So I stole a bottle of this from my work. I never tasted caviar before so I was curious. And I wasn't about to pay $8.99 for something that I wasn't sure if I'd like or not.
So I tried some just now. This bullshit tastes like nothing but sodium. Literally like little squishy sodium balls. Ugh. What do I eat this with? This is what rich people pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to eat? You gotta be kidding me pal!
Not like sturgeons are all that pretty themselves. Anthiinae, literally the only fish sexy enough to rub your dick against.
Tyler Lopez
>Metal utensils of any sort are thought to degrade the taste of caviar, but that is just a myth. Caviar comes to distributors in large tins and is decanted into smaller tins for resale, all without harm to the natural taste of the caviar. >Caviar comes to distributors in large tins and is decanted into smaller tins >comes to distributors in large tins and is decanted into smaller tins
>DURR HURRRRRFFFF DURRPP WHY U EATING WITH SPOON HERR DURRPP U NO SUPPOSE TO EAT IT LIKE THAT
You bunch of stupid motherfuckers.
Justin Morgan
you couldn't pay $9 to try something new? baka desu senpai
Carson Cruz
mm ):
Noah Cooper
Lol, this will be the spelling that parents use for Anthony in 5 years.
Carter Nelson
>tries $9 caviar >expects it to be good
Caviar for people who know caviar is hundreds of dollars per fuckin' OUNCE
Nathaniel Hernandez
see
Grayson Price
I love it on baked new potatoes with a bit of chive sour cream. I just get it from work though; I'd never pay for the shit when I could just use MSG for basically the same flavor.
Camden Watson
I think the stuff you got is what the commonly sprinkle on top of cheap sushi, it's ment to have the salty pop. In general my rule of thumb is if it's a white people food don't bother with it, it's always bland and guarantied to disappoint.
Camden Parker
Lumpfish caviar is known to be inexpensive and of poor quality, it is even inferior to flying fish caviar which is even cheaper than lumpfish caviar.
besides you don't use a metal spoon, should've used a plastic spoon, metal interferes with the taste of caviar, the entire mother of pearl spoon thing is just a meme when plastic works just as fine
Isaac Richardson
>steals a $9 jar of low quality caviar >complains it isn't good
Fucking retarded thief got what he deserved
Isaiah Murphy
>not knowing that said tins have a thin plastic coating on the inside to prevent metallic tastes from leaching into the food
>strawmans another poster when he himself is the uneducated one
David Campbell
>implying expensive caviar is any better Please.
Jace Cooper
>guarantied
James Kelly
>i stole this because fuck paying $9 for something >buys comics and tazo tea mix get your priorities straight man >but I stole those too if you're going to steal at least steal stuff worth stealing my god.
Samuel Ramirez
The best is red caviar with bliny and butter. I gorge on this everytime I go to Russia.
Christopher Butler
Replace butter with cream and you've got a winner.
Gavin Miller
you mean smetana or sweet cream?
Alexander Howard
I'm Russian living in AZ and every time salmon is in season in Oregon I order a massive box of salmon roe from one of those online stores run by local fishmongers.
They flash freeze it and send it to you on liquid nitrogen, and it thaws very excellently, stores for months. Highly rec to eat on good bread/10.
Hunter Foster
Why in gods name did you leave Russia? Can I have your passport?
Cameron Walker
Smetana.
Nolan Cooper
no difference at all. just like how dollar store steak is pretty much the same as top grade wagyu.
Owen Hernandez
>white people food
Let's look at the native things Africans eat: -primates (monkeys, apes and gorillas) -ebola bats -snakes -wild fruits and vegetables (yam and banana basically) -Millet and Millet beer -fried grasshoppers
Now let's look at the things African Americans get to eat because of 'white people'. -Chicken (Borneo) -Beef (Europe) -Pork, ham and bacon (Europe) -Cheese (not found in Africa) -leavened bread (not found in Africa) -Tomatoes -Potatoes -Chili peppers -Corn -Hamburgers -Hotdogs -Onion -Garlic -BBQ sauce -pizza -beer, wine and spirits -lobster, shrimp, crawdads and crabs
The list goes on. 'White people food' is the food you eat every day, so if it's bland, that's your fault. You should be thankful you get at least two meals a day that you don't have to personally beat to death with a stick.
Lincoln Martinez
I got caviar for free in the mail once and thought it was alright.
but i wasn't being a dumb "hurr durr rich ppl lik diz" fucktard.. i just spread that shit on some fuckin club crackers while watching tv.
Chase Cooper
What stores are these....
Christian James
lol too mad
Carson Moore
it's caviar that costs $9. what the fuck did you expect?
Good advice, AZbro, want to share the site and your favorite selection?
Luis Wilson
god, I fucking hate Americans
Ayden Cooper
>Lol too mad fampai desu desu fire/100
Nigger logical refutation at its finest.
Nolan Martinez
Yes, it's globalseafoods.com/; they have sales at relative points in the season. I usually avoid ordering in mid-summer for obvious reason.
Chum salmon caviar is my usual order, but their lox is very good too. Fish generally is very good, but one time I think I ordered 25 pounds of cod (dumb, but cheap) and broke the tip of my good knife trying to separate them since they were all frozen together.
Tyler Stewart
you have fake caviar right there, you probably don't work in a place classy enough to have the real stuff.
Asher Wilson
>implying you've ever eaten expensive caviar
Please.
Gavin Wilson
Real caviar is black and comes from sturgeon and costs more than 9 dollars a can. You fucked up.
Jeremiah Walker
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Elijah Reed
This man knows how to caviar.
Austin Powell
>if you're not white you must be black
Ryder Harris
>Beef (Europe) >Pork, ham and bacon (Europe) But cattle were first domesticated in Turkey and Pakistan. Pigs were first domesticated in Mesopotamia.
Blake Jones
>not knowing that said tins have a thin plastic coating on the inside to prevent metallic tastes from leaching into the food
Except prior to the very recent invention of plastic lined cans, caviar was shipped in plain old metal cans for generations and nobody complained.
Not that anybody could tell the deference in caviar types in a blind taste test anyway, as OP said, it just tastes like salty salt.
Noah Cooper
it should taste of the sea
Jordan Phillips
>it just tastes like salty salt. >it should taste of the sea
yeah since the sea doesn't even taste like salt at all
Dominic Mitchell
Why does the expensive caviar so expensive anyway
I mean its just fish eggs how hard can that be to obtain
Juan Phillips
It's chocolate fish eggs
Sebastian Jones
Believe it or not, there is a difference.
Evan Gomez
Because sturgeon populations are strained because each tin of caviar fished is thousands and thousands of their babies and destruction of habitat. and it has to come from a particular region that can only produce so many fish.
Whenever foods have to come from a region with limited capacity to produce, prices go up. Think fine french wines.
Adam Williams
>did you eat it with a metal spoon? Is not such a big deal. Russian here.
Post the list of ingredients, that 'caviar' is probably rubbish.