AMA mangofag here

thats like a lot of mango you could eat your whole life with that

sorry but never played SSBM, never had the privilege to have nice things

What is it like OP? If this isn't a larp.

It isn't a larp, but please be straightforward. You know you'll post your ETH address later on, just do it now. Some anons might want to send you things, and that's fine, but don't try to just solicit pity, just have a normal thread. People are probably interested in what's really going on in Venezuela.

The fruit or the country?

the fruit is super sweet and is the most popular fruit here, is soft when its mature but you would dislike it if you had to eat this shit all the days

if the country you ask, is like living in hell, everything is insecure, if you have to get out of your house to get some shit to eat like me everyday you have to be very cautious on the streets because someone may want to steal something from you, even if is a pennie worth on my exchange

Either revolt and kill your leaders, or die trying. Or just die.

mangoes are expensive everywhere arent they?

that and avocados are pricy as fuck

Where are you getting the mangos?

Well yea, it hurts :( here

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Im currently saving couple bucks to move on to Peru, I have 25$ already but that isn't enough to survive a couple days outside while I look for a job there

I'm actually interested in what's going on in Venezuela.

Have you ever been to US?

Was Venezuela ever wealthy? Or where everyone was doing well?

what u talking about? mango season is over for at least 1 month (assuming you own a mango tree like I do since you are a poorfag)

>was venezuela ever wealthy..

Nigga, there's more oil in maduroland than in the whole middle east and they still managed to fuck up bc democracy, gibe me thats and negro brainlets. I live in Brazil and pretty much the whole continent will go to the shitter in 10 years tops

If I could afford a GOOD awp to do it I would have done this 3 years ago for now I just have in mind that buying that may be impossible for me, so now I just can save money to get out of here as soon as I can on bus

Yes outside here it may be expensive, but here on my country is the most typical fruit and there are trees of this everywhere

from some trees near here, just a couple blocks of my house (5 min)

cross the border to Brazil.. ppl here actually like venezuelans. We had a recent influx of haitians though and one of them burned a whole venezuela family with a molotov not long ago.

Do you randomly shit yourself while out in public due to your fruity diet?

So what is going on politically? I understand there was a socialist government that fucked the oil industry but what is happening now? Is it the same guys in power.

No, never, I lost my father couple years ago so for now It has been only my mother and me, and we were poor since ever because my father ruined us wasting everything on alcohol, the country went to hell 4 years ago and now the month salary here is less than 10 bucks

this is not true you can see there is one on my picture, there are a shit ton on mango trees near here

FYI: this guy does this thread multiple times a week. Last time people googled his address and realized he runs pajeet Twitter scams. Then somebody said they gave him $20 the day before but he was on biz again saying he had no money. It's the same story. One piece of bread in a fridge, and mangos. People are dumb if they give you money.

true. the mango season is over, where the fuck are you getting all the mangos? Also, a single mango tree can't give you enough mangos to sustain yourself for 2 months only eating mangos, it's too much. Latinfag here, I know what I'm talking about.

It's fine, he already gave his address out, people know what the goal of the thread is, and they're free to send him stuff if they want to. If half of the story is true, he's just trying to make the best of his situation.

I was thinking about this, but I would be too hard for me since i don't know anything of your lenguage, i know it isn't that difficult to learn, but everyone i knew has gone to Peru and they have told me that its good to live there being Venezuelan

One time I almost did, but I have an strong ass so i shitted on the front of my houses door

Yes, the same guys that controls everything, the police, the opposition, the laws, the drug, the mafia, they are literally gods here

yup, I own 2 mango tree and when it's season I peel the mangos and freeze them for juice or ice cream. It's the only way to make them las the whole year.

It may be over where you live, because there is a zone here with shit ton of trees with mangos

You can learn portuguese in 2 months tops if you're not a brainlet and pretty much everybody can understand spanish in roraima and acre states

I expected a street shitter, kagels must really work.

if you're serious about leaving and are considering moving to a Spanish speaking country then seriously consider changing your accent, go for a neutral one. You guys are hated all over Latinamerica due to the mass migration. I'm not kidding.

Perfect case scenario=focus on getting to x country and practice the accent as much as you can. if you end up in another country keep using the first country's accent.

I'll have it in consideration, there is some kind of place where I can sleep if I go to brazil or i'll have to sleep on the streets while I find a job?

I've heard that eating mango will make your weed experience much stronger. Is it true?

Yes I know this very well, although my accent is already neutral I don't speak like every person here, of course I sometimes say things like "pana" or "coño" a lot but that would be easy to hide

How many shits are on your street be honest

user I smoked weed 1 time in my entire life, that was like 3 or 4 years ago, and I didn't smoked it while eating mango, but some friends of mine has done that and they say that indeed it makes it much stronger but I personally don't know it, idk how a fruit can get your smoke much stronger to be honest

local govt are putting shelters up but most ppl sleep in tents or benches. I live near the border with Uruguay so I can't really tell you anything specific

g1.globo.com/rr/roraima/noticia/povoado-indigena-entre-pacaraima-e-boa-vista-vira-abrigo-de-venezuelanos-eles-choram-ao-ver-comida.ghtml

Ever eat a zoo animal?

From random homeless people that shit on the streets here? I don't know, maybe like a hundred, my own shit? only 1 and i cleaned it

....still practice. The ones I met that claim that have a "neutral accent" don't. Por más neutral que sea siempre tiene un canta'ito.

Something else, it's unbelievable that I gotta say this but remember to not act like a cunt if you go to some other country (talking shit about the country saying yours used to be better, that the country is better just because venezuelans are immigrating into it, that it's ugly, that you guys are saving the country, etc...) a lot of venezuelans do that here and that's mainly why they started to get hate. (some venezuelan friends told me that the ones that do that are from caracas? and that the rest of venezuela hates them too, but still just in case)

is pic related considered an zoo animal? if yes then..there is your answer

I will try to learn some basic portuguese then, I may consider go there, the main reason I wanted to go to peru is because there is a cousin living there since the last year so he could possibly help me a bit but I don't want to be a problem for him

my personality is just normal, I have never been a cunt to anyone, and maybe that is why i got bullied the shit out on school, im just a chilled guy

then you'll be fine. gtfo of venezuela asap

FUCK YOU THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD PET

the link I sent has a video with the most used route and professors for the university are teaching portuguese for free to venezuelans. but expect hardship and think well before doing anything. godspeed user

CUT THE SHIT user HOW MANY ETH FOR SHARPIE IN DA POOPER?

i'm sorry user but you asked it, and i didn't wanted to do it but there wasn't anything else for me to eat at that time

i wish i could do it right now

thank you very much user

W-was it tasty?

i'm sorry but with sharpie in da pooper do you mean sharpie on my shit or what?

that diet looks a little fruity

no it wasn't, it was burned and dry because i fucked up while cooking it on the wood fire

SHARPIE IN THE ASSHOLE

reddit

it is and I've been eating this shit for so long.. can i get diabetes for eating sweet fruit like this, I wonder?

since im desperate as fuck I can deliver if you help me with something 0x204F1f57c606F7d2e3Ca507EaC9A7A753eebc127

started to feel like tarzan ? how do you communicate with other mangobros ?

Yes fruit has sugar.

this diet for sure impacts memory
because you forgot the rules

post a timestamped face pic to prove you're not pajeet and I'll donate $500USD worth of crypto (your choice of token/coin).... no cap

this maked me laugh because yes I literally feel like that, we communicate normally like every other person would do

Well.. im fucked

I'm very sorry im breaking the rules but if it makes you feel better i haven't recieved anything and atleast some people have laughed a bit of my life

Pretty sure this is the filipino kid from yesterday begging as a spick because it's interchangable.

Sorry but if you want to laugh at my face that isn't going to happen, but I can post my id with deleted face with timestamp if you don't believe that im from this country

Venezuelan here. Deja de mendigar, deberías estar trabajando en lo que sea o aprendiendo a programar en vez de andar pidiendo plata por acá.
Is this yours also? 0x0083e55a09c18374c33a6A27fE5d795Dafd2EDc4

>0x204F1f57c606F7d2e3Ca507EaC9A7A753eebc127
You have $400 fuck off.

i'm not filipine

I tried but i suck at that, i have a normal job, y no no es mio, ojala fuera mio

if you're not blind this is my address that I have posted here 0x204F1f57c606F7d2e3Ca507EaC9A7A753eebc127 not that one if I had that much I wouldn't be here on the first place

You might need to suck something else then.

post a webm doing a quick walkthrough of all the rooms in your living area and I'll send you $1000USD worth of crypto no cap

Is venezuelan whore any good?

I know that you trying to do but is not going to work

Yeah and all the ETH you get there gets sent to the other address.

You have a "begging" wallet and a main wallet.

The most expensive ones that are worth 50$+? I don't know, never had one before but they look good

Yea of course, whatever you say user if that lets you sleep today, that address is mine 100% then

Post pic of venezuelan thot.

You're so fucking pityful. Every response of your's is trying to be manipulating. Even pajeets are better scammers than you.

If you were actually poor and desperate you wouldn't say no to easy money, especially if you can remain anonymous while doing it. You really expect anyone to believe that you can eat roadkill and pet lizards but have too much dignity to post proof of your poorness on Veeky Forums? Good scam, mango-pajeet. I'm sure you'll trick some redditors.

P.S. by "good scam" I really mean "terrible scam". You can really tell that you're from a 3rd world shithole because only you guys are invalid enough to think this would trick anyone

Can I post my room for free money?

sure

Of course dude, im that one that is holding 400$ for month's while eating shitty fruit every fucking day, im such a great scammer

post video of poor home and get 1000$ what the fuck is wrong with you

pajeet shit eater

I know thay you're Venezuelan and I know what you trying to do, If you actually would give someone 1000$ for a walkthrough then send half and im 100% doing it, you may just want to have my face and video to post it on socials media or pages like reddit, im not dumb

what a body

do you actually think he's giving me 1000$ for that? he obviously not, if he can give atleast half or 100$ to start with i would 100% do it but otherwise he just want videos and my face to post it elsewhere

I traced the ETH going into and out of that adress...this roody poo has more money than me...

Just have a piece of paper always visible in the shot saying
> this is 7rx+S8MQ on Veeky Forums
> video proof only for biz thread 8105767
> March 4, 2018
And just move the paper around in the shot so it's hard to edit out.
And never show your face.
I'd do it if it was me, seems to be a risk-free request (just hide beforehand anything that can dox you like IDs).

I meant biz thread 8104336
I can't read

Alright, sure

Yea but notice that he wants my face and then he ask for a whole walkthrough of my house, then he says that im faking to be poor but then just affirms that im poor, like im not even that dumb

and
are all from where I live trying to say that THAT is my address and that I have 500$+ which is fucking retarded because If I had 500$ saved on crypto I wouldn't be in here right now

I gave a coworker whose family is stuck in Venezuela $200 a couple weeks ago and they got like 24 million bolivares. How much did that help them?

fuck off pajeet rakesh

you helped them for a whole month or two if they know how to save money user you're a good person

okay?

If you post a picture of a room in your house with that timestamp I'll send you $10

That's just voyeurism.

This can't be true. I love mangoes but wtf aren't they slightly laxative? You probably have runny shit constantly

>excuse me doctor, I think I have runny shit
any fruit in very high amounts can cause
>runny shit
just ask some of your vegan friends

sure, thank you if real

yes, but its what i have to eat now

Ok this is good honesty. That's a lot of shits.
Here is my next question: why mango? Do you get tired of mango? Does it affect your mental focus?

if it's room sharing time pic related is my room

Is that storage room or some shit?