You're playing with fire, Veeky Forums

You're playing with fire, Veeky Forums

He got what he deserved for being sick a retard.
Although salmonella would probably be more fair.

>the world is now less one cameljockey
And nothing of value was lost.

>eating about 1.4L of something
yep, that'll do it.

He should have avoided the yolks and then he would have been all white.

I hate the fact that I actually laughed at this piece of shit pun.

>Dhaou Fatnass
>Fatnass

the joke writes itself

And so close to winning too.

to be desu 30 doesn't even sound like that much

>only 28

Are you kidding? He probably developed an intolerance after 5 or 6 yolks right then and there.

So what killed him exactly?

>Are you kidding?
No? There should be nothing wrong with eating 30 eggs.

egg

Egg?

egg

Egg?

what about that guy from Veeky Forums who ate 30 cooked eggs in one sitting. he probably died later that night but he finished it.

he was complaining that his heart hurt tho

Her?

stop replying to me now

BEES?

That a lot of volume to be putting into your stomach, depending on how fast you actually do it.

Consider 30 eggs in a pile, the size of them, not imagine that inside of your stomach.

1.4L apparently. That's less than a fucking bottle of coke.

Don't be such an Ann-hog.

>you have to eat all the eggs
>no
>dies

And that's why you eat all the eggs.

Pretty certain I would have thrown up instead of dying.

Is my body just smarter than average?

You're that person who watches a movie and talks the entire time about how they would have used their sweet judo moves to subdue the killer and fuck all the bitches

This is all very gay.

heart attack probably.

Don't tell me you're a fatass that drinks 2L of coke in one sitting

Faggot.

(I giggled internally)

>stomach pains

I'm athletic and literally drinking 1,5L of Coke Zero right now. I also have another bottle ready.

That pun cracked me up.

I don't think that was in one sitting, I remember checking in on the thread all day, he had them in separate meals.

I usually gulp down 1,5L of milk with my dinner.

several rounds from a shotgun

>>>reddit

I don't have an issue with chugging down 1.5 liters of water when I'm really thirsty though.

i always forget e.coli and salmonella can really fuck you up.

i always think it's just a few days of nausea and diarrhea. get some gatorade and BRAT (banana, rice, applesauce, toast) food, you'll be alright.

Bane?