September. Too many cucumbers. Wat do?

September. Too many cucumbers. Wat do?

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Cucumbered Water

Pickles?

Make them disappear inside of you.

Choke yourself to death by stuffing them whole down your throat, if you're too dense to realize the obvious answer is pickle them.

>pickle
Yuck

If you have that many, you know what to do.

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Crop swap

Mashed cucumber salads, shredded cucumber salads, pickles, cucumber water

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Enjoy your ban

Blend , add salt, strain, use water with yogurt, dill, lemon, salt - boom, sauce.

You can make cucumber kimchi, which is pretty awesome. You can also make kimchi stuffed cucumber.

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Quick pickles are always a favorite.

Diced cucumber with tomatos and a bit of balsamic makes a nice side salad.

>pickles
>salad
>add to water

These options all suck. At least with zucchinis you can stir fry, and you can fry eggplant. The best thing to do with these is slice thin and toss with lime juice and taijin. But where's the hot option?

Use them to fill your orifices and post it on Pornhub and Xivdoes

Also nice double dubs

How many do you have? I would just eat a side of sliced, seasoned cucumbers with everything. If you don't enjoy them like that or you just have entirely too much, then trade them for something of value I guess.

Cucumber sandwiches are actually an awesome idea... I do mine sliced, with cream cheese, and a bit of salt+pepper.

Let them roam the countryside freely, so long as they're not ill-mannered and are quite well-behaved.

Donate them to a food pantry.

how to you season cucumbers?
I like 'em with a spot of ranch and tossed because i'm southern tier pleb.

honestly OP, when we would over grow cucumbers, we'd just feed them to the chickens. Oversized eggplant and squash has a place but cucumbers don't have much flavor to begin with.

Unless you have a sick pickling setup with a free weekend you might be screwed.

The cucumber side dish is my favorite banchan

I like the mexican Taijin seasoning. It's basically salt, dehdrated lime, and chili. I do that along with lime juice.

Anyone have cucumber salad recipes?

Leave them om your front porch to attract japanese girls.

Sad that people with the word "yuck" in their vocabulary come to a food board. DID YOU THINK THE WHOLE BOARD WAS ABOUT WHITE BREAD AND MAYONNAISE YOU CUNT

Pickling is always good.
Make some tsatsiki?

Pickles are yucky.

Your salty comment was yummy.

Won't use up all of them obv, but a salad recipe I like to use with bbq is sliced cucumbers, sliced red onion, healthy amount of sour cream, s&p (heavy on the p), dash of white vinegar (~tsp, I always just use the cap of the bottle an adjust to taste). Cover with Saran and let it sit in the fridge while you q up some ribs or chicken. Zipperhead cucumber salad, rice wine vinegar, sesame oil & seeds, sugar, salt, pepper flakes is also tasty. There are variations with noodles & peanut butter. Cucumber soup is also an option.

Forgot straight Russian style (the above is my variant) replace red onion for radishes and add dill

Eat the ugly shitty looking ones and sell the good looking ones.

Just put a basket with them next to the road on your property with a jar or a locked box with a slot for coins. Then put up a sign with however much you want to sell them for. If you live in a non ethnically enriched neighborhood you should end up with no cucumbers and a few extra dollars. There's a guy in my neighborhood that does that with these fuck-huge courgettes and his pumpkins. Don't think he ever got his shit stolen even though there's a rapefugee center near him, hell I think they're his best clients.

>sell them
Common around these parts as well, though the lock boxes are chained down due to the meth heads

If you grew all those cukes without planning to pickle them, you've got yourself a problem there OP.

You could try to make Sunomono, which is a tasty Japanese cucumber salad. You might not have the right cucumbers though.

I have something else salty and yummy you could put in your mouth hehe i think you see where i'm going with this.

These? I hope it's these.

Damn... Good-ass recipes, but with your first sentence I was hoping for barbecued cucumbers...

put them in your but

alternatively make tzatziki

YAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSss

TELL DEM WHITE FOLK!

compost them

Give some to your gf/sister/mother. They'll put them to good use.

I would probably kill myself. That's just too many cucumbers to ever use up. Im glad I've never had that many, I know I'd kill myself.

Tzatziki

>YAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSss