Going to Starbucks, what should i get?

Going to Starbucks, what should i get?

grande pumpkin spice latte nigga, what are you new?

Iced soy chai tea lattle with vanilla

Whole coffee beans. Grind and brew at home.

Grand Iced Coffee, 2 pumps Vanilla , Lt Nonfat milk, no Classic

a shot of testosterone

Tall cold brew, light ice.

A venti nigger

the cold brew is the only reason i go to starbucks

A bbbh

A slap across your bitch lips

A strawberry milkshake and an apple roll

I don't know, im not a nu-male.

A refund for your burnt espresso

iced latte - unsweetened, no whip or other bullshit

only good thing on the menu

Sick burn, bro!

a fucking cup of fucking coffee. with room for cream, just a bit. no sugar. NO LIGHT ROAST. anything else, and you are worse than hitler

old fashioned donut

A London Fog, because their coffee is SHIT.

Trenta green iced tea

How

Anniversary Blend, with cream and sugar

sweetened black tea lemonade
you'll thank me later

>tripfag
>not a beta numale cuck

pick one

>what should i get?

Start with some personal dignity, you mincing homo. And learn to make a simple fucking cup of coffee, you incompetent Millennial.

A water

grande non-fat flat white and a chocolate caramel pretzel stick

in your car, turn around, and head to the grocery store and pick up some Folgers that will last you more than just one sitting.

London fog has no caffeine though

Medium latte with an extra shot

Nigger a London fog is made with earl grey tea.

Just like there espresso

A cold brew man

It's still caffeine free though

> inb4 insulin

*their

No no, the espresso is over in that area so it's there. Do you even in to English?

*into

Nah, you see into and in to are completely the same. Trust me I'm an English major, it's why I know so much about Starbucks.

>I'm an English major
Cool.
My dad was a British Army officer too!
What regiment are you in?

>In to Versus Into. Into is a preposition that has many definitions, but they all generally relate to direction and motion. On the other hand, in by itself can be an adverb, preposition, adjective, or noun. To by itself is a preposition or an adverb or part of an infinitive, such as to fly.
Retard.

Uh, that's really closed minded of you language is fluid.
Sticking to ridged rules only keeps minorities down.
My professor really opened my eyes to this.
I bet you have the racist frog saved on your computer too.

Get a thing

Dunkin

what's more manly than coffee? you're probably a tea drinking, anime watching, fat, fuccboi

Pick me up one of these if you would. It's the McChicken™ , the best fast food sandwich.