scientifically speaking, what is the best way to get a gril to touch your pen0r?
>be me >decent looks >blue eyes >strong jaw >funny >smart (or so I think) >lift and run
I have this qt 3.141592654 physics lab partner and I'm def tryina hit it, I've made small talk with her a bit and made her laugh a few times so I would say I'm in good shape so far. But what is the best way to swoon the XX chromosome people.
You sound like a loser. Why are you asking a Pakistani coffee exchange about how to ask a girl out? Talk to her, ask her about her interests and major, and go from there. Also, stop making shitty threads. Thanks.
Tyler Miller
I want the scientific way, not the fucking sociological way.
William Perez
She'll like you if you expend energy in order to preserve her energy. One example is to give her your jacket so her body expends less energy to keep her warm. So go fuck yourself. It'll save her the hassle.
Zachary Ross
can you give me the relevant formulae?
Andrew Robinson
Energy is a social construct.
Austin Peterson
The ask it the scientific way. "I'm def tryina hit it" is not scientific, using a decimal approximation of pi and mentioning chromosomes makes you look even dumber.
Justin Sanchez
it's 3.141592653 you braindead cunt
Joshua Barnes
Too bad, this is a sociological question.
Landon Mitchell
Ohh, my bad! I'm sorry, I misunderstood. Let me just punch it all into my science-o-matic calcumafier and get you the answer you desire. Be right back.
Adam Harris
Life is a social construct.
Ryan Edwards
social constructs are social constructs
Carter Foster
Here's some math for you, Your chances with this girl = i
Jayden Rodriguez
Social construct social constructs are social constructs.
Jason Richardson
(social construct)^eipi = 1+(socialconstruct)i
Jacob Hill
imaginary numbers are social constructs
Adrian Perez
back 2 reddit faggot
Eli Young
thanks for the kind words fellow user.
Daniel Johnson
Reddit is a social construct.
Jacob Jenkins
what is the numerical value of social constructs?
Isaiah Adams
Kindness is a social construct.
Noah Rogers
Numbers are a social construct.
Christopher Hughes
This dork here is a social construct.
Nathaniel Ross
>talk to her enough that you are at the friends on social media >post a picture of yourself with another girl
I know I am a meme, but before I started dating my current bf I was wishy washy on whether I wanted to be in a serious relationship... Until a chick posted a picture with him on instagram.
Caleb Perry
Dude, just ask her come out and get a sandwich with you to discuss some school work youre both doing. Get to know her. Then one day hug her - see how she reacts. If shes not freaked out go for a kiss the next time.
Asher Robinson
I don't use social media except twitter, and that's only for news and a few people I find interesting. Plus I am in a new state and don't know anybody here besides a few guys.
Kayden Sanders
>gril >pen0r >def tryna hit it >qt 3.141592654 >XX chromosome people
Try not talking like a fucking 12 year old you sped
Juan Taylor
Jus Jus because you put "what's the science behind" or "how do I scientifically" in front of your retarded faggotry doesn't make it a Veeky Forums thread
Benjamin Allen
>get a sandwich to discuss school work. Wouldn't coffee be better? Who the hell gets a sandwich to discuss school work?
Andrew Martinez
The only answer is Rape
Daniel Cruz
He rounded up, dipshit
David Hall
Evolutionary speaking, girls have to be very carefull with their choice of partner. That's why in almost every culture sluts are hated and explains why it's usually the guy to initiate contact. She waits and weighs options. So now what are the crtieria?
>1. Physical attraction You obviously need to be attractive (somewhat). Stuff like diseases, excessive fat or deformations will put you at risk soley because of biology. You want healthy children so you take a partner who looks healthy. Muscles, height and certain features will help a little but are not neccessary. Since the human is pretty self aware nowadays, the physical part isn't that big.
>2. Social skills Much, much more important. Cause of biological "inferiority" (regarding physical strength" women have always been using social awareness as a tool to get what they want. As such, they usually have a way stronger sense of social positions etc. At any given time, women judge others, men and women, by their social status a lot more than they judge anything else. They usually want a man who has great confidence, who can speak to anyone, who has lots of friends and absolutely no problems in getting more of them if he wants to. Just like guys prefer shy and cute girls, women are attracted to guys with high social status.
So what are the consequences for you? It's actually not even that hard. You need to be confident and you need to be good at talking, nonverbal communication + improvising. Mock girls playfully, make them laugh while constantly showing them that you have the high social status she is craving for and you'll have no problem getting laid ever again.
James Baker
>Who the hell gets a sandwich to discuss school work?
You've never been a poor hungry student have you.
Caleb Young
cont()
Sociological speaking, it's much harder to keep a relationship alive. Read a little into coleman if you want more information on this, but it's basicall this: Once one party loves the other one more, lets call this person A and the lesser loving person B, the worth of affectionate behaviours is unevenly distributed. A will try harder to get these cuddle stuff etc. let's call that C, and he will usually do this by giving B what he wants, making C less valuable for B, which leads to B doing even less nice things to A. Why would B do anything romantic, like buying flowers and shit if he gets treated very nice by A just for doing nothing? This spiral goes on and on until either A gets tired of it or, more likely, B sees no value in A anymore and ends the relationship. For you that basically means you should always try to be in position A, but while being self aware of that. Don't be dependant on your partner, try to keep a balance and aknowledge the power games. I could go on and on about this but I don't want to write a fucking novel here that no one will read anyways.
Mason Rodriguez
Why would I pay 8 dollars for some sandwich made by a guy making $8 an hour when I can make one at my house for 50 cents.
Coffee is pretty cheap where I am in contrast to sandwiches. A few cafes I go to charge $2.5 for a cappuccino
Henry Garcia
Interesting post, by all means continue
Andrew Perry
The Eric's deli near my school charges nine fucking dollars a sandwich. Why would I do such a thing?
Aiden Flores
>Why would I pay 8 dollars for some sandwich
Where the fuck are you buying your sandwiches?
Matthew Ross
togos or Eric's Deli. pretty much the only decent places near me
Dominic Gomez
>talk to 100 girls, one by one >topic of the talk is irrelevant >go away when the first 37 girls try to respond >out of the remaining girls, ask out the first one who responds more enthusiastically than everyone before her >mfw when chances of getting laid have drastically improved to 100/e %
100% scientifically valid senpai.
Chase Hall
Well what do you want to know?
Ryder Carter
mfw >Failing my degree in the first year >Started getting laid in the second year - grades went up >Started giving her anal in the third year - Passed with a high mark
Christian Young
social success usually correlates with higher grades.
William Brown
Just continue on the sexual dynamics of male, female interactions. Isn't that what you were doing?
Yeah but you could write books on that topic. So much to talk about..
Well we can go back to the evolutionary perspective for a moment. Obviously a girl needs to find the perfect partner. But what happens after that? Now that she possibly got impregnated by him (or plans on it) she has to make him stay and take care of her offspring. She basically needs to scrap him back to be a supporter of her. Unconciously girls are constantly trying just that in a relationship. It's a little like a power game. She will try to bend the guy, make him more "beta" (i hate that word but I don't know the english one). The problem is, if the guy gives in on that and actually starts acting the way she supposedly wanted him to, she loses attraction to him since she now already has him. That's why many relationships fail. Now that she has a long term provider, she might as well look for a better father to her children again. Obviously this doesn't somehow controll women into being mindless agents of their bodys, just like guys don't go around and fuck every girl even though they are in a relationship. It's just one of many aspects that determine the social dynamics of the two sexes. Avoiding that could be achieved by not accepting the "beta" role, actively and passively. In reality girls will do this by coming late to a date or something. If that happens, you need to reinforce your social status and show her that you got other options. Talk to people there or simply go do something else and leave her for the day. That way she knows you're not completely fallen for her.
Dominic Gutierrez
wear loose shorts and no underwear and then when she's not paying attention grab her hand and pace it on your penis. Scientifically proven to work. However interactions past this point will be strained and the potential for police involvement is increased dramatically.
Jordan Rogers
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Cameron Hernandez
I honestly think the sex just improved my self confidence
Ethan Brooks
well ya.
Tyler Harris
keep it up user
Owen Foster
>then ask it the scientific way "I am definitely trying to stick my sexual organs inside of her sexual organs"
good enough for you user?
Carson Sullivan
>I want the scientific way Okay, then it's easy. First, identifying the problem and then the possible solutions.
Problem: >You want to impregnate your lab partner Solutions: > If you're physically stronger than her, force her > If you have enough money and bargaining skills, pay her to have sex with you > Try to convince her, but this is random
See what happens when applying scientific methods to everyday situations?
Andrew Mitchell
>>blue eyes Literally every white person has blue eyes, nigger.
Juan Cook
this
Xavier Scott
>Much, much more important. Cause of biological "inferiority" (regarding physical strength" women have always been using social awareness as a tool to get what they want. As such, they usually have a way stronger sense of social positions etc. At any given time, women judge others, men and women, by their social status a lot more than they judge anything else. They usually want a man who has great confidence, who can speak to anyone, who has lots of friends and absolutely no problems in getting more of them if he wants to. Just like guys prefer shy and cute girls, women are attracted to guys with high social status. this is literally copypasta. do you people honestly believe that this is how it works?
Aaron Mitchell
How does it work then smart ass? Women want some social autist who works at Taco Bell?
David Diaz
youre fucking stupid. im not gonna talk to you
Jaxon Moore
Great argument dude
Gavin Long
>HUR UR SMARTASS great argument dude
Alexander Sanders
you made a claim with no explanation then someone ask you to explain it you call them a retard
fuck off please
Carter Cruz
no he didnt ask me to explain it, he called me a "smartass" and asked me how it works. i never claimed to know how it works, did i? Well well. Guess youre fucking stupid too. im leaving this thread
Isaiah Miller
scientifically speaking, there is no evolutionary advantage to having a gril touch your pen0r
Nathan Williams
get her to touch your pen0r with the inside of her Virginia
Levi Turner
just b urself
Ethan Howard
I've got with women for doing precisely the opposite. If I were to follow your advice I wouldn't talk to her at all.
Eli Thomas
Are you a manlet OP?
Ryder Russell
By Veeky Forums's standard I am (5'9).
Luis Martinez
isn't 5'9 considered King O' Manlets
Brayden Gray
>blue eyes
wut? do guys actually think this helps them in some way? kek
also, only dumb people think they they're smart, retard.
Lucas Cooper
I don't know, some chicks prefer blue eyes, most are indifferent. It's one of the things I've been complimented on.
Nicholas Powell
Where do I learn what you have learned?
Carson Murphy
5'11 actually
Nicholas Allen
>literally taller than 70% of US males >manlet
lol, never change Veeky Forums
Caleb Collins
Lol
Andrew Wright
Are "fitizens" and "miscers" the most insufferable people to exist? There's a reason why none of you deluded narcissistic losers have any friends.
Anthony Cox
who are you referring to dickweed?
Isaac Phillips
People from Veeky Forums and misc (bodybuilding forum)
Adrian Smith
>Implying getting a grill to touch your p3n0r doesn't increase your likelihood to bang her
Nicholas Turner
who here is a Veeky Forumsizen or a miscer?
William Kelly
>Implying the science used to describe social interaction between humans wouldn't give the best answer
Blake Stewart
I think he's referring to OP
Joshua Miller
Why? does lifting mean you are a fitcuck or misccuck?
Andrew Lopez
I'm assuming it's not only lifting, but the general posting style from OP
Eli Nguyen
most of Veeky Forums just consist of rate threads and greentext stories mocking how shitty a certain lifting program is. Don't see any of that in the OP just general wanting of advice
Thomas Hill
Sedatives. You never said anything about legality.
Cooper Scott
Firstly, she has to be in the mood for pen0r touching
Secondly: chicks are dudes with vaginas. Treat them like it, they'll suck your dick after you suck theirs. (It's very small and called a clitoris, look it up senpai) and even that's only if they think your cool enough