Who's your favorite character in your favorite book?

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Money face! with which user hath filled in rage,
And in response this peasant called me "bitch boy,"
Thou art a fool of hatred, a crying baby;
I beat thee, through your shield of stench, with pride.

Money face is right, this girl is a babe

Hell yeah user good taste

What would Veeky Forums say when I say I like that. The monkey face. And that I'm a racist but love dating non-whites?

For some reason I get really off when I see the physiognomy of a girl signifying her subhuman qualities.

post pic of her gaping asshole please

That you suffer from autism

How about leaving Veeky Forums for a while and reading a book?

Rev. Gwyon

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I just wish my browser would filter you.

Why not reply to the op? And stay on topic, friendo?

THICC

Mmm. She's got an adam's apple the size of my balls.

>pic related

why does Veeky Forums seemingly have a god tier taste in women

>he thinks it's a women

Oedipa Maas

Her name is Karina and she is indeed, a woman

pic related :3

also bernard from the waves

>man face
>dark eyes
>sideburns
>posing for her tumblr blog holding a cig

dropped

Looks like everyone had a share of her.

The ingenious hidalgo Don Quijote of La Mancha

Bruno Littlemore from The Evolution of Bruno Littlemore

Where'd her tits go?

did she forget to put on her pants?

>not smoking

You don't know what a dress is?

>smoking solely for that johnny depp aesthetic and ''edge'' to add to ur already contrived online persona
Dropped family

Link to her page anyway?
Her body is legit 9/10.

wtf

Did she lose like 100 lbs? She's still attractive though, but you know, those tits...

You just fell for the push up bra ruse brother but fear not for there are many like you

It's also that you can't see her thick legs.

I love girls

They don't love you doe.

Father Fyodor.

wats da bitches name yo'?

Well, I got a girlfriend

You a dyke? I think so.

She's not plural. And I doubt she loves you.

ding ding ding ding

Well, she has two hands.

ok
whats the bitches instagram or w.e bruh?

>she has two hands
Do you have two sets of genitals?

>literature

yes. 7 actually

Yuck. Self-euthanize plox.

Op here, stop posting. These are the only (You)s I'm going to give you

IT'S TIME:
instagram.com/alu.naes/

Not my favorite book but definitely Yossarian from Catch-22

lewd

>mfw she's mexican
>mfw she's also a vapid attention whore

Carlo Marx

Willi the Disk from Naked Lunch

Nice choice OP. I enjoyed the way he fucked everyone over. Clever S.O.B., him and many of the character in that book is why I found Catch-double-deuce so incredibly brilliant.

Try Dickens' "Bleak House", I think you'd like Harold Skimpole as well.

Also, why not post a picture of something relevant rather than a random chick?

I wanted to get the thread some attention, turns out it got a bit detailed

aww, that's dissapointing

What's the point of calling someone's appearance disappointing when the appearance of all the men here are disappointing. Everyone's disappointing.

Francie Nolan.

Ivan from the brothers k

No one expects the men here too look good and there for our looks aren't disappointing. Moron.

Ignatius Reilly. A bit strange since I don't read books like Confederacy of Dunces but I was laughing my ass off the entire time.

So you have hypocritical unrealistic expectations of other people?

>the appearance of all the men here are disappointing.
>implying things and stuff again
top 1, tumbl
the girl is attractive physically but that's all
contrived internet persona and populist agenda is enough to make me wish i was into men

>hypocritical unrealistic expectations
yes, i watch porn on mute because of this
silence is sexy

>a bit

Kek, I know that feel

I don't know what's unrealistic of expecting (in a predictive, not moral sense) that someone will look as good as a photograph of themself.

>contrived internet persona and populist agenda is enough to make me wish i was into men
Cool. Irrelevant, but appreciate anecdote.

>I don't know what's unrealistic of expecting (in a predictive, not moral sense) that someone will look as good as a photograph of themself.

Think of why it may be.

>>(in a predictive, not moral sense)
Did you pay attention to this part? I should have put scarequotes around moral btw, it was just for a lack of a better word.

it wasn't irrelevant though, bruv!
she is a nice looking vase, wanting to be perceived as cultured and intellectual but is lacking all that's required

it doesn't matter anyway because thanks to the net and her physical appearance, she could finger paint with shit and some born sucker will call it revolutionary...
with instagram ''artists'' it's always the same

this desu

>wanting to be perceived as cultured and intellectual but is lacking all that's required

Doctor, Doctor, come here quick. I feel he has an injection of projection.

>Projection
If you say so, leg beard.
Also, please stop shilling for this cunt because you fancy her, you rug-munching cunt.

And stop derailing threads, god man.

I shave my legs fine.

>Also, please stop shilling for this cunt because you fancy her, you rug-munching cunt.

I am not shilling her because I fancy her, I am shilling her because the petulance and hypocrisy of chauvinism annoys me. Power play belongs on /d/.

I think she looks great in her instagram pics.
Her tits appear to be "enhanced" in OP's pic, but I'm more into those legs and ass anyway.

>I shave my legs fine
tits for the lads wen?

>I am shilling her because the petulance and hypocrisy of chauvinism annoys me.
you're not a lesbian at all, an angered bisexual at best. trust me

Yeah physically she's hot as fuck but that gets boring fast to be quite honest with you senpai ily

>you're not a lesbian at all, an angered bisexual at best. trust me

You're not a man at all, an angered boy at best. Trust me.

Fuck off.

One more
>Yeah physically she's hot as fuck but that gets boring fast to be quite honest with you senpai ily

If only you had the physicality to counter balance your boredom.

rhoda in the waves

You boys don't have much use or experience for the purposes of strong thick and muscular legs. At least not directly.
Yo

>You're not a man at all
>An angered boy
>If only you had the physicality
>You boys
>Don't have much use or experience for the purposes of strong thick and muscular legs

JustEmasculateMyGenderUp.png

Chill out being so dyke like, god damn.
Every women is straight or bisexual, let us speak only in truths babe.
Lesbians are like dragons... They don't exist.
How's that for chauvinism?

>Mfw i genuinely unironically believe this and it's worked out for me

>and it's worked out for me
Well that's a convincing reason for why you'd be right.

There's intimacy in women that's otherwise not there in men. Mutual understanding not there. The love feels differently, and better.

whoops i accidentally just answered op's question, i should have read the thread turns out

If you dressed me up as a girl while I halfheartedly pretended to struggle, would I become better?

Thank god that didn't derail our conversation about some girl on instagram.

It involves the difference of work required to work the junk. Not really. I'm flattered though.

>Well that's a convincing reason
Hundreds of thousands of years of men and women reproducing as nature intended and then, all of a sudden, le modern era hits, along come smartphones and the attention deficit and it's ''men are pigs, I'm just attracted to women, I was born this way #dykes4life''

>There's intimacy in women that's otherwise not there in men.
So you are bisexual then. I was right all along.
>Mutual understanding not there.
Probably so, yeah.
>The love feels differently, and better.
Tits when? Pls don't be a legbeard.

Oh well, the thread was trash anyway. The Instagram girl is hot also

#dykes4life

lmfao

>le homosexuality was invented recently meme

Saphism is a very modern phenomenon

>sapho wasn't bi

She was, but the term Saphism means something different.