Help me /biz. I have the looks. I have the link. Can’t get the poon poon for the life of me. Best replies will go

Joining Tinder Gold instead of the Ponder ICO

user, I don’t know what to say...

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-You: Hi
-Her:
-You: Are you looking for a date?
-Her:

You're a virgin

jesus fucking christ this is autistic

Has worked many many times, the tranlation might be a bit off, english is not my first language.

If she's on tinder she's looking to fuck not to listen to retards trying to be witty, you have to go right to the point.

How pathetic do you have to be to look for a girl on tinder

STOP IT STOP IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

where the fuck do you think you are?

Tempted to try Tinder here. Used OKCupid, Anonidate and Plenty of Fish.

>online dating

she has a penis doesnt she?

No you fucking tard. Clearly a fucking woman.

virgin

i refuse to believe upset individuals such as yourself

Pajeet, you are ensuring that no one will ever buy you shitcoin... Oh wait, it's fucking Ripple, we'll never buy it anyway

>Clearly a fucking woman
I could say that of half the traps posted in /b/ and I would still be wrong

I call them as I see them.

Online dating was a mixed bag. Made a good number of friends, lost some money and I've been laid due to it.

First chick was a cute channer girl with whom I went out to have a drink with and then went to pound town. A fun experience.

Hooked up with a few other girls including a cam girl who was quite sexually active with me. I miss them times.

Been over fives years since having what I'd consider sex. Kinda miss it, but also kinda glad I didn't accidentally end up with any kids or STDs.

Oddly had the most sex when I was dirt poor, wore pajamas all of the time, high when awake, and didn't care.

When I am less scumbaggy, I tend to be more anxious and spend more money, but have little to no sex.

>aaand this is why you're single
And this bitch isn't single too?

It was tough not to get one word responses on tinder, so I started insulting them and like children they would defend themselves oblivious that I was trolling.

Open with this

"Nice schnauz. Some people don't like big noses but I think they add character to a face"

kek
also kek

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>tinder gold

Of course that’s a thing...

if u actually have the looks it wont matter

i lack the motivation desu. too much soy prob

F5 all day

Declare it, and make her ask.

"And THAT is why you're single, too."

so then dont tell us u have the looks

You're an idiot.

i have no game

Try again, and this time use a line that's less ridiculous.

kek

if you had the looks you wouldn't need to say anything

see the blackpill studies conducted by our incel friends at r9k

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My sides

You can do it several ways,

A.) Just be yourself
B.) Use psychological moves/actions to win over a woman of your liking
C.) [a variation of B] Be so opposite of what she claims to like that you entice her to chase you

Money only works for the women who love money more than the interactions of her male counterparts.

Looks only works for women who love aesthetics more than the character of the person who has them.

Unfortunately OP, there is no "Key" to getting "Poon Poon", for if it was, the world would be way over populated.

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show me the TA on this

good one

check out ponder bruh

It's hard for me to show you TA on human interactions.

I've been a nice guy (actually it's my innate quality) and I've been told by females before that "I'm too nice" or they view me as their "little brother".

I've attempted to be an asshole (more accurately I've just not been as interested or a push over towards females) and it makes them chase me

I've chased females only to get her/them in my grasp and lost interest (because the manner in which I won them over just wasn't worth me keeping up that persona)

You just have to trust me.
far as the looks and money,
I've had enough of the money to know money doesn't bring true love.
I'm not a ugly guy, and I know that looks doesn't keep a girl in your life (last relationship experience)

Psychology is the only common thread in most if not all relationships. if you hook their mind, you can hook their hearts. but if you don't hook their mind, the heart will never be yours.

only proof I can give you is that for my current age, averaging out my numbers, I've slept with 1 female for every year of my existence. so I feel my experience qualifies me to make some accurate posting on this subject.

as wild of a first message as that is,
because I'm sure so many pussy thirsty guys say the usually shit

this comment will more than likely get her interested in atleast 1 reply,

if she replies, capitalize hard user

Man, you gave this a lot of thought. I agree with a lot of what you've said. Inherently I'm also a nice guy, and its burned me way too much. The thing that sucks about being a good looking guy is that everyone expects you to be a chad and show em what you got. Being an asshole works but I can never keep it up for long

You're all trying too hard.

Pay some slut (escort) to empty your bags and be your sex slave. Fuck her in the ass, literally. They're as cheap as $70 an hour.

With the rest of your time, just day trade and make mad gains. All it takes is like 2% gain with a mere $3.5k capital to get your hooker money back.

One day, you'll meet the right lady to settle with. Right now, just focus on making money because once you hook up with a lady, she will take 50% of your time that you could've spent trading.

yea, it's a double edge sword.
you get women because you're physically appealing but then they don't trust that you're a loyal partner.

some women get a good guy and they fear it's a front or a trick and they actually bring about the very destruction of their relationship that they feared - in the same manner as a man who get's a smoking hot girl and fear's she's cheating so he ruins the relationship through distrust and other dumb ass actions.

Being a good-guy is only appreciated by a few, most women feel a good-guy is a push over and not interesting enough until they get their hearts broken so many times they become emotionally damaged good's then no one wants to deal with the baggage.

I've been single for the last year or 2, actually since 2010 (my last relationship was about 2 years back but she never felt it was a relationship although we did all the shit couples do).

It sucks to be lonely at times, sometimes you just want a female next to you to be intimate with (for those in here not aware, sex and intimacy can cross-paths but they can be separate).

I'm at the age now where sex is just sex, and it's boring if there is no connection between me and the female.
society is just too chaotic right now and we all have warped ideas on love

I've done this too much. It was fun at first I get no pleasure out of it now.

Pay high end escort to go to social event with you
Make sure all the other females see you with her
Their innate female jealousy kicks in and they all suddenly want to be with you

woah easy as that

can confirm this works

have YOU yourself actually done this before?

Yes, Women can and do get jealous if you bring around a better built (physical appearance wise) woman. but who has the money to hire high-end escorts?

You actually don't need to spend a crazy amount of money to make yourself attractive to the woman/women you seek

If she laughs it off you're in, don't be a nice beta faggot when she accepts you teasing her, be a happy confident guy that knows you look good. Girls like snark and humor but not too much to look like an ass.

I have, yes.

And you only need to do it once, because they you can use the social proof to get with other hot girls, and the sex jealousy grows exponentially so long as you don't sperg out or fuck up

tinder elo

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he goes on live shows literally every week. implying this time is going to be any different is just out of reality. this time it's different because?

Let me give you some serious advice, user. Forget all of this psychology bullshit. Girls don't think about this crap.

You're approaching it from a bottom-up perspective, trying to build the fundamentals of relationships that don't exist yet.

Most women, most people, in fact, approach things from a top-down perspective. Make some light talk like you would with a coworker, or someone on Veeky Forums who is actually agreeing with you.

Go do some mindless fun shit. Don't think. Then as time goes on, you will both gain perspective into each other.

You can't call the aspects of a relationship ahead of time any more than you can call the top of the market.

I'm just focused on making enough money that I can tell my job I don't need their money anymore and I can travel the world.

I'm not even focused on getting a girlfriend at the moment, because I'd really be in a state of depression if I got a girl pregnant making the bullshit money I'm making now.

I appreciate the advice though.

I feel ya

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lmao i just opened an okcupid account for the fuck of it, and this is my first match

wew laddy, the memes were real

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Just tell her you are into nasal.

If you find a girl into nasal, hold on tight and never let go.

Different chick same nose wut do lol

I think that's the thing user is getting at, approach women not in a manner that you want to set life up with them, rather approach like "I think you're worth my time doing some fun shit together, let's go" and fall or not fall for each other on the way.

forgot to attach image

>Just tell her you are into nasal.
This post it.

if this isn't a photoshopped img,
you have her hooked

Jej

IT'S OP, BEING A HERO

>/pol/ was right again

you've upset her rofl, now shes going to ask all of her friends for clarification

kinda curious OP, what are your profile pics and bio like? you can censor your name and block your face if you want

Good, like I said there's not nearly enough people into nasal

Have a couple pics of me smiling charismatically in a suit in prententious settings. One pic partying with the bros. One pic from when I dressed as the fuck her right in the pussy guy for halloween. My bio just says “Aloof”

Cu ck

you just fucked that up user, Damn!
You fucking had her hooked man,
why would you respond with that?

What would you have said? I was just shitting around, testing waters for the girls in the city I’m going to be traveling to.

IME it's actually a pretty funny joke if you start talking about fetishes and don't want to show your hand too quickly.

>"aloof"
ooo mysterious. The suits and settings show that you have ambition and money, the partying shows that you are sociable, the third shows that you can be goofy and fun. Well played so far, another good one to add is you holding a puppy, possibly while also in jogging gear or swim trunks to show you like to stay healthy and are outdoorsy.

touching back on my previous mentions of it all being a psychological game, you confuse her.

I would've answered with a compliment wrapped in a joke, or a joke wrapped in a compliment.

then when she bit harder on the line, I'd switch it up again, make fun about another one of her features.

the "it's perfect for nasal" just makes you come off hella repulsive.

This

Come on man you fucking had her now you just look like a creep

Made me laugh, thanks OP

Go dancing my dude. Dance halls near me are full of women starved for men. If you are even half swole you will be at least lewdly making out with a chick every time even if you don't take one home. Check out line dancing for trad thots.

do you have a little black dress?

human interaction is so idiosyncratic, advice is hard to give and take.
like say you can have a good face and because of it all your interactions are 50% easier and you can even do things you couldbt do otherwise.

>sex is just sex
this would be a good place to be if only you didnt have to pretend otherwise to get it (for free)

I agree,
alot of things go into play when you consider how one individual can say a do certain things that is accepted but if done by another isn't.

I see it in corporate america all the time. but that's what makes a man mature and immature right? noticing that you have an edge for whatever reason, but you use that edge responsibly and don't piss it away