>be me
>buy garlic at grocery store
>pic a bulb that looks like it has nice, big cloves
>get home
>start peeling it
>the big cloves are actually clusters of 3-4 tiny cloves
>takes fucking forever to peel enough for my pasta sauce
>REEEE internally
have you guys ever been cucked by produce before?
I've gotten pretty efficient at peeling garlic so it doesn't really bother me.
Been cucked by mangos before though. Bought a nice, giant, perfectly ripe mango. This fucker was like >1lb big ass mango so excited like shit yeah this bitch gonna be good.... 90% pit. Biggest goddamn mango seed I'd ever seen. Ruined my whole fucking day.
do you smash it before peeling?
Except for the very inner cloves it has never been a problem...
Until recently.
The last two bulbs i have used were the same way...break off a nice fat clove crush it with my knife to find its actually 3-4 dinky cloves in their own skin. Im with ya OP. Never seen this before and i use a pretty decent amount of garlic.
Its a chinese conspiracy.
>tfw haven't peeled garlic in years
who smashes mangos?
Convenient but not worth it. There is a unique quality that comes with fresh garlic
I've strictly browsed this board without posting for awhile now you have motivated me to break my silence just to call you a fag
Nah, not really or sort of maybe lol. Just rub all the dry flaky shit off real quick then sort of squish/twist or crack it to loosen the final skin then it should come right off.
My local asian market has peeled garlic cloves for about the same price as whole garlic... I never buy it though, dunno why lol.
i try to do the same when picking garlic but if you use a garlic press it doesnt really matter because you dont have to peel the cloves.
It's always the god damn chinese fucking with our shit
>be me
>hide thread because it begins with "be me"
he's obviously talking about garlic, moron
shit is nasty use garlic powder instead if you wanna be a lazy fat shit
I've always been curious about if you could do this
does it really work? any drawbacks?
That's a solid start
>be me
you're literally a cuck. back to /v/
>literally a cuck
you have a poor grasp of diction, please use more accurate words in the future
>be me
Tell me reddit, who else would you possibly be? Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off.
>I'm suddenly annoyed by how things have been written on Veeky Forums for years
>Better cry reddit
Get away from my Jewish Enclave
One of the biggest advantages a tool cam give you.
Only drawback that it is almost minced garlic, if you wanted bigger pieces for your meal.
It saves you so much time it is insane,
It gets gummed up fast and can be a bitch to clean.
>complaining about diction on Veeky Forums
another reddicuck being an idiot.
>for years
you mean ever since the reddit invasion?
kill yourself you fucking faggot
>literally cucked by produce
you guys are really just trying to run this word into the ground arent you
literally how this website has talked for years
gtfo tryhard newfriends
That happened to me with an avocado
>cut both ends of the clove off
>cut in half
>comes off in two nice manageable pieces and takes no time
Took me a while to figure out, smashing with the skin on is a faff and takes ages to pick it all out
That stuff is nasty.
>things are shit and should remain so
I think you need to go back to /b/ with the rest of the retard teenagers
>trying this hard to fit in
>be me
1. you don't know shit about English.
2. regardless of your stupid characterization, policing English here is one of the dumbest things you can do.
Your posts are literally worthless. You have no awareness of where you are or what you are doing. I'd suggest suicide 2bh.
>literally
There's that word again, reddit.
>misusing literally
>using meme words like cuck
you are human garbage, or british
lol
the powder is good but has a different taste.
you guys are so picky.
>be me
>all these dubs and no one's checkin em
>lmao le check 'em xDDDD recurring digits LMAAAO
Fucking neck yourself.
Get a metal can with a removable lid, I use an old cocoa tin.
Put a few cloves in the can, put the lid on, and shake it like you were playing maracas in time with fast techno.
Give it a full minute, open the tin.... Peeled cloves.
thanks m9
No, dumbass. Just smash all the cloves with the side of your knife at once. They basically peel themselves.