Hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is albert but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is albert but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very absurd!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet absurd ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfriend (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO absurd!!!! shes absurd 2 of course but i want 2 meet more absurd ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rt Camus is BARELY more sophisticated than this

o camus, ur so silly!!!!?!!!!!!!! XD hahahahah

*********farts*********

wahoooOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's wrong with Camus

We did it again, Reddit!

I dunno, I thought The Plague was good

Positively absurd.

Hello, reddit.

>not enjoying the whimsical confusion of a handsome frenchman

rawr xD

We had to read this in the ninth grade for french immersion. Made zero goddamn sense because nobody could actually read french. The sheer number of times the word "absurd" was used in that unit started making people actually act like this.

It might have been funny if you changed the pasta more than replacing "random" with "absurd"

2/10

>We had to read this

You had to read terrible copypasta of a tired meme?

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up boulder* my name is albert but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very absurd!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet absurd ppl like me ^_^... im 46 years old (im dead 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 kill arabs w/ my girlfriends (im unfaithful if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite random action!!! bcuz its SOOOO absurd!!!! meursault is absurd 2 of course but i want 2 meet more absurd ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

better but still not great

well help out ffs i don't know what else to add

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up boulder* my name is albert but u can call me t3h d0N ju4N!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very absurd!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet absurd ppl like me ^_^... im 46 years old (im dead 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 kill arabs w/ my girlfriends (im unfaithful if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite absurd action!!! bcuz the sun is SOOOO hot!!!! jean-paul is absurd 2 of course but i want 2 meet more absurd ppl =) like they say we must imagine sisyphus happy!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

EXISTENCE BEFORE ESSENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good, keep going

this pasta makes me nostalgic

>2000s Internet will never come back

It just keeps getting better...

Not really, no.

bump

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up property* my name is stirner but u can call me t3h uN1qUe O1ne!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very unique!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet unique ppl like me ^_^... im 49 years old (im german 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 wrek philosophys w/ my ego (im anarchist if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite meme !!! bcuz its SOOO unque!!!! im unique 2 of course but i want 2 meet more unique ppl =) like they say everything you believe is a spoke!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

UNION OF EGOISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kek

>18 hours ago

JUST

Maybe change t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m to something more relevant. And a few more references to his works. Pretty good so far though.

>tfw nobody reposts my Harold Bloom revision

Hi, Veeky Forums ( smirks )

>not enjoying the handsome whimsicality of a french confucius.