Why do americans eat/drink horrendous shit like this?

why do americans eat/drink horrendous shit like this?

it clearly tastes like ass so why do they do it? are they deranged or simply don't have taste buds?

Why do so many Europoors get shitter shattered over Americans? You realize that they don't care about you, right?

Mate coke spiders are fucking sick as cunt

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Clearly you've never had a float, I'm all for giving Americans shit over retarded food they've made but floats are great.

Implying it's not Americans trolling fellow Americans.

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It's a spider, stop calling it a float.

Why do you guys call it a "spider"? It's a scoop of ice cream on top of soda.

Because that's what that preparation is called in Australia and NZ.

Ask my grandfather

It's ice cream and root beer, I don't understand why you think it's bad

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Pro tip, it isn't europeans, it's Canadians.

Idk about you faggots but I love coke floats

how do i make one of these at home?

Its super complicated.

OBSESSION HOUR

We eat trash take roids and kick your puny little ass.

Dont be offensive. I eat ass and it tastes better for sure.

so are you fucking going to tell me or what

Okay, okay.

First you need to go to the store and ask for the manager. This is important to getting the right ingredients.

You yell in the manager's face "Yamut Kafra!" and then run towards the back of the store. Everyone might be running around now because they know that you're about to learn the secret of making floats.

Continue to run around yelling "Yamut Kafra" and knock down as many things as possible, the more the higher your score is. Once you get a high enough score, a few armed men will come and take you to the secret location where they will teach you to make soda and ice cream floats.

You're not shitposting hard enough.

>now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that floats are overrated shit that only obese Amerifats could like?

everything is a fucking spider in australia though

the anglosphere was a mistake

Piss off.

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these are sublime

theres something about mugs that make floats taste 10x better

nothing against a float in a frosty mug but a&w is bottom tier root beer

ur rong m8

Its an Ice Cream Soda in NZ... Aussie love spiders i guess?

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add half a tablespoon of baking soda with half a cup of cream. mix throughout.
Add a teaspoon of salt.
Then mix it with coke.

I never had a coke float
But sprite float are great

this is the best method desu

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