A physicist and a mathematician are roommates together in a house

A physicist and a mathematician are roommates together in a house.

They both use the kettle on the counter to heat water for tea, pick up the pot, fill it with water then onto the stove.

The physicist wants to play a trick on the mathematician so he places the kettle on the ground.

Later the mathematician comes in and looks at the pot on the ground, picks it up and places it on the counter, pauses, picks it up again and finally makes tea.

wat

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He's probably wondering why his roommate is such an autistic fedora wearer as he picks up other silverware from the floor while his roommate is chuckling and tipping his hat at him

>probably
Lrn2probabilly fgt pls

what a cruel prank

and then the engineer comes and sucks their cocks

Wouldn't the mathematician suck the engineer's cock?

He didn't go stats with his degree so now he'll do anything for money.

he proceeds to stick the physicist's cock up his ass
mathematicians make a lot
"there is literally 50p in this purse"

this thread is some high quality shit keep it up

>another physicist vs mathematician vs engineers thread

I hate that Veeky Forums is Chinese-owned now and they've been ramping up the social divisional propaganda in the past year or so.

out of curiosity, how come biologists or chemists aren't added to that argument?

They are out of question being inferior.

they deal with completely different subject matter than mathematicians/physicists/engineers. It's pretty difficult to fit them in a joke along with the rest while staying relevant.

and the engineer can afford housing by himself.

But still gets roomies to blow

why is there both a kettle and a pot?

>engineer not the cock sucking homo

how new r u

The engineer attempts to fug the mathematician as he is bent over to pick up the kettle.

They are both dudes. Only one of them are straight.

And then the engineer came in and sucked everyone's penis

He reduced it to a problem that had already been solved, well done