hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is albert but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very absurd!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet absurd ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfriend (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO absurd!!!! shes absurd 2 of course but i want 2 meet more absurd ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Camden Barnes
rt Camus is BARELY more sophisticated than this
William Walker
o camus, ur so silly!!!!?!!!!!!!! XD hahahahah
*********farts*********
wahoooOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jose Baker
What's wrong with Camus
Zachary Moore
We did it again, Reddit!
I dunno, I thought The Plague was good
Jace Edwards
Positively absurd.
Alexander Brown
Hello, reddit.
Jeremiah Brown
>not enjoying the whimsical confusion of a handsome frenchman
Gavin Scott
rawr xD
Logan Martin
We had to read this in the ninth grade for french immersion. Made zero goddamn sense because nobody could actually read french. The sheer number of times the word "absurd" was used in that unit started making people actually act like this.
Nathan Davis
It might have been funny if you changed the pasta more than replacing "random" with "absurd"
2/10
Jackson Martinez
>We had to read this
You had to read terrible copypasta of a tired meme?
Aiden Gonzalez
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up boulder* my name is albert but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very absurd!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet absurd ppl like me ^_^... im 46 years old (im dead 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 kill arabs w/ my girlfriends (im unfaithful if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite random action!!! bcuz its SOOOO absurd!!!! meursault is absurd 2 of course but i want 2 meet more absurd ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liam Carter
better but still not great
Kevin Brown
well help out ffs i don't know what else to add
Chase Barnes
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up boulder* my name is albert but u can call me t3h d0N ju4N!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very absurd!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet absurd ppl like me ^_^... im 46 years old (im dead 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 kill arabs w/ my girlfriends (im unfaithful if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite absurd action!!! bcuz the sun is SOOOO hot!!!! jean-paul is absurd 2 of course but i want 2 meet more absurd ppl =) like they say we must imagine sisyphus happy!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
EXISTENCE BEFORE ESSENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brandon Wilson
good, keep going
Wyatt Sanchez
this pasta makes me nostalgic
>2000s Internet will never come back
Levi Cook
It just keeps getting better...
Joshua Gutierrez
Not really, no.
Josiah Brown
bump
Evan Long
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up property* my name is stirner but u can call me t3h uN1qUe O1ne!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very unique!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet unique ppl like me ^_^... im 49 years old (im german 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 wrek philosophys w/ my ego (im anarchist if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite meme !!! bcuz its SOOO unque!!!! im unique 2 of course but i want 2 meet more unique ppl =) like they say everything you believe is a spoke!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
UNION OF EGOISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liam Lopez
Kek
Bentley Carter
>18 hours ago
JUST
Nicholas Nguyen
Maybe change t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m to something more relevant. And a few more references to his works. Pretty good so far though.
Isaiah Hill
>tfw nobody reposts my Harold Bloom revision
Samuel Carter
Hi, Veeky Forums ( smirks )
Joshua Hernandez
>not enjoying the handsome whimsicality of a french confucius.