my testicle has just been bitten by a small centipede

> my testicle has just been bitten by a small centipede
Am I fucked Veeky Forums?

OP, what you are feeling is similar to those amputees who feel pain coming from their 'phantom limbs'.

Remember you chopped off those vestigial tumours years ago, OP.

centipede bite is venomous. cut em off before its too late

no. don't go for doctor

You're gay now.

That's how it starts.

The bite is a little bit red, it does not feel really painful normally but when touched it feels like a rash. Is this normal?
No. I still have the other one to handle women.

Your balls -were- a social construct.

Sorry user.

You should be glad, because your balls now got more action than my balls ever did.

Go see a doctor you stupid fuck. Your testosterone levels will be lower if you cut your own testicle.

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test is poison, embrace the femside

Fuck off, mangina. You're a transmonster, not a woman.

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You need to suck the poison out, hope you practiced your stretches.

Good lord that pic is horrendous

holy kek

oh god why do pictures of this kind exist?

At least you don't have centipedes in your vagina

I mean, it is accurate. I've never seen an attractive trans person.

I haven't in real life, but I've seen some delicious traps on the internet

Because /pol/ is one of the big 3 shitposting boards

"I did not have sexual relations with that insect"

No, you're not fucked, oral sex doesn't count.

Trap ain't trans

Also fucking retarded sjws keep trying to make "gender fluid" into trans. Bigger, trans is for people transitioning from one gender to another. Wearing male cut pants, a sports bra, lipstick, and a guy's hair cut is you being an idiot and not in the same realm as going through hormone treatment and having your plumbing redone.

Is OP kill?

> respect my mental illness
Caitlyn ? Is that you ?