Alright Veeky Forums, I'm going to have a qt3.14 on fiver say something short and sweet for LINK so we can be rid of the fatass. 75 words max, what does she say?
LINK counter fatty fiver
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have her read Sergey's couchsurfing reviews
We are all in this together. Visualize as often as possible.
Thanks OP
I was in downtown Liverpool at 2am. Drunk off my tits. Having a cigarette outside the bar. Went into the alley to piss. Saw the ugliest, scrawniest Asian guy, short hair, monobrow, sure enough it was Sunny and he was fucking a chick from behind, she literally looked like a chihuahua. She had bug eyes, zits and no tits. Legs and arms like a praying mantis. He kept saying 'tobacco on the blockchain' wtf that means.
I was only about 10 feet away from them. I think some of my piss trickled down to where they were. Now I've seen people screwing in public on occasion, its always hot. But this display belonged in a zoo for retarded animals. I couldn't watch, I felt violated.
"dubs confirm link $1000 eoy"
or
"iron handed link lands on moon, $1000 eoy 2018"
scam thread, stinky linkies can't afford fiverr
"i like hot guys like sergey why don't you join LINK too?"
This has potential. I'm thinking of adding something like "if you have no LINK you'll definitely never make it" at the end
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag.
The visualize link 1000 eoy copypasta. If she's cute well see the spike on binance.
"My linky stays super stinky" very seductively followed by a very audible BRAAAAAAAAP
Damn that whole pasta really? She's definitely cute
no
that's too long, peoples attention span is short.
has to be to the point and a tease. making the viewer replay it over and over.
just say
link is the next bitcoin, get in now or die poor
something like that.
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Trying to post the order confirmation
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I like it
"if you have no LINK you'll definitely never make it"
yeah that sounds good too
Hey user on Veeky Forums, sweetie I need you to buy chainlink
Holy shit.
"You can fuck my ass for 100 Link"
Ha she's actually professional looking, not some hood rat.
"You can fuck my ass for 500 Link"
"link $1k eoy 2018. we're going to make it"
now gtfo off of Veeky Forums before people start giving you the ...
my name is stacy, and i hate every fucking one of you pasta
Order confirmation, I'll get the video in 7 days. She will say, "Hello user, if you don't have any LINK you'll definitely never make it. Get it now or stay poor."
in*
>paying a roastie to shill a shitcoin
The absolute state of linkfags.
7 days? Just pay some roastie on the street to do it
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g-guys... the memes are evolving...
Yea longer than I had hoped, but this will look nice at least.
Omfg my sides ahahhahah
Well, that will look pathetic rather than funny
>he doesn't meme in 4D
Have her do the fat kid's same monologue word for word.
OH my fuck this is good
STOP SHILLING CHAINLINK TO PLEBS
It's funny Fudding here and true discussions are great. But seriously stop Shilling Chainlink to normies. We will get some normies in board at ground level and they really don't deserve this coin. Let them buy our bags when Link gets listed on Buttrex. Let the price stay low so we can accumulate before mainnet release.