"Come for the 'za, stay for the grave"

"Come for the 'za, stay for the grave"

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Little ceasers is fucking gross

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>little ceasars
Ebin

Nice Za.

"The tough guys who came to kill, but stayed to rape."

I live in Downriver Detroit. I went out last night to grab a couple larges from the local corner spot. Two spooks were doped up on something and kept coming in asking, "Yo man, why you ain't givin out no free pizza to the poor? We poor. Can we get us some pizza?"

They did this three times. The last time one of them was so drugged up he couldn't let go of the door handle. It was keeping him standing. When they finally left, he fell over in the parking gravel.

I love Detroit.

Fake.

Apparently you've never been to the Detroit area. Shit like this happens every day.

Fuck off, flyover loser.

There are no local pizza places in "downriver" detroit

Prove it.

There are a shit ton of them.

Fuck. I'm a retard. I'm being trolled.

Literally six houses away from me.

Less than a mile from my house.

Anyone else seriously want to travel to 'troit to try the 'za?

I prefer 'klyn 'za to 'troit 'za

What is this please?

No.

Detroit "come for the 'za, stay for the gang affiliation" style 'za

From Detroit as well, can confirm. The bums there are fucking ruthless.

I don't speak "street". What's the food in the OP? It looks like something with custard....

8 mile style lasagna

Really? I thought it was some sort of dessert!

Very mean lasagne and horribly greasy looking... I'll pass.

Hey if you're ever in 'troit, you should stop by for a slice. Just bring a bulletproof vest and life insurance

Nobody ever. But I would be happy if they brought some to me.

I'd travel to Detroit just to watch it burn. The pizza's ok, though.