Am I a genius or a retard Veeky Forums?

Am I a genius or a retard Veeky Forums?

For when I want fruit on the go but don't want dripping juice from biting into the fucker.

Or you know, you could skip all that effort and just grab a napkin?

You're a regular Stephanie Hawkins, OP.

Don't have napkins only kitchen towels, so there goes that

what do you do with the metal skewer afterwards? shove it up your ass?

where do you think it came from in the first place?

since theyre on the skewer already, why not go ahead and grill the fuckers so you remove a lot of the moisture and enhance the flavor?

isnt walking around with a skewer kind of a hazard?

Oh yeah with the handy grill I keep in my car. Why didn't I think of that.

Wow. A lot of hate for a mediocre but functional idea. I would say you're on the smarter side, seeing as how you had a problem and innovated a solution, but definitely not a genius.

>hate
user. You really can't read can you?

Don't trigger me.

OP, if you have to ask, it's usually the former
If I were you, I wouldn't waste time posting here and go out there and get rich with this shit
The possibilities are infinite
Just make sure that the fruit is locally sourced, mkay

The point of food on the go is lack of prep time.

You could have eaten the whole thing in the time it took you to make that.

You need dried fruit, no watery mess, only saliva water action needed.

watch out guys

OP just invented food on a stick

what will he think of next, hot water?

Call it a food hack, make a video and enable ad rev on your account. TRUST ME.

Gives the cigarette lighter a use for once

>Doesn't keep extra kitchen towels in car/work/backpack/wallet/under couch/in pillowcase/behind lamp/tied to dog's collar

Are you some sort of idiot?

fruit skewers are a thing.

grilled peaches brushed with butter are fucking amazing

weren't fruit kebabs invented centuries ago?

>trying to eat from a sharp metal skewer while driving a car

You're going to poke your eye out.

Nobody invented putting fruits on a stick

so it was discovered?

I'm in agreement with this. Any "on the go" effect is nullified by the prep time. You could have easily just eaten the peach over your kitchen sink.