for your buck though.

I'm from the south and have to say, grits fucking suck.

grits aren't very good

>Half the menu is pancakes and waffles and shit
>fucking wraps
>no breakfast burritos
>8 dollars for biscuits and gravy

ham steak and eggs but I'd rather go some place good

>fucking wraps
>no breakfast burritos

What?

> People who have never had good grits

It's okay, I know what it feels like to have never had a food properly done before and hate it out of ignorance.

Anson Mills grits FTW!!

>he thinks a breakfast burrito is a wrap

I can't stand yuropoors

two eggs, and ham/bacon/sausage/scrapple, and home fries, and toast.

though i'm not sure why op keeps returning to a place that tries to sell home fries instead of hash browns.

Oh, missed the home fries and toast. That makes more sense. With ham, bacon, scrapple or sausage is $7.99 though.