What cake

birthday is coming up

what cake should I make?

>off-limits: cheesecake, I already make that all the time

crepe cake

ice cream sandwich cake

Bienenstich

certainly within my skill level, but not cake-y enough.
never.
interesting

carrot cake

>crepe cake

You shouldn't be so hard on it, it looks okay.

looks like viennetta

also seriously considering this. it's one of my faves and I've never made it before.

Pizza cake all the way

Black forest cake made with the recipe from Portal.

>LE CAKE IS A LIE XD

Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte.

Use a recipe that uses pineapple/pineapple juice
Its delicious

I'd eat the fuck out of that disgusting abomination

das it mane

carrot cake or key lime pie

I've had it once was tasty as fuck.

It's atleast 4 small pizzas that you cook like 70% then stack and add outer crust, then finish cooking. You'll want to have reduced fat cheese so you don't get pools of grease leaking everywhere

I always get a carrot cake for my birthday

Nigger learn to spell plz

*please

Pie is not a cake bro

make a cake full of bleach and kill yourself

Wow your so edgy

Last cake I made was a lemon poundcake with thinly sliced green apples in it. Was good.
I don't care much for frosting/icing so I didn't bother, but if you must, a simple, glaze-like lemon drizzle and/or apple drizzle would probably go nicely.

OK SO I'M DOING CARROT CAKE

anyone have any good recipes?

If not I'll probably pick one from either King Arthur Flour or one on Epicurious

beefcake

Sensible kek

Yet pizza is pie? America. What a country!?

I desperately want a cake that looks EXACTLY like this.

Sure. It's a crust, with a filling, that's baked in the oven. That sounds like it meets the definition of a "pie" to me.

>filling

Would it trigger your 'tism less if we called it "topping" instead? Spitting hairs about what noun to refer to those ingredients doesn't invalidate the claim.

That's a nice Chicago 'za