How do you guys stand being in English classes at university with picrelated types who don't give a shit and only want...

eye candy

Take classes on Middle and Old English. People who don't actually care about literature will avoid the extra work involved. That gets you about four classes where everyone is serious.

daily reminder romantics were very popular with the ladies, they were Chads of their time

>Byron will never cuck me
why even live

/r9k/ really is everywhere.

Even on a board formed on /r9k/.

I mean this may be an out of the box suggestion but
Maybe pay attention to the lecturer instead

Even there.

you keep working and barely finishing the work while you blame others for you not being at your best until second year when you realise you were just a pseud after all and your own intellectual inadequacy is preventing you from enjoying a subject you only have a cursory appreciation and understanding of then you drop out like those girls did too without having any of the fun

>sticking out your tongue on a photo means that you care only to be fucked by a chad

Don't you guys ever get tired of whining about women?

I only fuck boipussy :^)

>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

WHERE ARE YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS JANITORS?
for real op, i've been coming here forever, but it may be reaching a tipping point: too many cunts like you

Yes. We solve that by taking turns.

>Complaining about hedonists when every action you take that does not involve need is inherently hedonistic

lol, and you think you're clever. you don't even understand a basic Veeky Forums archetype

summer cannot end soon enough

women are so fucking stupid i cant take it

they'd rather go for some 'bad boy' even though my iq is at least 30 points higher than his

let's just say it's lonely at the top

do we even have janitors?
I feel like this board has been abandoned by any moderation.
in the last month this board has descended into complete trash after all the cross-posting and redditor migrations.

Uncreative parody.

>in the last month this board has descended into complete trash after all the cross-posting and redditor migrations.
>in the last month
People have been saying this for at least a year.

there's no fucking parody cuck.

women do not like cerebral, mature men. they want some alpha male who cares about sportsball and constantly one-upping everyone. there are studies proving this shit, but you'll still be a white knight for a bunch of harlots because you the notion makes you uncomfortable.

>People have been saying this for at least 2+ years.

Men don't want intelligent women either.

im jk i've never even asked a girl out i was just going with what they spout on the other boards

Just imagine them in their thirties and know they'll be unhappy until the day they drop dead.

if ur really as smart as u think u r then be a badboy in the geek style, drop out and make a bunch of money in technology without a degree

Just go /fitlit/ and girls will swoon. You are literally degenerate if you only work on improving your knowledge, and not your body (or any social skills for that matter).

Every level of education should be sex segregated to avoid shit like this.

>he thinks his body matters

wew. when you transcend your mortal flesh i bet you'll be sorry you wasted so much time on it.

the body and mind are one

I remember my ex-girlfriend was in a seminar where the fifteen most qualified students "just happened" to be fourteen attractive women and one gay guy.

Someone's bitter.

I don't care what pic related types think about or do with their lives. They're not attractive to me in any way.

Don't care.
The dumber the better, easier for me to swindle them into bed with 'dem mad word skills.

Really not that hard, you should try it instead of caring so much about other people's interests.
Clearly theirs isn't the study of language.

Well I mean like if they are imposing upon him he has a right to be bitter.

This is true on so many levels complacent fatties like this guy will never understand.

how does not giving a shit "impose" on you? he's just being self-righteous. also

>implying women are willingly talking to some virgin robot about parties

get a grip. op heard someone in english class that was talking about going on next weekend and sperged out in the internet about it.

Are they imposing on him by not paying him attention, handing out blowjobs or party invitations or what?
Why are men so entitled? You're not entitled to anything in this world, guys. Including friends, attention from the opposite sex, a girlfriend or anything.

And you have no right to bitch about it either because we all know you don't make a true effort. You don't approach people to begin with, and you even less so make an effort to self-improve and make yourself into an attractive and interesting person.
You men who are like this aren't even genuinely nice, and we all know it.

Mia Malkova and Lexi Belle--

if any of you are kyuriuhss.

all the posters in this thread just got btfo

all i read was 'im an enormous cuck' repeatedly

You are cancer

I'm female, how is it cucking?

ugh gross

i actually agree, but i really like calling people cucks in red-pill bait threads.

>fag rolls over for a bitch
see now you're a cuck

t. cuck

It's been since the board was made.
> oh you don't enjoy my Ayn Rand shit posting? This board has gone to shit!

Actually you're the cuck, cuck.

>implying a girl would be in a boys-only secret clubhouse

I have the potential to be a Chad but instead I'm introverted and stray away from close human relationships, and I don't know why. Help.

u mad but i'm right

>im a cuck
>b-but i swear i could be chad if i tried!!!!

You were cucked from birth with your lackluster intelligence, brainlet.

Spot the slut.

true, i would have never let my guard down in the presence of a male. my alpha instincts wouldn't have allowed it.

no, a cuck is a man who gets fucked over by a woman. He's just a loser, and you're stupid.

>being this mad
I could easily take your woman if I had the will to power to do so, but for some reason I just don't see why people think that the only thing that matters in life is having a 10/10 girl, a great job, and a family. I'm not a nihilist or anything like that btw

so mad cos I'm so right

>I just don't see why people think that the only thing that matters in life is having a 10/10 girl, a great job, and a family.
it's not the only thing that matters it's just a convenient yardstick.

>if i had the willpower
>im a low test beta faggot cuck vegan jew

>dumb bitch thinks will to power is the same as willpower

read more, stupid

WOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMENWOMEN

This

Do you want to talk about it, buddy?

Are you projecting your insecurities unto others again?

While you're sitting around, posting online, there go the cucks cucking you, cuck.

you're a cuckold. you're sitting here trying to justify your apathy when really you don't care because you arent high test like me.

>quote by Socrates

Hmmmm.

wow you're still really mad and I'm still really right

more delicious rustled jimmies 4 me

>there go the cucks cucking you, cuck.
The application of prose to an insult.
10/10

>>
cucks

Take the redpill, sheeple.

This old boy is the line that separates the intellectuals here at Veeky Forums to the rampant amount of pseudo.

Cuck cuck Cuck cuck cuck cuck Cuck cuck

>doesn't know what cuck means
>doesn't know what prose means
>obvious samefag
this is sad

Cuckery is a SPOOK

how can it be a spook when you're here?

t. cuck

how can I be here if our eyes aren't real?

A cuck is a person who gets cucked. A cuck cucking a cuck makes you a cuck. And an even worse cuck at that.

KEKED!!
>U
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>K
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>D
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>!

say more memewords, it'll make your feeble female mind feel better about being wrong.

>female

heh, stay cucked

except i'm not being cucked by cucks, because I have no significant other.
I just fuck sluts.
The whole premise of this insult is nonsense fostered by an upset women on the edge of hysteria.

*telecucks behind you
*unsheathes cucktana

Heh, nothing personnel, cuck.

*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...

this thread proves baudrillard right

How's middle school?