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Serious question: how many of you are actual fags? What about communists?

I sometimes roleplay as a gayboi here since it is very Veeky Forums I've been told by some patrician friends I hold in high regard but I am pretty straight otherwise.

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Another question - how many of you are slavs? I really want to discuss Letov's poetry but I feel that there are not a lot of you out here.

I'm a certified fag but I'm also a pleb. Sorry to disappoint.

Serious question: how many of you are actual niggers? what about gooks?

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How many of you are not early-mid twenties years old white cis male who is fairly smart but an underachiever with a small unimpressive beard, a little on the chubby side and who wears glasses?

I don't wear glasses

shitpost

I'm 19 y.o., brown, bi, really dumb but learned to convince people otherwise - so not an underachiever, really, best grades in the uni and a lot of opportunities for a career (network of "friends", profs), face smooth as a baby's bottom, perfect eyesight, 46 kg.

>early-mid twenties years old
no
>white
yes
>cis
cis gay
>male
yes
>fairly smart
dunno
>an underachiever
yeah
>small unimpressive beard
I usually shave
>a little on the chubby side
pretty skinny
>wears glasses
no

does that answer your question

>cis
The fuck does that mean?

>46 kg
Unfortunately a manlet though, and you'll never work that off.

172 cm, that's 5'7'', right? I mean it's manlet-y but not that horrible.

Straight and regular sexuality

Not that bad, but you ARE a hungry skeleton, which is the other pale nerd body type.

I literally have all those qualities. The only thing that's debatable is that I'm off-white.

I look a bit like Ernst Rohm, broad shouldered, tall, and muscular, but bull-necked and barrel-chested with beady, porcine, eyes and a weak mouth. I started wearing glasses again a few years ago and a girl in one of my classes said it was a good decision because "It made me look a lot smarter." Contacts are a pain in the ass. Shaving is a pain in the ass. College is a pain in the ass. I sometimes daydream about living in a different era where being a big guy was actually an advantage and I could have cracked skulls and slept with barmaids all day.

I am also curious as to how many blacks frequent Veeky Forums.

Heterosexual communist. I jack off to pictures of traps sometimes but nobody knows.

>I sometimes roleplay as a gayboi here

You are doing God's work.

Close enough. Not gonna tell you my life story like these other assholes.

>The fuck does that mean?

WHITE MALE DETECTED

>I jack off to pictures of traps sometimes but nobody knows.

Not gay- just a consequence of being on Veeky Forums "too long". Not like it matters, gay/straight binary is a social construct.

jacking of to traps is definitely gay, otherwise you'd just jack off to girls because the thing separating them is having a fucking penis.

>early-mid twenties
20

>white
brown

>cis male
#cisprideworldwide
#killthetraps

>who is fairly smart
yes

>underachiever
no

>small unimpressive beard
no

>a little on the chubby side
i am lean af

>who wears glasses
i probably should but meh

i think communism works but it's never gonna happen and my gf likes to finger me in the ass but that's it

>implying "gay" and "straight" are discrete categories
>implying a stable "gay" identity behind a perceived "gay" performance
>implying feminine gender corresponds to specific physiologies
>implying the existence of an "essential" feminine that excludes other gender types
>implying a whole bunch of other imaginary bullshit

>early-mid twenties years old
im 19
>white
yes
>cis
no
>male
yes
>fairly smart
low iq
>an underachiever
no
>small unimpressive beard
yes
>a little on the chubby side
anorexic with a beer belly
>wears glasses
yes

>early-mid twenties
yes
>white cis male
yes
>smart
no
>underachiever
yes
>small unimpressive beard
stubble
>chubby
yes
>wears glasses?
no

>anorexic with a beer belly

skinnyfat

if you were better at anorexia you'd just be skinny

>better at anorexia
not him but that word refers to a body dysmorphia
in all likelihood he is pureskinny af

Am communist, am gay, don't really care for traps

Black guy reporting

I'm a massive faggot
Oh, and I think capitalism is disgusting. Wouldn't call myself a communist though

Not gay but there are scenarios I could imagine in which I participate in activities that would be regarded as not wholly straight or less than zero on the kinsey scale. Not a communist because my life is great and really wouldn't want to change it.

not trans

CHECK YOUR FUCKING PRIVILEDGE YOU SHITLORD

Why are so many gays on Veeky Forums? Does anime attract them?

It's because we are marginalized by the mainstream, homophobic and heteronormative society that hates and dispriviledges us :^D

Why are so many gays on earth? Does water attract them?

But there really aren't that many when you look at the general populace. Only 3.8% of the US is some form of homosexual, while I'd bet at the very least 15% of Veeky Forums is.

Socialist here. I'd fuck a trap if he was qt enough, but otherwise I'm pretty straight.

hint: people sometimes lie on Veeky Forums

So.. Only one?

Not even close you slant eyed motherfucker.

26, bi, impressive job, no glasses, no beard, six pack, super tan atm, I drink too much, drugs (speed and e, sometimes acid) every other week or so

27, I shave, a little fat on me but I do lift, no glasses.

>anorexic with a beer belly

Cirrhosis of the liver

30 year old straight white sexy male. fucking hate faggots.

>46 kg
Are you a literal child?

gays 2% of pop trans about 0% but this board is crawling with them. really makes u think

I spent an hour this morning jacking off to gay porn, it took me fucking forever to find a gay porn video that was actually good enough to arouse me, so I ended up just watching a video of myself that I uploaded and I squirted cum all over myself (that's what happens when you masturbate for an hour, you'll squirt a lot of cum). But I guess to answer your question, I suppose you could say I am gay, although I have never said sex (I'm a true to form intellectual introvert, you know what they say about the more intelligent ones).

As for my political ideologies, I would say that I am a Socialist. I have seen the way that hardcore capitalists think, they pretty much have a Hitler eugenics mentality, they believe that welfare is supporting a dumbing down of the population because when you support poor people they inevitably pump out more babies and leech off the system and don't give anything in return. The thing is, capitalism is greedy and not all of the capitalists will be philanthropic. They a huge piece of the profit and get their taxes cut, and they get bailed out when a financial collapse because of their predatory lending, while all the people don't get bailed out and they suffer. There's obviously a massive tilt in the balance, that the right wing has been clinging onto with their big stacks of money, I believe that socialism is what we need to balance it out. Capitalism = greed and corruption. It's no wonder we have so many poor people in our country.

>it took me fucking forever to find a gay porn video that was actually good enough to arouse me
To add to this, one that I haven't already seen too. I often feel like I have seen every gay porn video of the specific type of porn that I like. There is hardly a website that I haven't visited or a good video which I haven't seen of the specific type of porn that I like.

Two

I'm half a faggot, but I'm also a raging anticommunist

I'm not.
Sounds like you're describing the numale.

>early-mid twenties years old
22
>white
yes
>cis
cis gay
>male
yes
>fairly smart
dunno
>an underachiever
The idea of working makes me feel so sick, doing work repulses me. I feel pointlessness and determinism in every fiber of my being when I have to do something that isn't pleasurable. I have felt this way for a long time and I believe that I should be recognized as having a bonafide condition. I believe that extreme nihilism is a condition and I have felt this way since I was in mid high school and maybe even a bit earlier. I don't know if this is a sign of higher intelligence, but maybe coupled with the fact that I have always felt rather unintelligent, it actually shows that I am rather intelligent. I really don't know what is a proper gauge for intelligence. I don't believe in IQ tests, I believe they're designed for doing tasks, but not really judging how intelligent you are and how much you think.

If we're talking about how much I think, I believe that I am a very deep thinker and I am thinking all the time. I know this because when you compare me to other people. I realize that other people don't think nearly as much as I do. Often when I talk about some of the stuff that I ponder people tell me to just not think about it, which is evidence enough to me, as well as the lack of conclusions that people reach, let alone willingness to touch philosophical problems, is proof that I think much more and much deeper than a lot of people on this earth. I would also wager the fact that because I am an atheist I am much more intelligent than many people on this planet.
>small unimpressive beard
I usually shave
>a little on the chubby side
pretty skinny
>wears glasses
no

Half black/half asian

Blasian?! The cutest babies! The most beautiful humans!

A travesty.

Things I do that are not accurate to real life:
>ironic islamposting
>ironic jewposting
>ironic PoC-posting
>ironic Marxposting

I do make completely unironic homoerotic fascist posts, but I don't have any actual sexual attraction to men, I also make unironic Plato-posts and believe in magic.