How do you normally spend your mornings, Veeky Forums?

kek'd

>wake up, let a few nasty ones rip under the covers
>eat breakfast outside cause it's one of the warm months
>masturbate if it's wank-wednesday
>shit
>endurance or strength training
>shower
>beauty routine with cleansers, moisturizers, oils, cologne and what ever
>meditate
>put on some big boy clothes

And I'm ready to disappoint myself and everyone else.

>wake up
>irish fuck of a room mate is singing in the central staircase again
>have to go humor him
>he's literate as a man can be but he is very loud, especially in the morning
>round up other room mate, go have some breakfast
>go for a walk in town

nothing out of the ordinary

>having kids

Bad move user.

>wake up
>roommate falls off from top bunkbed, kick over mattress for him to safely land on
>begin to make banana breakfast for my mates
>go outside to pick bananas
>see a fucking rocket
>oh, hell, I don't care about life anyway by this point
>continue to pick bananas then bring them inside and make breakfast like nothing ever happened

>wake up 5:40 A.M.
>Drink coffee or take caffeine pill
>Read newspaper/NYT/Newyorker/national review-- really whatever one needs to be read.
>gym
>browse /pol/
>read more news
>Work from home
>sit in on a class depending on the day.

I usually take a shit right when I wake up while reading a book of choice to sober up.

I heard you were running out of cigarettes

At work

Respect to you for volunteering. I've noticed I tend to shut myself in if I'm not HAVING to go outside to earn my keep. Thanks for making a difference in this fractured world.

comfiest start to a book I think I've ever read

>wake up just before 6AM
>drink a small glass of water
>wave my arms and legs around like an idiot
>walk around the block, maybe five minutes
>get home and eat oatmeal
>check threads I shitposted in the night before you any exciting (you)s
>go to work

6am
>drag myself to bathroom and sleep on the toilet
>realize I slept on the toilet
>quickly clean myself and wash my face
>apply sunscreen, fix hair
>quickly put some clothes
>run to the subway while putting earphones and choosing song
>read on subway or sleep
7h50
>if it´s a nice class I watch it
>if it's an uninteresting one I sleep and record it

Yeah

readin.

also,

>still having a conventional notion of time

Dreaming. I generally wake up between 14:00 to 17:00.

how exactly did you unlearn 'conventional time'?

don't you live in the same world the rest of us do?

If you're American, live on a prairie nigger reservation.

>Get Up.
>Don't Eat.
>Write Screenplay and study math and philosophy.

I'm a humble farmer tending to my forms.

by readin from morning to evening only stopping to eat, shit and sleep.

Weekend or day off
>get up
>plant myself on the computer
>don't move until bed time, do hoemwork and watch youtube videos all day
Normal day at uni or work
>get up
>eat food in front of computer for an hour
>go to uni
>either hang with friends or come home
>repeat morning routine until bedtime

Day with nothing planned
>wake up
>grab phone
>check to see what's going on in the world and if anyone has cared to recognise my existence
>lay in bed on phone or laptop until I get bored
>get out of bed
>have a shower
>cook bacon and eggs, drink coffee
>eat while watching YouTube or Netflix
>clean dishes
>sit on computer all day looking for meaning or something interesting to do
>if buddies message me might consider going out
>if feeling need to socialise might even message my buddies myself
>sometimes skate, sometimes jog, sometimes walk dog
>if have nothing planned the next day will consider going out that night (usually going out to bars/clubs once every week or two is enough for me)
>otherwise I might just watch TV/movies until early hours of the morning, and sometime mix alcohol into that routine

Days with Uni go pretty much the same except I listen to music for the hours on public transport and while I walk around Uni, and whenever I'm not required to listen really

Days with work usually the same as days off except obviously with x amount of hours at work instead of doing fuck all

Trying to incorporate reading into my life, would appreciate your help

>aaannnnd it's in my head again
>dang it guys

Wake up, jack of, read some articles, wash, eat, play a game, study, read, study, play a game and jack off, sleep.

Gave you my whole day.

sleeping

Usually wake up around 4pm, a night-owl, and have a cig and coffee. Try to do some exercise, usually end up playing vidya games/ watching netflix til I tire of consuming mindless entertainment then proceed to question my existence: this usually propels me to either read, write or ponder a worthwhile profession.

Arvo Pärt, copious amounts of coffee, 10 micrograms of LSD.

got any razor blades?

>only 10% of Veeky Forums reads

Knew it

Stately

I don't

i be schleep

>wake up
>get on computer
>stay there
>get up only to eat/shit
>contemplate death often
>occasionally read or play a record instead of just listening to itunes or make a meek, pathetic attempt at getting my life together
>go to sleep after 14-16 hours of this
>do it all again the next day
>and the next day
>and the next day
>and the next day

>not having a lineage
>not building up a human being
>not passing on him your tastes
>not shaping him so he beats you and makes it further
>not having a full control over another person

Bad move.

>wake up
>take a shower
>brush teeth
>wash skin
>pick a tie and a shirt
>dress up
>get a cup of coffee
>read the newspaper
>study vocabulary
>leave for work
>read while in train
>work

Comfy, regular as a clock lifestyle.

>full control

I'll be out of the NEET lifestyle soon, hope I can make my days seem as harmless as this.

lmao, fucking pseud.

Two hours of reading on the back porch with two cups of coffee. No more than that or I become unfocused.

I've been through a NEET phase too and I'm glad it's finally over. When I was stuck in my room every single day, I used to convince myself I was “free”, that I could spend my time reading, learning and getting a better person. I thought I was lucky to not be a “wage slave” but in the end, all I did was going on Veeky Forums, wanking, watching cartoons and sleeping. Two years ago my father threatened me and told he would kick me out if I didn't find a job, so I dishonestly tried to apply to some companies around here. I happened to get an interview rather quickly, and even more surprisingly to get hired. I have a much healthier lifestyle right now. I read for two hours everyday, I've made friends, I'm not overweight any more, I cut anime/games and I'm even considering getting another degree while working. Also, now that I have a real salary, I discover how great it is to be independent, being able to buy his own furnitures, going to restaurant once in a while or travelling. I'm coming back from a three-weeks trip in Europe. I know leaving the NEET lifestyle is frightening but believe me, it's the best thing that could happen to you.

Seconding this, NEETdom was the worst two years of my life.

I've mostly been worried about how I'd be able to write while working, since it's apparently a pretty hectic job, but I guess I don't have any choice at this point but to somehow make it work. Didn't expect to read anything this encouraging today so thanks for that.

To be honest, I don't write but I have enough time to work out, read, go out and take some courses so I guess you can find some if you decide to do so. It's a matter of time allocation, in the end, we all have to chose carefully which activities we're burning for.

This gives me hope. I've been NEET for a year and a half and I've been trying to get a job the past few weeks.
Thanks for writing this, user.

Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

My experience is the exact opposite. As a NEET I'm happy and healthy, I exercise and eat well and sleep well and enjoy my life. When I worked I was pretty much a suicidal alcoholic insomniac on the verge of a breakdown.

Existence feels pretty unproblematic when I'm not forced to do things I don't want all the time.