Just matched with a qt physics major on Tinder

Just matched with a qt physics major on Tinder

Give me a good Veeky Forums opening line

Ey gurl

You better cite your sources

Because I'm wondering where you got that figure

Damn that's a good one

Try: Heisenberg was wrong, I know your exact position and momentum tonight.

nICE.
Just the right amount of insulting to derive greater emotional response once the compliment is delivered.

Kek

She doesn't seem too saucy, so not sure how she'd take that one, but I'll keep it in the back pocket

There's a joke in 'qt3.14' somewhere but it's just not coming to me

The last thing she wants to hear is some lame meme from someone less intelligent than her

>lame meme

What about a good meme then

sure my goy, spend your time and energy earning money then spend your time, energy and money to be noticed by a few girls so that they let you try to make them cum, like they let dozens of boys beforehand and they will let dozens afterwards.

>I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.

Medium meme, but won't work as I'm not a physics major

Something about NASA and rockets and Uranus.

Hey girl, are you an astrophysicist? Because your ass is outta this world!

cite your sources is the best one so far

post pics and screenshots op

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Hey you're no electron, but it'd be great if you lepton to this dick.

Hey qt3.14
Just wanted to tell you that, I'm attracted to you, and as you know from Newtons 3'rd law, you're equally attracted to me

this is shite

"I want to have sex with you."

It would be emotionally titillating if we could have sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation and/or possibly other more recreationally stimulating formations.

Let's talk about your black holes

How's your Schrodinger pussy? dead or alive?