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Is anyone here actually at least on their masters degree?
Well Veeky Forums?
Is anyone here actually at least on their masters degree?
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Yes.
Do you have something meaningful you wanted to ask?
No, which is why I'm on Veeky Forums
Yes.
No I am still in undergrad. However my major classes are grad classes.
>>>/z/omg best board
who does things in 2016?
can't you see there's no getting off this ride?
jep.
I'm almost done with my associate's.
That's a thing that matters, right?
Don't worry broseph, I'm getting a certification instead lolol.
I have 12 masters degrees. I am highly trained in every single fighting style known to man. When I was a child I became an orphan when my parents were killed right in front of me. I inherited their money and used it to educate myself and build a business empire. On my free time I am a vigilante and I protect the innocent.
i have the black spoon in yogurt. dont push me.
Yeah. Shit's great, I did nothing but math
No but I have 3 semesters left in my bachelors. Plan on doing graduate school afterwards, hopefully I don't go insane
halfway through my M.S.
have already done my research, just need to polish up the research proposal (proposing that I do the research I'm already done with), do the analysis, and write the paper.
paleofag btw
2 masters degrees here
I don't have it yet but I probably will soon enough, if I don't get killed or expelled in a couple of years.
what did you combine and y?
How many papers do you publish per month? No doctorate? Have you avenged your parents with an frightening but beautiful and honorable display of flayed corpses in Times Square? How have you personally impacted the course of science?
something close to EE and microengineering
got into the first one because I didn't know what to do, then I realized I wanted to make luxury watches so I went into the other one
I don't agree with that pic.There are usually some decent threads on Veeky Forums every week.
hey, rare combo. expected something like math/phys. you realized that you wanted to make luxury watches?? i hope you mean stuff like these smart watches. for me this combo sounds great for chip manufacture.
desu I'm fascinated by stuff like pic related
I realize there might not be a bright future for these watches though. There might be a combination of beautiful mechanics and smart functionalities though, that's what I'll try to focus on. I want my own company eventually.
what are you up to user
>future for these watches
im sure they wont die out but youll have to come up with some good ideas to succeed.
im finishing chem eng this semester (germany, final paper outstanding).
atm im poring over a direction. there are so many fields i could work in. did my bachelor thesis in gasoline injection but all those vehicle manufacturer are difficult to enter...
advanced degrees != intelligence
but yeah the picture is fairly accurate
Busy with my PhD at the moment.
ChemE master race.
Physics PhD here
Sorry to hear that.
PhD by 24.
Neet by 26.
It's pretty chill. Doing computational condensed matter and materials science.
I have just finished my math master. Doesn't look like I can get funding for PhD though. Kill me please.
sorry for ur loss my dude anything I can do to help
Nah, I have many options waiting for me in industry.
Yeah stay strong buddy, we're all gonna make it ;_;
I completed a masters degree in mathematics.
cool what was your thesis about?
>actually at least on
wat
I was too much of a lazy shit to complete a thesis so I went with the the non thesis option (I just had to complete two qualifying exams, one in algebra and one in analysis).
But I did do some research on topological graph theory and I gave a couple lectures. I looked at the complete graph on N vertices and created a formula giving the genus of the torus on which the graph can be embedded under a specific ordering of edges about each vertex.
For example: the complete graph on 4 vertices can be embedded on a sphere. But if you draw a square and then force the remaining two edges to go through the MIDDLE of the square, then it must be embedded on a torus.
I found a formula for the number of holes you need to embed the complete graph when, similarly to the case above, you force all the edges to go through the center of the figure.
If you don't what the complete graph is:
blink twice if u want me to pull the plug
Da fuck you talking about?
kek
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>I completed a masters degree in mathematics.
>didnt finish his master after all
You can do a masters by coursework.
Yes, the pure degrees really are that pathetic.
>/b/ if you are a horrible human being
Was this made a decade ago? /b/ is almost exclusively composed of closeted homosexuals, redditors scouting for fresh memes and edgy teenagers who have no friends
>playing vidya in your 40s is a bad thing
That is correct
That is a field for normies, why do you post here? Why don't you use facebook?
>Doing an engineering degree that is SO low tier, that there are not any Masters or PhDs for it, only a couple of specializations about very specific fields (I think)
Still engineering at least, if I make it I'm done, fuck post-grades.
Environmental?
>Was this made a decade ago?
It has Veeky Forums so I guess not
Please can you do this for all board
Nope, Electronical Eng at technical school, so its tertiary but not really uni.
I'm in my mid 20's and considered EE was going to take too long if I start now, I don't wanna finish at 40, I know I'm not in the same tier than the elitist here but hey its something.
Like all metashit it was made by a retard that knows nothing about Veeky Forums.
Please tell me you don't tell people you study enigneering in real life. You study enigneering technology, it's barely a step up from a technicians diploma, have some goddamn humility.
10/10
Nah, I'm in med school.
I'm not retarded, I know is miles away from grade career.
I say I study engineering technology as you say, even here I said specifically that is very low tier eng and I chose it because not good enough to do EE in 5 years, where is my lack of humility?
Nevertheless I don't feel I'm less because of it and I analized I will enjoy more field work than the one an average EE would do.
Now if common people only hear "engineering" and can't tell the difference, is not my fault.
Fuck this asshole. You make stuff you're an engineer. You don't even need an engineering degree to be an engineer. James Dyson is an engineer, he has a fucking art degree. Don't show "humility" to that fuckhead, be proud of yourself.
And as for you if you want to be an elitist prick fuck off to pure science.
> You make stuff you're an engineer.
No you are not, carpenters "make stuff" too.
>You don't even need an engineering degree to be an engineer.
You do. It is literally against the law to call yourself an engineer without both an accreditted engineering degree and licensure from ABET; a congressionally empowered body. You could get fined under the CPA and even jail time for calling yourself an engineer when you're not.
> James Dyson is an engineer, he has a fucking art degree.
He's a pop-sci fanboy just like you.
>Don't show "humility" to that fuckhead, be proud of yourself.
Stop watching Disney channel fucking tool.
>if you want to be an elitist prick fuck off to pure science.
If you want to pretend like you know anything about STEM at least read a wikipedia page or two. Fucking undergrad shitstain.
working on a doctorate. if i quit for some reason i'll leave with a master's but i won't leave with two degrees
>No you are not, carpenters "make stuff" too.
Carpenters don't invent stuff really, they implement, or "make" something that already exists, not good analogy.
>He's a pop-sci fanboy just like you.
>Literally invented machines
>pop-sci fanboy
Literally what the fuck, stop repeating what you read in some neckbeard blog or here.
>Carpenters don't invent stuff really, they implement
And technologists aren't legally allowed to commision anything bigger than a pre-designed heat exchanger so it seems like a fair enough analogy.
If it was innovative he'd be an engineer. My point is being an engineer does not only depend on your qualification level
> It is literally against the law to call yourself an engineer without both an accreditted engineering degree and licensure from ABET
So you can't call yourself engineer either. Why are you laughing at him. We all use the term "engineer" on Veeky Forums to mean someone working towards the licence seeing as most people here are students. user can still get there even by starting as a technician. just reinforces my point that you're a fucking student yet you think you're better than others.
>He's a pop-sci fanboy just like you.
His inventions have made him millions. You passed some tests and not much else. He's more of an engineer than you will ever be
If you are a licensed engineer still why do you think it's okay to laugh at someone else who is working towards it? Are you really that insecure?
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holy shit my mom actually believes that schizophrenia is a persons inability to filter out other consciousnesses
[citation needed]
>My point is being an engineer does not only depend on your qualification level
Your point is wrong and you don't know shit about engineering, the industry, or society in general.
>We all use the term "engineer" on Veeky Forums to mean someone working towards the licence seeing as most people here are students.
No, speak for yourself, we use the term "engineering students" or "EIT", you arrogant cocksucker. Students who use the term engineer have always been chastised.
>user can still get there even by starting as a technician.
No, you need to have a bachelors as a minimum requirement to apply to sit the FE.
I will in a month hopefully
user studying engineering technology here.
Fun fact: In my country, while in Chemistry, Mechanics and Informatics the title is "Technologist", in Electronics and Electricity the title is "Technological Engineer".
The main reason of this is that the technologist careers here are 3 year long and the other ones are 4-year, so they felt they needed a differentiation.
Actually in 1986 when the career was created, the state university filled a law suit and they went to court, because they obviously didn't want it to have the word "Engineer", and well, they lost.
Nevertheless I know it is a technologist degree, but applied engineering its still a kind of engineering, and it is what I want to do aswell, so I don't understand all of the butthurt really.
Being a technician doesn't mean you can never study for a bachelors
Nigel Gresley, Ferdinand Porsche, Hans von Ohain all famous engineers who never had an engineering degree. Depending on Musk's level of input into SpaceX and Hyperloop we can call him an engineer too. No engineering degree either.
Veeky Forums is full of elitist asswads. A technologist being called an engineer may shatter their bubble of superiority that their BEng degree conferred upon them. I'm going to start a BEng this year and I welcome all others in the field as fellow engineers. I'm not so insecure as to look down on you because you have a lower qualification than mine.
>Musk...we can call him an engineer too.
Confirmed troll.
> I'm going to start a BEng this year and I welcome all others in the field as fellow engineers.
>Future dropout hasn't even passed freshman courses
>Already referring to himself as an engineer
Now you're just too obvious in conforming to the stereotype.
> you have a lower qualification than mine.
You're the first one ITT to imply it's "lower", it's not.
>No, you need to have a bachelors as a minimum requirement to apply to sit the FE
"Bachelor of Science in Electrical Power Engineering Technology"
uh.edu
CHECKMATE HAHAHAHA
If it's a transfer degree, yes.
Where did I say I am an engineer? I meant when I do become one I welcome all others
>You're the first one ITT to imply it's "lower", it's not.
it is lower in the sense that it doesn't grant you chartership. You need to add to it in order to become licensed. Nobody is claiming his degree is equivalent to an engineering bachelors I'm saying you shouldn't laugh at him over it. Nice deflection from your own assholery by trying to accuse me of being an elitist
>Nice deflection
You are literally the only one ITT that thinks technologists are "lower" than engineers and worthy of redicule. No one was laughing at the user. A technologist student was correctly told to stop using arrogant and presumtuous terminology.
Then some fuckwitted high-school tripfagging cancer chimed in as if you are even anywhere near the level of the tech student yet. You even tried to talk down to him as if he needs your protection. You are beyond fucking retarded for thinking your posts are in any way significant to him.
>year of our lord 2016
>falling for the college scam
>ishiggydiggydoo
>bitches about people being elitists
>is GOING to start a degree soon totally!
at least you have a tripcode so people can instantly know what kind of retard they're dealing with
What the fuck are you even talking about? Defending him = ridiculing him?
>A technologist student was correctly told to stop using arrogant and presumtuous terminology
Yet you claim to not be an elitist knobhead
you really need to kill yourself
it's been a couple of days since you got your tripcode and it's very fucking obvious how much you shit the board up
every fucking thread you come in and start shit with people, posting idiotic popsci garbage and just fighting with others
you're a fucking baby and a great example of why tripfags are the absolute worst kind of cancer
>Defending him = ridiculing him?
No shit you moron. You're like a 12 year old in special ed. tapping a full professor on the head and saying "don't worry, you're just as good as me, those meany journal editors don't have shit on my paste eating skills!"
He has passed several courses in his technologists degree already. You haven't done jack fucking shit.
>3 semesters left in my bachelors
Yeah that's called an associates degree
this to be fampai, desu
A pure math masters with only coursework. What the fuck are you going to do now? Do you know some programming languages?
Your work sounds cool as fuck tho.
20 quid says the anons randomly attacking me in every thread are the same butthurt losers from my theory thread. Start arguments with me to make it look like I'm a shitposter? Is that your game. Pathetic.
Furthermore your claim that I have made the board worse cannot be true as it implies I am new to Veeky Forums. Clearly my in depth knowledge of SpaceX vs ULA and Veeky Forumss feelings on race and IQ show this is not the case. The posts I make are no different to before the trip.
Anyway I don't care about you fools, you'll get tired eventually. The only thing that I am miffed about is that the guy who I defended, the technician hasn't said one word to back me up after I practically whiteknighted him. Just left me to get attacked. If you're reading this wtf man?
>make it look like I'm a shitposter
>in depth knowledge of SpaceX vs ULA
holy fucking kek, you're a gold mine
it's good to know you've always been shitting the board up and it's not that new shitters are coming here
>Start arguments with me to make it look like I'm a shitposter
>make it look like
you're a top tier shitposter without anyone else doing anything
It's funny how the SpaceX BTFO guys are shitposters but the NASA BTFO guys are not
>I'm not the only shitposter guys! I swear! other people are almost as retarded as I am!
Honestly when I see you, all I see is someone waving their arms around going "me! me! me! look at me!"
My eyes just skip over whatever you're writing. That's just me though.
I have an MA but am taking my PhD in Chemistry
>field for normies
more like
>field for guys with beards who drink a lot and get unduly excited about rocks
trust me, there aren't many normies here in the geosciences
>thread about graduate education
>quickly turns into argument about what it means to be an engineer
never change, sci
So any mathfags want to give me the honest likelihood I'll get accepted into a PhD program? I'm starting to worry.
As a potential PhD candidate, you should be able to calculate the probability yourself
With my Engineering and Applied Science AS, I was offered an interview as a machine operator, full-time, 1+ year retention. I live in the rust belt, and both of my parents were unemployed 1+year in the past five years, so it would've been a good starting job.
That image is bullshit
Nobody on /v/ plays video games
Masters and PhD here
I've graduated twice
No, why would I waste money and time on that shit when I can get a great job with a bachelor's?
Masters/PhD are for directionless academics and government leeches
Disregard this, we're all normies.
Plenty of people. Currently doctoral maths student.
I don't know why people post in this thread just to say " I am not".