What would I gain from shoving whole nutmegs up my ass?

What would I gain from shoving whole nutmegs up my ass?

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An unsavory reputation.

you'd have nutmeg in ur butt

babbys first Bad Dragon training session

probably no different than your dad's nut-smegma, which you should be used to by now

it's supposed to be ginger you retard

>What would I gain
About 1.5 ounces per.

Is there something especially awful about having ginger in the butt?

Yes actually, supposedly it burns. Not that I would know, bdsm is too degenerate even for me

>tfw no girl to fig

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gingering

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figging
>The used ginger can be skinned further or a new one can be used for continuation with an undiminished effect on the subject
kek

drtuber.com/video/873111/figged-and-caned-part-2

Pure profit, user.

Your father's approval. Finally.

I got half a chub from watching that. Am I normal?

A hospital bill..

You're probably fishing for 'a nice smelling fart', so I'm not gonna disappoint you.

OP here, thank you. I didn't shove them in my ass cognizantly. I suffer from sleepwalking and sure enough, I woke up with several whole nutmegs in my anus. Confused as to how I had the money for them more than their location, I weighed the pros and cons and was undecided, which brought me here.

well Nutmeg is a poisonous hallucinogen. Eating about 2tlbs will get you high, and eating more than that will make you sick. So i'd ASSume if you shoved ground nutmeg up your ass you might get high.

But since its whole i'm sure youll be fine.

You don't put in your ass, you grind the whole nutmeg and ingest all of it. Make sure it's fresh.