Literally everything that everyone on this board does is a failed attempt to make up for the tragedy that their high...

Literally everything that everyone on this board does is a failed attempt to make up for the tragedy that their high school and college experiences were unlike picrelated.

That doesn't make much sense. I married my high school sweetheart and we're having a kid soon.

It isn't, and it wasn't.

Man that's so true

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I had an interesting high school experience as a former cult member, last time I posted it about here I got schizoid related comments, which have merit. But anyway.

Do you ever regret not being with anybody else? I'm 21 and it seems like my life is heading in this direction and I'm worried about having never dated anybody else and that I'll be doomed to a life of complacency and boringness and never knowing

I bench 300 and read between sets, what do you bench bitch

Hey Ernie, how's your book about old man semen coming along?

>that awkward gymcel that reads between sets

holy fuck, you cant make this shit up

I've seen enough depressed old men whose highschool days "were the best of their lives" to know that none of that shit even matters.

No, that's never concerned me. I could never see myself getting so close to another person. It doesn't make sense--nothing would be "new" with that other person, because you've already done it with someone you actually love. And none of it would be as enjoyable, because the "new" person doesn't know you as well. They wouldn't know where you'd like to go for a date, what you enjoy sexually, what words to say to cheer you up. I don't think comfort is boring, since anything I'd do otherwise, we can do together. The only thing I don't "experience" is fucking a lot of people, which I never had a desire to do.

If you're actually concerned about that, you should talk about it with your partner. Just don't cheat.

I had home school and a sister. And sure enough, my prose is terrible.

I think the main thing you'll have to worry about isn't someone overseeing your writing, rather the social interactions you're not part of.

Veeky Forums is full of normies who subscribe to the dominant identity politics narrative and engage in online debates with cheap ad hominems and little facts. Just as you would expect from an average mind.

I'm not at all impressed with what presents itself here as readers.
There's some great Marxist and conservative minds on here, but most are really infuriating normalshits who never even read the books they discuss.

>read between sets
holy fucking kek stop reading you underdeveloped mong, do you also watch movies like this?

Did you have your sister sexually? That might've improved your prose.

>all these americans getting home schooled

Why?
Is it because your parents were convinced the schools were socialist brainwashing facilities or something?

I like the discussions about shakespeare here, sometimes there are bad answers, sometimes condescension, and sometimes good answers. For instance, I tried talking about the Sphinx of english literature and most of what I got was, did you read it? Yes I have read it, which is why I'm asking the question

>There's some great Marxist and conservative minds on here
>Marxist
>great
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That makes sense, thanks user.

>mfw know this massive sperg who homeschools his kids and unironically believes statism is a legit boogeyman

My parents are really religious. Also what you said.

Yeah same here.

So they allow you on the internet, the cesspool and accursed archive of Satan.

Good thinking, WASP's.

kind of true, except right now i have a 21 year old virgin girlfriend, who goes to church every sunday, is fucking gorgeous, and wants to marry me and let me take her virginity. its kind of making up for it at least a little bit. she gives insane handjobs and blowjobs. thank you jesus.

Well I never played football but I did kiss my share of pretty girls

They did a shit job of raising me to be honest. I still love them though.

I'm an adult now.

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