Get rich

>get rich
>eat disgusting food

wow life sucks

caviar isn't disgusting :[

>literally having the tastes of a uneducated child
kek

your life sucks

Caviar's basically just salt. If you don't like eating it plain try eating it on a base.

>eating tiny pebbles of fishy seawater that explode in your mouth

It might not be completely disgusting but it's overrated as fuck.

thats why you eat it with other things

you wouldn't eat straight salt... would you?

I do that occasionally.

>he doesn't like caviar

No, but I'd eat pink salt

>inb4 it turns out that the only caviar you've ever had is some $6 a tin lumpfish roe

>be poor
>steal $6 caviar
>call it shit
W E W
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>he doesn't like blueberries

$9 dollar caviar to be exact

Caviar

What's the cheapest decent/edible/non-shit caviar

AFIK there isn't one.

I've tried various "cheap" brands ranging from about $8 to about $30 for a tiny little jar. The ones that cost less than about $20 were outright awful. The stuff that cost $30 wasn't bad, but it sure as hell wasn't worth the money.

I've had the real stuff at a fancy dinner sponsored by my work. I dunno what it cost but it was genuine beluga. That was downright mouthgasmic.

I've had beluga caviar before.
it's overrated.

I'd prefer salmon roe on toast points with a little sour cream.

This. If you like salty, fishy things Greek taramasalata and flying fish roe sushi are kind of fun, but nothing can touch the real deal. And the real deal is out of reach. Only time I tried it was at a party in Switzerland. Can't even get the good Russian stuff in the US (legally).

>salmon roe
I've only ever bought it as trout bait. Should I try some?

>Ohh you have alot of money eh?
>here we will cook you the parts of the animal we usually throw away and give it a fancy name
>yes ofc we will charge you 10x the normal amount for a quarter of a plate

Bait is cured with borax instead of salt. 0/10 would not try again.

>Someone who has never had foie gras before
Liver is tasty anyway.
Chicken liver pate is both cheap and delicious.

I know
And you poor guys always complain about us too :|