What are some books one should read to not become a nu-male?

What are some books one should read to not become a nu-male?

Too late.

The Qu'ran.

anything by Corncob McCarthy

any of them

numales only read Vice and New Yorker articles

Corncuck McCuckthy is for nu-males, though

reading is for gays and women

Not reading is for cucks and nu-males

If you have to ask this, you already are one.

But if you don't ask, you're a cuck.

Not sure how it's possible to think that

It's storm of steel door nu males too?

Yes

Starting Strength

>chek'd
Those satanic trips compel me to respond.

>Joseph Conrad
>Cormac McCarthy
>Earnest Hemmmmingway
>William Faulkner
>Jorge Luis Borges
These lads will put some hair on your chest

I'm assuming this is satire, but this obsession with cuckolding is classic nu male psychology.

Wrong. The only acceptable literary form is recitation of epic war poems together with your bros

Came here to say this.

read as much London, Kipling, and Hemingway as you can manage. also watch the John Ford filmography and all of John Wayne's westerns.

Anything by the following:
Dale Carnegie
Chuck Palahniuk
Max Stirner
Friedrich Nietzsche
Plato
Ayn Rand
Donald Trump
Bret Easton Ellis
Slavoj Zizek
Ernest Hemingway
Charles Bukowski
George R.R. Martin

The Meditations

Cucking is for nu-males, and anti-cucking is for nu-nu-males.

The best way to avoid being a nu-male is to practice grunting and beating your chest for 3+ hours a day.

>my diary desu


Also, what's a nu-male?

what is a nut male

nu-males pick the one on the right

Mass at the expense of shape never makes for a good ass. The discerning ass man will pick the one on the right

Anything by Houellebecq will give you insight into the modern male condition.

It will also help you realise that there is no escape since it's simply the culture you were formed by and operate in.

Even 'chads' are 'nu-males'.

>comparing a war novel by an actual war hero to edgy cowboy stories written by a NEET

You realise Hemingway's work is about being a nu-male, right?

It is about the loss of masculinity. He offers no solution either.

fight club seems to inspire a lot of neomasculine edgelords

Obsession with masculinity and cuckoldry is a trademark feature of the reverse-nu-male. The traditional nu-male eschews masculinity because Anita and co. have brainwashed him into thinking it's "toxic", plays shitty story-based vidya, and wanks to boring vanilla porn every night. The reverse-nu-male is his mirror, trying too hard to be masculine by reading homoerotic fantasy novels (Julius Evola, Jack Donovan) and pretending to like whiskey.

Reading him will also make you hate him, because his books are so rubbish

Nu-males will think he has to pick one instead of just simply TAKING BOTH

While you were typing this, Chad banged both of them.

The Holy Bible (but only as a Catholic convert

*traditional Catholic convert

they may not be very pretty but they are good and funny.

>thinks catholic sleaze is masculine

being a creepy greaseball is not an antitode to nu-maleism, besides catholics are all closet homos who got their manhoon took by a priest

Was Dante a nu-male?

>wrote a long-ass fanfiction with him being bros with Virgil and his crush is in it

>nu-male

nothing more than a dank meme

there have always been men that have acted more effeminate than other men

instead of being worried what people call you on the internet do what makes you happy and/or satisfied with life

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being an old-male in 2016 is fucking gay, if u aren't a nu-male u probably like dicks

It's not a "dank meme," you fucking faggot. It is a categorization. And if you admit that these kind of people have always existed, then it certainly must be useful.

Or do you think that "nu" means "new" or something else totally retarded?

oh shit you're right, i forgot about all of the scientists, researchers, philosophers, academics, and experts that have talked at length about the unprecedented category of nu-male, it certainly isn't a meme invented on the internet

people that worship old-males probably don't have a dad so they have to watch 1950s humphrey bogart movies and pretend that what their dad was like before he ran off like with a stripper

It's a meme you dip

yeah because anyone who isn't a slave to the pope is a fedora, hey maybe the communist pope can send some food over the catholic venezeula where all the corrupt socialists stole all the oil money and now everyone is starving, oh wait the pope is too busy telling protestant countries to open their borders to islamic invaders...catholicism is oriental despotism, once u bow down to the pope like a mohammedan bowing to mecca u gave up ur europeanhood just like u gave up ur manhood to that priest who poked ur asspussy

i'm sorry. please see:

>Zizek
>Martin
>Palahniuk

This lmao

Also articles about how the classics are misogynistic, but never read any actual feminist theory (much like the college girls going through their lol so radical XD phase)

I am Chad bucko, all thanks to my trusty little friend trenbolone

Hemingway, bitch.
You'll become a man in no time.

The Heart is a Lonely Hunter.

totally crushes any thoughts you might have of making the modern world a better place.

ever making your immediate life a better place.

just roll with the misery, don't blame anyone.

yeah the REAL problem is that nu-males havent read ENOUGH REAL "feminist theory"!

carson mccullers btw

jude the obscure

it is. I would prefer a competent and educated opponent to a posturing moron without any real understanding of the sentiments they claim to hold.

>OP's pic

i saw her nudes and the one where she gives some guy a blowjob. not that good as i expected. still very pretty.

also i think it's easier to avoid reading YA novels and the memefic john green.

I found "Musashi" by Eiji Yoshikawa very amazing in realizing ones potential and about constructing ones life, for....you guessed it, oneself.

Nu male is a meme, memes are made to produce mimesis. There is no such thing in something you don't believe, regardless of the stigma made in a society. Just wait and see what a collective mesh of people without internal insight will do...

nah, just a beta

Even thinking about cuckoldry is nu-male. Not to mention Veeky Forums's utter obsession with that crap

>Even thinking about cuckoldry is nu-male.

like you are right now?

The Works and Days by Hesiod
That's Edgy 16 Year Old: The Reading List

>Tfw the only critique I ever see of Nietzsche is that he's 'edgy'

Try harder, boys.

Nu Males didn't start with the Greeks.
Also pic related tbqh

>Also pic related tbqh

you'd just be going from one form of memeshit to another

So you only read Veeky Forums, huh?

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>read one book
>"I have seen life's hopelessness, I embrace it now"

Fight Club effect.

I found the Summerfag, fresh out of school

> no mention of Moby Dick

A classic for real MEN.

>Max Stirner
>Friedrich Nietzsche
>Plato
>Ernest Hemmingway

These guys don't deserve to be on that list desu.

>Killing defenceless, intelligent animals for the sake of Mammon

Manly as fuck.

If anything, Plato is above the notions of "manhood"

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Yes, he transcended Humanity to become a bore.

> he hasn't read it

I wouldn't expect any more from a nu-male beta.

The whale killing is surprisingly not that large an aspect of the book. It's full of tragedy, male bonding (sometimes leaning towards the homoerotic), madness, determination, sailing, tribal cultures, biblical analogies and tales, etc.

They don't even kill Moby Dick in the end.

*They CAN'T even kill Moby Dick in the end

ftfy

The classics, really.

Numales only read shitty postmoderns like DFW or bestsellers.

>Vice
I was shocked at reading the us edition of vice
I was used to the italian one where it's more about lulz shit like "this mannequin is milan's milan's biggest fashion blogger" and "this week i went to all facebook events i was invited to"

>excessive drinking and being a sulky faggot is masculinity.

The bait is obvious, yet people are biting.

Two nu males I know couldn't get past the first forty pages. I read it in three sittings.

We all took an interest in the book but only they gave up.

Growth of the Soil by Hamsun.

Stop reading so much fiction. Read books that teach you of the real world without it having to delve into abstractions and gay metaphors written by some smelly slav hack a century ago.

Best post in this thread.
People obsessing about not being ""nu-male"" are as bad or worse than ""nu-males.""

This could've been a decent bait if you didn't overplay it.

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Good post. The far left and the far right are full of memepeople. And if you are reading this thinking 'surely he doesn't mean me' then yes I probably do.

Girl in OP is fucking hot. Anyone know her name?

>being a repressed tranny is masculine

>when you meet someone in real life who constantly uses the adjective "spicy" and "memerific" and when you call them out they say you are a "salty" "nu-male"

..What? Buddy your post made zero sense.

This is true. At the end of the day, you're useless betas who just read fiction and apply nothing to real life. Even a shitty pick-up book -when you actually apply what is said there in real life- is better than all that shitty fiction.

So you can understand:
You wankers spend your life reading about weightlifting instead of lifting the goddamned weights.

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Nothing wrong with that

There is, though. If you do it, you're not and never will be a man, no matter your rhetoric. Like a pathetic virgin claiming to know everything about sex.

>you're not and never will be a man
oh the spooks

I'm pretty left wing and I've read and enjoyed them, and did you read Bloods A Rover? Suddenly all his bitter hard men start embracing the counter culture and the left

Oh you're the kind who thinks NEETs are men.