What does Veeky Forums do?

>What does Veeky Forums do?
dying of a disease
>What did Veeky Forums study?
chemical engineer

is the disease related to the chemistry part?
didnt you kinda see that comming?

reprove freshmen baby math
nothing much, just watched cosmos and thought it would be cool to be a scientist, but math is haard

its related to reading your post

kek

>What does Veeky Forums do?
Get wage cucked in a restraunt and shitpost on 4chinz
>What did Veeky Forums study?
Studying Aerospace right now.

study /b/ shitposting skills and apply on Veeky Forums

>sit on my ass
>think about going back to school
>read your hw problems instead

What does Veeky Forums do?
>work in fast food restaurant for peasant wages
What did Veeky Forums study?
>Just finished 3rd year Phys/Astrophys degree

how about you user?

>falling for the CS is a meme meme
pathetic. every field uses CS now. any job you want, literally

Louis?

I do nothing but play old games and jack off. I will probably never finish college because I had shitty parents, live in a rural area, and if I ever move out I'll be like 30

I hit/press orthopedic implants into the right shape/dimensions.

Studying biology.

Studying physiology, I want to go into biomedical engineering.

I smoke medijuana everyday and create the new research neuroprotectives that go into collaborator's rats. I do a lot of peptide and sugar chemistry, it's fun. My job is p. cool.

I did a BS in Chemistry and minored in theoretical math for fun. Doctoral candidate now.

i finished highschool last year with pretty good grades, taking a year off because as of yet i dont feel a drive to place myself in a particular career field.
I simply don't know what I would enjoy.

> I will probably never finish college because I had shitty parents
What do parents have to do with you finishing college?

Studying CS + Math
Wish you the best user; hope you recover

I help rear beneficial insects for my state's department of agriculture.

I studied Biology with a minor in chem. Plan to go back for a PhD next year.

Why exactly don't people here like CS?

I tutor math, physics and English to 7th and 8th graders.
I am studying electrical engineering and computing.

Most people can only go to college because they're parents are paying for it. Unless I can get a decent job there's no way I'll get the credit needed for a student loan.

Because it's a meme degree for people who can't make it in a real science.

CS is basically the "become a code monkey for $35k a year" degree.

ending my junior year as a math major, pretty far ahead, no undergrad classes to take of any importance but real analysis, so i'm taking grad courses next year and studying under some profs

pretty good life tbqh senpai

Studying molecular biology.

Most people here just don't like what CS undergraduate degrees have become, teaching you programming languages that you could learn on your own time, preparing you for code monkey jobs. I've been learning myself on my part time some of the programming they teach in CS courses, so the idea follows that you might as well not do a degree focused on that. Graduate school CompSci is respected here though as much as anything, and it is very interesting.

who is this testicular devourer?

she's a lesbian

>$35k a year
kek

>what does Veeky Forums do?
be lonely and go to school
>what does Veeky Forums study?
just switched to energy policy
>inb4 falling for the save the planet meme

It just depends on the program. If your program is just code monkey training, it's basically just you paying for a meh tier job in the future. But if you have a well organized CS program (these are usually specialist programs from high ranking universities) then you're fine.

lol. you're completely wrong. File your FAFSA. They'll give student loans to niggers for god's sake. They'll you give student loans and probably Pell grants (which are just free money). Interest rates are retarded low right now too. Sounds like you just don't want to move out of mommy's house.

>What does Veeky Forums do?
I'm a power systems specialist for one of the fighter jet programs from the 90's. Nothing all that new or innovative, it's all shit we sell to our allies.
>What did Veeky Forums study?
Electrical Engineering (power systems)

who is that lesbian?

>What does Veeky Forums do?
Sit all day in my parents' basement, because I have social anxiety and I am scared of getting a job, even though I really want to.
>What did Veeky Forums study?
Biochem

>File your FAFSA
Can't because it says I need her signature
>Sounds like you just don't want to move out of mommy's house.
My mom basically used me for money until my pell grant was damn near gone. I'm pretty much getting kicked out next week.

Okay, so move the fuck out. Get a job washing dishes at a restaurant. Pay your bills. Take classes part time. Apply for internships. Once you get an internship, you'll have money to live on during the schoolyear so you can go to school full time. You'll also be independent, so you can take out your own loans.

This is almost exactly what I did. Now I'm this guy working on fucking fighter jets. Get out there and do it.

>Get a job washing dishes at a restaurant.
every where I go I get rejected. I am trying to get a tech support job though. Also thinking about virtual sex work
I don't mind being homeless though

lol. If you want to jerk off on a webcam, you can make really good money only working a few hours a week. Probably safer than selling drugs.

Quantum Physics at Tokyo University.

Sounds futuristic. How's life in Ghost in the Shell?

I didn't watch that. Don't get your reference, sorry user.

>living in Tokyo
>posting on Veeky Forums
>not watching anime

It's like you're a real adult who's not a basement dweller.

captcha: all the noodles

I study in Tokyo thanks to a scholarship I received. In my honest opinion, anyone who's bored enough to spend time watching anime, has obviously got nothing important to do, and therefore has no goals.

I'm sure you spend at least an hour a day doing something relaxing. Some people relax by watching anime. Others relax by being a condescending douchebag on anonymous Siberian yurt building forums.

Studied biology and currently have a BS
Ended up with a job in regulatory affairs at a pharma company
>tfw 50k starting
>tfw 100k in three years or sooner

Not all of us are basement dwellers user

We live among you

What do you daywalkers do/study? Gotta be something that gets you out of the house.

No of course I do, I'm sorry if what I said seemed douchy. I read to relax. What I meant is the people who feel "bored" and waste their days watching anime or playing vidya. Naturally it's their life and it's their choice in the end, but I feel a tad bit sad because Humans have unlimited potential, and we could've advanced much more efficiently and faster where we to have more thinkers in the fields of science, engineering, etc.

>any job you want
300k starting?

Reading is passive media consumption just like watching anime or any other kind of tv show is. Vidya is probably more engaging than either. You clearly judge people based on their hobbies, so I'll just say, if you really want to practice what you're preaching here, you should be spending your free time developing arduino projects or building trebuchets or designing your own water purification system or something other than pleasure reading.

p.s. I ain't mad; I just like to point out logical inconsistencies.

>What does Veeky Forums do?
Still in school, but other than that I work.
>What did Veeky Forums study?
I'm studying biochem+nanotech. Hoping to eventually work at a pharma/biotech firm working on drug delivery systems.

>I ain't mad
>nobody implied that
You definitely mad, bro.

You're saying that, but you don't know what exactly is it that I read. Yes in a form or another it's media consumption, but you can't compare it to playing vidya and watching anime. I read on topics that interest me in my field, as well as history, philosophy, psychology and medicine.

I clearly said "waste their days", I never said anything about people who choose to put 1 hour or two into something they love to relax, I'm talking about people that actually spend most of their time on consuming entertainment.

^this
Is to this:

>What does Veeky Forums do?
Study black hole and gamma ray phenomenon for a space program
>What did Veeky Forums study?
Majored in physics and math, eventually specialized in astrophysics, and finally got my doctorates in astrophysics.

It's a great field honestly. I don't see where the whole "no jobs" idea started. if you actually care about what you major in, especially something as specific as astrophysics, you WILL find a program to work for.

k. hope you enjoy tokyo senpai

studying EE
internship doing research on ferroelectric materials

Community college and scholarships.
UA gives full rides if you have the grades. The key is to work hard.

I'm in a geosci MS program right now, shooting for a graduate minor in biosci also
my thesis is on trilobite morphometric ontogeny, and I've got a side project off of that involving a new imaging method.

meanwhile working day job in retail because poor.

>What does Veeky Forums do?
Question my life choices everyday
>What does Veeky Forums study?
Physics

CS :)

How's university in Japan? Any big difference with the american and european systems?

There has been research done on the Japanese educational system, they produce specialists and this is very true.
They have a specialized system so their education will prove a bit more difficult than American and European systems.
If you're planning on studying in Japanese (which is what I am doing) you will have to take a year or more of language, it gives you a good foundation of the language but you'll have to work your ass of.

Medicine

What about phd programs? Also, are you telling me that big universities don't offer courses in english?

Write light novels
Read sciencey stuff online

Yfw you'll never get into Johns hopkins

>What does Veeky Forums do?
Psychologist at a psychiatric ward for children aged 7-12.

I mostly give estimates of the kids' cognitive abilities or their socio-emotional development based on various tests and observations. The test results can be useful as diagnostic tools, in giving leads as to what kind of interventions would benefit the child, and in answering what their schools need to know about their learning difficulties. Neuropsychological testing is especially interesting.

>What did Veeky Forums study?
Psychology

>What does Veeky Forums do?
I am an aerospace engineer working at SpaceX. Literally best job ever
I went in UMD for my bachelors in aerospace engineering, eventually got my masters at Cambridge, and I got a cozy internship with SpaceX. Now, I'm working with propulsion

Do you encounter any very gifted children? Also, how's the job?

The children are mostly on the weak end of the intelligence spectrum. A few have had some very specific abilities that have have been outside the normal measurement range. For example, this 9-yo girl had poor overall cognitive abilities and half a dozen diagnoses, but her ability to recognise faces was literally off the charts.

The job is definitely demanding for a psychologist like myself with not many years of experience. Thankfully there's usually plenty of time to get acquainted with the patients, their history, previous test results etc. beforehand.

Still in graduate school studying Cognitive Science.

Does that mean Machine Learning/AI or what?

about 2 start physics, also wanna learn things about quantitative finance to make a living, seems autistic, but better than ending up in a java factory.

Hey mate, I was recommended through MEXT. I get a response from them in december (they only recommended me and some other guy, but he barely passed), if I get accepted I go next year. I am aiming for either Kyodai or Todai, any advice?

>What does Veeky Forums do?
Research on nucleic acid chemistry
>What did Veeky Forums study?
Finished 3rd year as Biochemistry. Applying to grad school this year.

>What does Veeky Forums do?
I play vidya. No job but looking for internship in neuro lab. Hobbies include playing with my cat and collecting/reading riddle/logic books.
>What did Veeky Forums study?
I study "Psychological Sciences" (4th year) and am picking up a minor in mathematics because interest in riddles/logic.

cont.

fuck calc and analysis reqs, I wish I could take more geometry/discrete/proof/reasoning courses

Alright Veeky Forums, I'm currently looking at CE at a university with a strong co-op program. If I'm not a tard, would a physics minor do me any good?

Just a label. Good for letting people you know you have a understanding of some physics as well.

thats all
good luck

>What does Veeky Forums do?
Helicopter Loadmaster/Door Gunner
>What did Veeky Forums study?
Statistics because i didnt think i could handle pure math

>What does Veeky Forums do?
Study maths after doing a year of Arts then Geology for a year
>what did Veeky Forums do
didn't think I could handle math in high school despite wanting to be an astrophysicist since age 10. I dropped it and did history. Didn't think history was worth a degree so went to geology which I liked because of oil drilling. Only liked geology for the exciting stuff and did a math paper on the side to fulfill Bsc requirements and really liked it. I did more and more maths until I desperately wanted to major in it and live out my dream again

>junior doctor
>medicine
>I get shit on by the senior doctors all day

Just tell them "don't haze me bro"

Retired intelligence officer
Masters in Statistics
Frequent /sci for the lolz

That sounds awesome

>Editing a conference procession/translating
>PhDing in History

>What does Veeky Forums do?
Staying awake all night, to bored to go to classes this week. browsing Veeky Forums, picdumps, news n shit

>What did Veeky Forums study?
Finishing chem eng master this semester

I pretend that instrumentation is an interesting sub field in physics, and i'm still studying physics

Ghostwriter

upgrading calculus so I can study computer science

have a web programming diploma

3 years of spanish BA but not finishing it, gonna use it as a minor on a non-useless degree

I'm currently getting my PhD in microbiology. Do you have any suggestions for pursuing a career in intelligence? Should I go the CO route? Shoot for a contracting position?