I work as an American welder and make 500k a year. Without us your world would fall apart...

I work as an American welder and make 500k a year. Without us your world would fall apart. That bridge you drive over its held up by other welders like me. That fucking car you drive is held together by my fellow union welding brothers.

I work in the medical gas sector. We weld and prefab all the working gas fittings for hospitals. Without guys like me your surgerys that you pay to go get in the hospital wouldn't happen. I Might even save your life one day because of one of my welds.

You want to know the best part about being a welder though? At the end of the day I can actually hold my hard earned cash in my hands. That's right I can count it and feel it. Unlike these scammy crypto coins that have absolutely no use case and will go no where but zero.

So why don't you do yourself a favour. Put down the laptop and pick up the torch. Ignite the spark to your financial freedom.

Do you ever fuck your asshole with your gay little torch queer?

500k KEK

Your job will be automated and performed by $2000 dollar robots by EOY.

Better buy a good couch with your next paycheck, cuz that's where you'll be spending most of your time.

There is still time though. Buy chainlink and win yourself financial freedom $1000 end of year

I was all for you until the ending. You’re obviously either larping and/or your hate your life so your came here to be a cunt.

Get BTFO’d and SAGED

Lol butthurt

Joke's on you OP, we're all American welders on Veeky Forums. I thought you knew? Anyways, get in line you're just like everyone else.

A job literally anyone can do after 5 min training: 500k

I like this meme.

You added an extra zero to your actual salary
My friend is a master welder and only makes around 120

No American welder is getting paid $500k a year, your shit country has such low wages, BULLSHIT. Australian welder here, Australia has the best wages in the world and the most top dollar a welder would be on is $300k, but more like anywhere between 60k-$180k. What a lying fuck op is, also before you try and say American welders must be better, wrong again, Australia has the best tradesmen in the world, I am not just a welder, but what we call a boilermaker, also sheet metal tradie aswell, because we don't just get taught how to fucking pull a trigger like any monkey can do, we do the job from start to finish, no bullshit production line needed

Also as a welder I fucking agree with this, he is right, the robot age will easily take our jobs

Australia has the best tradesman in the world... I LOVE your nationalist pride but me thinks your deluded.

Lol bro, I'm a former D-1 football player, have abs at 6'1" 240 lbs, worked as a bouncer, Did army ROTC in trade school, turning it down for 500k welding job, and I bench somewhere around 420 lbs. I grew up on base and boxed since I was 8. I've got the quickest hands I've ever seen in person from a non professional fighter, especially at my weight. If my gf wants to talk chit I'll let her do it to a point before pulling her away. If some guy gets in her face? I'm either gonna do the responsible thing and get the bouncer or pick him up and slam his phucking neck into the concrete.

What do you weigh… 190 lbs? Bench maybe 275 lbs? Lol. You have no idea what it's like walking around as big and as strong as someone like me. First of all, 95% of men walk in fear of you, and 95% of the other 5% of men are just retarded.

Literally the last 3 altercations I've been in with other males ended with me giving them one back hand slap and knocking them to the ground (I'm terrified of hitting most men and either killing them or putting them into a coma)

Any type of altercation, verbal etc. whether it involves girls I know or guys I know just mildly amuse me as I know I can step in and regulate the situation in a split second if things get serious.

Take your tiny, wanna be, hard pretend phaggot ass elsewhere pussy.

Can any1 explain why welder makes 500k a year? Here in Europe being a welder is seen as low class job.

not the worst thread so far 2bh.
had a few solid chuckles.

How do you fend off the thousands of dicks crammed into your asshole pumping you full of aids while you larp on a securities fraud forum?

Wow I couldn't even read all of the dribble, bro bro bro I could like bench your mother and gf with my penis, may aswell add your dad while I am at it, I'm sure he would love it. Bro bro bro, if your gf gets in my face she is for she getting the dick, remember that when your at the gym getting hard over how much you bench

Look it up, well know fact, have too be, unlike burgers and chinks their are not 100million' of people. So we can not have huge product lines for every person to do one small part of a job, like op here, he is just a welder, he most likely does not fabricate anything, so he does not build it, just fucking pulls a trigger to weld up what the Fabricator has done. As a boilermaker we have to fab and weld and also not just fucking learn to MIG weld, we also tig and can weld fucking anything. Its the same as army fags over here compared to burger army fags, a normal soldier here would be like a weapon specialist over there because of all the shit they have to learn because their are so few

Can we get some welder lore going?

Maybe some level system?

Any welder youtuber we can start to religiously follow?

Irish are the best tradesmen.

Blue collar wage cucks are apes, dumber than an office drone and think breaking their backs for a Jew is some how more nobler than using your brain to make money.

But yous are always drunk?

you get paid cash at the end of the day? wat

>Jew is some how more nobler than using your brain to make money.

I am a tradie and I'll agree with that, fuck the level of ass kissing to employers is getting worse then ever also, thier was a time when tradies would tell their boss to fuck off and if the boss didn't like it the tradie would just move on to the next place without a worry in the world, those days are long gone

Well this is factually inaccurate. Are you telling me you make half as much as the garbagemen?
Bullshit. The garbo on biz makes almost a mill, and you rkn you make half as much as he does? Dream on dickhead.
Stop. Lying.

I haven't read this pasta before. I'm fucking dying here hahahaha...

Are jobs just harder to find because these faggot bosses hire Mexicans on sites all over? It’s funny the same guy who has a trump bumper sticker and screams about the wall will hire a crew of Mexicans for 10 an hour instead of his own countrymen.

i wokr as a welder and only make 38k i heard we're the new ruling class wat am i doin g wrong

What's his name?

I work as an sandwich maker and make 100k a year. Without us your world would fall apart. That sandwich your kids eat is put together by sandwich makers like me. That fucking 1 foot italian herbs and cheese you chew on has been perfected by my fellow sandwich crafting brothers.

I work in the subway sandwich specialist dispenser. We cut and toast all the delicious sandwich buns for the people. Without guys like me your afternoon snack that you pay to go get in the store wouldn't happen. I Might even fuck your wife one day because of one of my amazing sub skills.

You want to know the best part about being a sandwich artist though? At the end of the day I can actually hold my hard earned cash in my hands. That's right I can count it and feel it. Unlike these scammy crypto coins that have absolutely no use case and will go no where but zero.

So why don't you do yourself a favour. Put down the laptop and pick up the wholemeal bun. Bake the dough to your financial freedom.

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Lol bro, I'm a former D-1 football player, have abs at 6'1" 240 lbs, worked as a bouncer, Did army ROTC in trade school, turning it down for 100k sandwich making job, and I bench somewhere around 420 lbs. I grew up on base and boxed since I was 8. I've got the quickest hands I've ever seen in person from a non professional fighter, especially at my weight. If my gf wants to talk chit I'll let her do it to a point before pulling her away. If some guy gets in her face? I'm either gonna do the responsible thing and get the bouncer or pick him up and slam his phucking neck into the concrete.

What do you weigh… 190 lbs? Bench maybe 275 lbs? Lol. You have no idea what it's like walking around as big and as strong as someone like me. First of all, 95% of men walk in fear of you, and 95% of the other 5% of men are just retarded.

Literally the last 3 altercations I've been in with other males ended with me giving them one back hand slap and knocking them to the ground (I'm terrified of hitting most men and either killing them or putting them into a coma)

Any type of altercation, verbal etc. whether it involves girls I know or guys I know just mildly amuse me as I know I can step in and regulate the situation in a split second if things get serious.

Take your tiny, wanna be, hard pretend phaggot ass elsewhere pussy.

Wait, I thought this was the American welding forums?

You want to know the best part about being a welder? That your job won't exist within 10 year.

How many litres of drool do you produce per day?

>Australia has the best tradesman in the world
Tge rest of your autistic rambling is just some variation of the Navy seal pasta but the tradesman part is a great ironic meme.

>t. welder

I work as an nigger trainer and make 50 shillings a year. Without us your world would fall apart. That shirt you wear is held together by cotton pickers trained by other tamers like me. That fucking American economy was held together by my fellow nigger taming bretheren.

I work in the USA. We whip and beat all the working class negroes for slavery. Without guys like me your clothes that you pay to go get in the store wouldnt be dirt cheap. I Might even have you raped one day by of one of my well trained africans.

You want to know the best part about being a negro owner though? At the end of the day I can actually hold my hard earned cash in my hands. That's right I can count it and feel it. Unlike these scammy crypto coins that have absolutely no use case and will go no where but zero.

So why don't you do yourself a favour. Put down the laptop and pick up the whip. Lash your negro to financial freedom.

Oc

>That fucking car you drive is held together by my fellow union welding brothers.
No it isn't. Welding robots do all of it.

Isn't biz the noise our welders make? This is a Malaysian metal workers forum after all.

Larp confirmed

you dont make 500k a year. more like 50k you fucking lying faggot.

who gave this fucking filthy abo Veeky Forums pass?

>robot welds car without oversight
>it just werks
>porous welds
>people die in accidents
>reeeeeeeeeee muh human welders

a machine is only as smart as you program it to be.

Dw real abos don't know how to read

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

"That fucking car you drive is held together by my fellow union welding brothers."

Are you a welding robot?
If so, your AI is broken. Probably infected by a monero miner.

tell me why a robot is not able to do your work, heads up if your jobs is routine then it can be done by a machine

>get cancer and die at 35

no thanks

Actually I'm a Canadian plumber

He's full of shit, however you're an imbecile if you actually believe you can learn that shit in 5 mins.

Tight

Underwater welders make sick loads of cash tho, especially those working for oil rigs and what not.

Most of those people are milionaires by the age of 50, but around that age most of them have to stop because of medical reasons... deep waters fuck up the brain or something.

i like this new pasta