Oh, you read poetry? Drop a freestyle

>Pynchon only wished he had this suspenSHAWN

That was not the rhyme, but I laughed.

make like a Woolf and take a lonely walk
underwater with my pockets full of rocks
been three weeks since I heard a nigga talk
Time spent Underground with these Notes I'm locked in

Summer hotter than a oven full of Plath
Dry heat I'm inside drinkin wine from these grapes of wrath

Like Sartre keepin one eye on the void one eye on the streets
One Catcher in my Rye, getting hated on by NEETS

terrible

nigga

look at Tyrone laughing in the corner of your laptop screen at you
calling white boy Jim to your aid cuz you're afraid of the rhymes I'll send at you
dumb ass better hope that Jim comes and rejoices
cuz since you first walked in here you didn't have no choices

YO HOL UP

KILL THE BEAT

alright so as I walk through the valley of Veeky Forums I find my self searching for some interesting shit, only to realize I am stumblin through no named shadows spewing there ideology and pain no longer looking for love or gain. These anonymous gave up on the game a life time ago but I still got my own soul to live on for. Show me a beautiful poem or show me something I hate, it don't really matter as long as im being fed but know these words that fall from my vains that all good things come to an end.

Maybe next life il have more to say

tell me I got no choice like a determinist
well I'm determined to dis you when I steal your Missus.
Sweep her off her feet with The Broom of the System
Postmodern is no fodder cuz the points always missin'

I see your Joyce and i raise you a Keller
I'm talking about Helen cuz she can't see me, can't hear me when I tell her
You shit is more wack than wordsworth paperback
your words ain't shit you know you're talkin to a real black.

hey what's up guys, this is my first time

comin' straight from r9k to drop some fresh rhymes

i saw a Veeky Forums thread on /v/ yesterday

said i'd come here tomorrow, and now tomorrow is today

so here i am, first thread i see

people droppin' bars 'cuz they read poetry

rap is just poetry in motion

words with a beat, flows like an ocean

this is my first time rapping, but would you ever watch me try again?

>holographic blastoise
Kel

a real big black with a real big dick
I'll spoil your small white missus any day of the week
my shelf is full o' cheap Wordsworth cuz my niggaz don't mind
they're not blind like whitey Helen, my status comes with my rhymes

you say you got a choice
but you're still calling blind whitey Joyce to help you
Your shit's more wack than any black boys could ever hope to help you
My words are the shit you know you talk to a real black
Auntie Helen won't hear you now cuz it's the ears she lack

Here's a Tubman instead
white boy, buy yourself a pair o' white boy nuts
or stare
at your small white missus playing here with my afro hair just for a moment
I can't wait to start dropping rhymes today
It's okay, I will when I get an actual opponent

NIGGA SAY MORE RARE THAN A HOLOGRAPHIC BLASTOISE

I'm a piece of ham
slathered in jam
come on senpai
I'm bam bam
I ram tam tam
hottest milf on the block
I'm paying rent with my cock

I'm actually a singer so just imagine I'm singing this really well because I've been practicing.

Responsibility's cool, but there’s more things in life
Like getting your dick
Rode all fucking night
By the kind of girl that knows how to keep her shit tight
Legs in the air, looking like they feel nice
Volcano pussy melt your peter like ice
And the drugs got you going back for more cuz you're like
I just can't get enough of that cum clutch, well alright

it takes two to tango
and one to drop
these freeflowin verbal projectiles dont stop

my nickname freddy
cut a nigga to confetti
one cell phone ring
and im out, pistols ready

i think lit to be full of amateur spit
like michelle or chanelle or any amateur trick
that you might find on xvid trailer
similar to you, mr. no name failure

jk, im just playing
and us we're caught in the flux
the mind an antenna for a supernal type of lux
mutual distinction
deus ex intermission
step outside for a change
don't feed the system

So I have severe depression, wanna kill myself everyday
The only point in my life by this point is which way

I just hate myself
But I don't need yo help
Because I'm an individualist
Got myself a tryst
With me myself and I
Some booze and some pills and I'm going to die
Or will I use the noose
Or get speared by a moose
Or bit by a goose
Or too much self-abuse
Jack off my dick till it tears loose

Living in a recession
Brain undergoing regression
I'm like a dementia patient
Let's face it
I'm a waste of space
I have an ugly face
And, hey, you might think I'm gay
So I'll just go browse /r9k/
Thank you, goodbye, and have a good day

*shoots self*

...

prose game flows flames like Joyce, James

NIGGA YOU A SPOOK
YO, MY BOOK YOU CAN'T REBUKE
SO YOU THINK YOU GOT AN EGO?
THAT'S TOO BAD, 'CAUSE YOU A NEGRO

SO YOU WANNA BE FREE?
IT'S THE REALEST WAY TO BE
EGOTISM, HEDONISM, REALISM NIGGA
COME AN' JOIN MY UNION, PULL THE FUCKIN' MEME TRIGGA

I haven't even read Max Stirner, but this board makes me hate him.

I'm a rapper motherfucker
let me say it polite
I'm a dapper chris tucker
On the mic tonight
here's a good idea take your fist and raise two fingers
That's the peace sign now you know me as the peace bringer

I smash puss puss
Yeah! yeah
I smash puss puss
Alright!

break it down
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time
Right foot lets stomp

g spot rocks the g spot
g spot rocks the g spot
g spot rocks the g spot
g spot rocks the g spot
g spot rocks the g spot
g spot rocks the g spot

Your reasoning's more Circular than Borges' Ruins,
spend more days
brewin this mayonnaise
you're spewin at my way,
you're new at this.

I'm the only nigga that Veeky Forums's got as a resident
but you can't see me like I'm Ralph Ellison
Invisible Man, you know that I only read the preface
Cuz I live that on the daily and I eat that shit for breakfast

Bringing up Ms. Tubman you know thats my auntie
Framin up that dolla cuz her face is on the twenty
And my rhymes they come a plenty
Keep it classic like a Bentley
Flow so fast you never felt me
Leave you sad like Dostoyevsky

YO THE WORLD IS WILL AND REPRESENTATION
SO YOU'RE ON THE THOUGHT TRAIN?
WELL I AM THE LAST STATION
PUT AWAY THE KANT AND CHUCK OUT THE HEGEL
BUT DON'T THROW THE BABY OUT OF THE CRADLE

SO YOU SAY YOU CAN WILL WHAT YOU WANT?
BIG WHOOP!
A NIGGA CAN'T CHOOSE, SO YOU BETTA NOT FLAUNT!

THEY SAY I'M PESSIMISTIC, BUT I'M KEEPIN' IT REAL
JUST THINK OF THE NIGGA THAT'S ANOTHER NIGGA'S MEAL!
THE NIGGA BEING EATEN AND THE NIGGA WHAT'S EATIN'
THE PAIN VERSUS PLEASURE? SON, YOU KNOW WHICH ONE'S BEATEN!

MY MOMMA WENT AN' CHEAT ME OF MY DAD'S INHERITANCE
SHE PARTY ALL DAY, MAN I BARELY GOT A PENCE!
TO TOP IT ALL OFF, SOME BITCH TALK SHIT OUTSIDE MY ROOM
SO I THROW HER DOWN STAIRS! WAIT, I GOTTA PAY WHOM?
FIFTEEN GODDAMN THALERS OVER FIFTEEN GODDAMN YEARS,
AND THAT SON, IS WHY THIS LIFE'S A VALLEY OF YEARS!

>THEY SAY I'M PESSIMISTIC, BUT I'M KEEPIN' IT REAL
JUST THINK OF THE NIGGA THAT'S ANOTHER NIGGA'S MEAL!
THE NIGGA BEING EATEN AND THE NIGGA WHAT'S EATIN'
THE PAIN VERSUS PLEASURE? SON, YOU KNOW WHICH ONE'S BEATEN!
homeboy brought bars

It starts with
One thing I don't know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It’s so unreal
Didn’t look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on but didn’t even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go

I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when...

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

One thing, I don’t know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To remind myself how
I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I’m surprised it got so (far)
Things aren’t the way they were before
You wouldn’t even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me
In the end

You kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when...

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter

I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There’s only one thing you should know
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There’s only one thing you should know

starting off a freestyle with yo is pretty corny, why don't you freestyle about that instead?

DROP A NIGGA SOMEIN' LIKE CRISCO
SOMIKN ON DA GAS LIKE CITGO
FATASS ALL WHITE BITCH THOUGH
BANG BAND NIGGA GANG GANG NIGGA

I'M A SPIRITUAL LYRICAL INDIVIDUAL SPIRITUAL MIRACLE

this one is the best so far

It's Linkin Park dude

I know

Saved.

Guessing these are the same guys. Nice.

Now do it in the style of Finnegans Wake.

Carver's a fucking savage