Dude, what do you mean you're reading? It's Friday fuckin' night. Didn't you graduate like 2 years ago anyway?

Dude, what do you mean you're reading? It's Friday fuckin' night. Didn't you graduate like 2 years ago anyway?

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Let's go hunt for some fuckin pussy dude cmon dude let's do this stop bein a bitch you can read anytime literally anytime we are only gonna be boys for like another 3-5 years tops let's get some brews put your book away it's probably pleb I know you I know its pleb you'll probably not even read it and just post on that creepy site. YES YOU're COMING? LETS GO

i don't like going out, people will judge me.

I'm such a craft ale addict. I'm like a zombie on the weekend without it! I try not to drink not than 3 local craft brews day, but let's be honest, including my daily post-prandial Fernet-Branca I have with dinner, that's literally impossible.

why would you like it. its boring, money waste, have to deal with tons of losers and idiots, etc.

this might be the gayest thing ive read

>ugh fine
>go bar hopping as third wheel
>friends gf wants to leave the dive too soon
>spend too much time in the shitty club
>someone buys us shots
>get more drunk that I intended
>go back to dive for last call
>qt tries to talk to me but I drank myself retarded and I'm already a goddamn autist
>be sad
>go home and see the stack of books by my bed
>wish I stayed home
Every weekend is the goddamn SAME

For going out? Or while you're out? If it's the latter I assure you no one notices or thinks about you. Do you have a purple mohawk or something

>implying I have friends

I really hope you're just joshing around bud. Jeez.

well what's the point of going out if you don't interact with anyone at all?

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Why do people still "go out" after college? I grew out of that shit. Do people really think that's a good investment? It's probably the dumbest way to spend your money. It's not even fun, in anyway. How have we gotten to the point where you have to go to a shit bar with horrible nigger music blaring, at dangerous level, with WAY overprice alcohol, to find a somebody to fuck?

Bronson, the reason I'm reading on Friday is because you've been making these sexual advances toward me and I want you to stop. Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I want to suck every cock I see. I don't even know where you got this information about my graduation, because I didn't tell you and we haven't even known eachother for two years. Let's face it - you're a mess. Your wife left you, your sister killed herself, and you're at the bar every night, drinking your ass off. And you know what? I understand that. I'd do the same, in your situation. What I don't understand is why you've been constantly sending me dick pics every night even though I've asked you to stop. Even worse, you always respond to me by saying that you're "just joking", which adds lying to the mix. I don't want to press charges, but I will if you don't reach out to somebody about this soon. That means a psychologist, or a therapist, or just someone who knows about this kind of stuff. Just someone other than me, okay? Please get help.

By the way, it's not seven inches. I'm sorry.

10/10

Fucking right, eh? Let's ditch this guy, eh bud? Let's go for a rip eh? Fucking right eh bud? I jus got a pack O's darts, let's go eh?

>tfw husband is out at the pub with his work friends and I'm at home reading mystery novels

Feels like a sitcom.

I think they mean passively, no one gives a shit, really. Like for example I was concerned about being judged when starting jogging but someone asked me to describe the last 3 joggers I saw and I couldn't. You realise that no one actually pays all that much attention to others and it's not worth worrying about people judging you.

i bet he's out fucking other broads

I'm getting drunk and posting.

Of course that'd be the thought from Veeky Forums. But no, it's not that kind of sitcom.

it always weirds me the fuck out knowing that married women lurk.
you don't even greentext like a newfag

sounds like your friends don't respect you very much

Married women are fucking faggots

I'm getting my tubes tied next month. give me a hand for making the right call.

I'm not the married woman. I feel like I should preface that. To this important post I've made.

killed the thread like I'm killing my fallopian tubes.

I feel you, it's even worse when I DON'T get stupid drunk.

Don't they only allow it once you've had children? I wouldn't go with that drastic a choice imo, just ask if your guy will go with a reversible method of birth control. The only reasons I could see for it are if hormonal birth control has just not worked for you and you're planning to fuck a lot of dudes.

But what is the other way to get laid for average male?

my friend was born after her mom had her tubes tied

why am I friends with a 40 year old man again

Well I already have a back up plan. I'm not interested in men. It's on lockdown.

>. The only reasons I could see for it are if hormonal birth control has just not worked for you and you're planning to fuck a lot of dudes.

No I'm just traumatized and pregnancy fucks with me heavily and I don't want it. As for having children first (dumb) you just have to find a younger doctor willing to do it.

I just don't want kids period end of story. Shit wigs me out.

Well, you certainly sound nuts enough to advise you against kids. Good luck with it, I guess.

To fuck his hot daughter desu

>broads

what decade did you arrive from?

If only being nuts could stop half of you from having any sort of demon spawn. That being said, most of everyone here is some flavor of mentally ill to be so socially awkward, and you're socially awkward enough to let it be birth control.

Some medications do cause sterility, or at least complications that lead to it. My little sister's sterile from nuts stuff.

How do you equate birth control and social awkwardness?

>How do you equate birth control and social awkwardness?

You're right I'm being too optimistic.

I'm not sure if you're trying to be insulting or not.

You said you were too crazy for kids (it fucks with you heavily and you're too traumatized for it), and I agreed that those things make kids inadvisable. If my sister hadn't been made sterile, it would have been awful to see her with kids too. Imagining one of her bipolar fits of slamming up against things and walking around in the woods at night while pregnant is pretty horrifying.

i like going to breweries with my friends but thats about it.

Tinder

>I'm not sure if you're trying to be insulting or not.

I am but it's all in jest.

>You said you were too crazy for kids (it fucks with you heavily and you're too traumatized for it), and I agreed that those things make kids inadvisable

Wow I wasn't being insulting but you sure are bucko.I would probably be a good mom, I just don't want to deal with birth or any of that.

I'm gay anyways I'd probably adopt if I ever want maternity.

I've made David Foster Wallace a meme among my social circle, a la that youtube video where the drunken Los Angeles rich guy screams his name out of a car window to unsuspecting pedestrians.

I have actually brought my copy of Infinite Jest with me to a few parties to preach passages from it while inebriated, to much fanfare from those around me.

Tinder's no good. There's been an insurgence of STDs in Alberta among the older folk, and I'm only into cougars.

DAVID FOSTER WAAAAALAAACE!!!

What do you mean by being traumatized then?

This isn't the place to talk about it. Or any trauma really. I've already been specific in past places like this and it didn't do me much good.

Link to this youtube video?

youtube.com/watch?v=sXvAd7COpJY

I'm still not entirely sure why the thread hasn't been deleted.

But I apologize if equating being nuts and being traumatized was somehow wrong.

Good luck with the lesbianism.

Thanks dude

this thread was so chill and nice. I miss it.

Bruh, I've been working all fuckin week and I've got a long list of metal gear fanfiction I wanna burn through. Miller/Big Boss OTP for life.

>spent the last eight hours at fucking zaxbys earning minimum wage as a fry cook
>cleaned kitchen until midnight
>got home, whole family is asleep
>happy birthday to me

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I almost answered this with "bang girls you meet at the cool, active groups you're a part of," and then I remembered that the average male works most of his waking hours during the week and then is either in front of a TV or drunk for his weekend.

Don't be an average male. The average male throughout history has failed to pass his genes down to the present day. That's why men do all kinds of shit to stand out. People decry it as "mascuine insecurity" but it's just the drive to be the dick worth noticing in a sea of dicks. It's how we got here. Don't be average.

Nobody who knows me would say that, even the guys I partied with in college.

>I don't want kids and think they're icky
>but I'd be a good mom
There's nothing wrong with admitting you aren't prepared to have kids. Many women want them more than anything else, and those women are probably going to be better moms than someone who doesn't want kids.

If you still have any of your self-esteem tied up in motherhood, maybe that's something to work on.

Go get a beer and drink alone with me

I would if I didn't just turn 19. Thank you for the sentiment though user.
Instead I'll read a couple cantos of Inferno then put on a mindless tv show like HIMYM and slowly fall asleep, I think.

>Bro, books? Shut the fuck up, faggot. You better not mention that shit around the girls.

I don't think children are icky, they're sacred. I think pregnancy is icky, for reasons.

How can you sleep with a show like that on? It's like nails on a chalkboard to me.

i tried to find a cool, active group and i ended up spending two years with degenerate drunks and druggies. very nice people, but i grew increasingly uncomfortable with how much their bad habits rubbed off on me, and now i'm on my own again.

i have to write my thesis in the next 20 days and get my passport in order

instead i spent all day playing new vegas and talking to my bro on steam about how we have to make lots of money so we can fuck young sluts

i ahve to go to work tomorrow and i have no clean clothes

That show specifically was one my best friend was obsessed with in high school. He's a very genuine person that loves shows like that and Marvel comics/movies, but not in a cringey reddit way, in an adorably optimistic way. Now he lives several hours away, so I rarely see him, and it reminds me of good times to see the show.
I also have a strange tendency to only be able to fall asleep if I can hear voices, whether it's radio or tv. Sometimes droning noises like fans work too. I've never known why.

Can't wrap my head around USA's legal drinking age. At 21, you should really stop drinking, not start.
Happy birthday, btw

ugghh

I know those shitheads in the car.

Epitome of rich hipster scum.

Looks like they're having a good time.

Thank you amigo. I do drink when I'm at school, but it's a lot more difficult now because I'm home for the summer and have to deal with parents. Plus I'm in a new town with no connections to people who can buy for me.

you sound like a degenerate cunt

there's something really funny about a drunken man listening to shitty rap music in someone's car while screaming at people on the street about his favorite post-postmodernist writer

>you should only drink while your brain is developing

craft beer and leftist views don't have to go together

I like to support local grocers and producers of all sorts. I also think homosexuality is a sin, abortion is murder, and women shouldn't be expected or encouraged to join the workforce.

You see, I think craft beer tastes better than big corporate beers. Just like I think small-town life and traditional values are more pleasant than the mass culture that young people consume through their televisions and computers. I drink for the buzz, but not to get drunk, so I'm okay with spending a little extra on a nicer beer and drinking it slow. Just the same, I like it when women wear attire that isn't so provocative, that suggests femininity without laying it all bare. In each case, I think pleasures and beauties ought to be enjoyed in the right proportion and not in excess.

If people can't see past the young, hip, liberal demographic that likes craft beer, then that's their problem. The young people aren't always wrong. In this particular case they're more antiquarian than anyone, so much so that it's not even conservative—it's retrogressive. They want their beer brewed with attention to detail by small breweries. Well that's just how it would have been, long before our big brewing companies became the norm. I don't see why we shouldn't go back to that.

Connections chief. No matter how good you are at something, without the right connections you're fugged.

I don't normally make a point of saying this to people, but

I don't care if you fail

i'm worried my thesis is derivative and slapdash because it's basically just a gadamerian reading of some dude, connected to an analytic postpositivist thing

I'm worried your thesis is boring based on that description :)

being boring is worse than being derivative, no?

no because boring still passes

i'm more worried that he's going to be like "you're just fucking saying what this other guy already said!"

Learn how to hold a conversation, at least a qt talks with you every time.

He said average male

maybe you should find and stress some point on which you and that guy disagree

>ugh fine
>qt tries to talk to me
>Every weekend
Woman detected

kek

A decade when men were men and women had gams.

>>ugh fine

all you need to see to know it's a female poster

>>someone buys us shots
>>qt tries to talk to me
>>be sad
>Every weekend is the goddamn SAME

Female "problems".

>Like for example I was concerned about being judged when starting jogging but someone asked me to describe the last 3 joggers I saw and I couldn't.
people care for a few minutes. it is like people saying that loners in restaurants are OK and nobody laugh at them. It is false. people laugh at loners in restaurant... while waiting for meals, then they forget about the worm

Nobody laughs at people eating alone in restaurants
People have to eat, sometimes it's necessary or convenient to eat without other people
This is really just your autism, try not to worry about it

yeah, I am sure that broad are all over little chubby and balding daddy type guy.

haha you married a fucking cuck nu-male

>2016
>giving a shit about STDs

life is too insignificant to worry about STDs m8

Why would you irreversibly cripple yourself if your not going to ever touch a dick anyway

I eat alone more often than I do with people.
I go to the movies alone.
I go to the store alone.
I do everything alone.
I have friends, I just prefer doing things alone, and they understand that.

More to the point, literally no one cares. No one even notices whether other people are alone or with people, let alone care.
You sound like a female, measuring your worth with other people.

That wasn't the married woman who originally posted, but it could be another.

Mine's tall and lanky with nice wavy brown hair and glasses. We're probably too old to fall into the "nu-male" thing.

Please kill yourself promptly

>tfw you will never have a qt autistic gf to read books with
Just end it now.

my birthday is always my least favorite day of the year.

Fuck's sake man, are you me?
Also
>Go to bed with the feeling that I won't be able to write anything tomorrow

You haven't heard Panda, have you?

What are you going to do tonight user? Me?

>read the beginning of Within a Budding Growth (Proust) while drinking my special cold chocolatey milk I make myself
>come back to my computer when I feel like it
>probably crank it to porn
>hang around Veeky Forums, youtube and news websites
>maybe play a little dwarf fortress
>go to sleep late, wake up late tomorrow

Overall a solid 8 on the comfiness scale. Also, did you know the french name for Within a Budding Growth is "A l'ombre des jeunes filles en fleur", which translates to "By the shade of flowering young women"? imho this sounds a lot better.