>you are dating a 10/10 girl who's attracted to your intelligence more than chad's muscles >after a coffee date where you discussed atheism and how nothing is sexier than Fedoras and Newbalence shoes you go back to her place >hey user, these are my favourite books, I'd love for you to read them!
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what do?
and yes, these are printed and published books you can actually purchase...
Alexander Reed
This can only be attributed to Bethesda, how disgusting. >after a coffee date where you discussed atheism Why
Julian Thompson
fuck her. I guess?
Nathan Hernandez
/thread
Anthony Martin
Burst into tears of joy because a girl finds me interesting? Try to get married and have children with her since I'm miserable alone and she'd become my only friend and lover? I don't understand the point of this thread.
Logan Clark
This is the exact kind of thing the devil would try to make you think is okay
Jack Long
Why? I'm a pathetic loser whose only sexual gratification I have is with my hand, who is wasting my income on shitty toys and books and have nothing fulfilling going on in my life. Why would that be more preferable to god than being married?
Easton Murphy
Check your numerals
Cameron Price
Dick the lesbian out of her.
Juan Hernandez
>>you are dating a 10/10 girl who's attracted to your intelligence more than chad's muscles
my muscles are way hotter than my intelligence.
Cooper Thompson
I'd give them a read. Maybe they're good.
William Murphy
Spread them open and push my face right in the crack to take a sniff of that musk. Spread her legs, I mean.
Aiden Sanchez
of course
Easton Richardson
Veeky Forums BTFO
Adrian Kelly
Shit, I fell in love with a girl who loves Hunger Games and Divergent series, but I had luck and she bought Schopenhauer's The Suffering of World and Ignacio Ramonet's Perfect Catastrophe because I recommended them to her. Damn, I'm really a dumb for her but at least she showed a good tendency
Angel Allen
>recommending 'Hauer to a grill
Oliver Thompson
what's wrong with ponies anyway? they are adorable. i suppose that many of those who love them are not adorable, but it's true for many other things too and why should we even care? princess luna is my favorite pony because she is strong and independent and was imprisoned on the moon
Dominic Cook
In fact, when she bought a book from the same publishing house I recommended the aforementioned books. Can't feel victorious just because she heard me for a time
Michael Johnson
>not making her start with the Greeks What the fuck man?
Mason Kelly
Is this the one board that Barneyfag's malignancy cannot reach?
Josiah Diaz
I fuck her up
Evan Turner
You're terminally unfunny.
Joshua Howard
...
Brody Lewis
Trust me. They're not.
Isaac Perry
"But I already read them"
Zachary Robinson
this fucking guy hahahahah
Carson Brooks
...
Wyatt Wood
"Oh really? That's awesome! What do you think about the epic moral decision Princess Fluffybutt had to make at the end of City of Lost Foals?"
Kayden White
Do you actually like that? I know this isnt soc or anything but its kinda hard to find someone who likes books and sniffing musky puss