U jealous

u jealous

yes

No, I have a fear of heights

Those trips
That fucking ID with the tity and pof

I'd be happy if I had 1/100th of that

You couldn't pay me to live in New York, but I'm jealous of the money for sure.

>living in america
jealous? not even once

show tity and pof

>average neet housing

for titty

>bad investment
>bought in overpriced
>shitcity

Enjoy your lattes and hippies. You can a fford bigger comfier less pretentious shits with 10%

Also

>breathing contaminated air

Good for you Opie!!!

>living in Jew York

No, I'm fine.

is that sergey posing on that picture?

Kek this, don't want to live in numale country

26 mill for a high rise condo.

Jesus that a fucking rip off.

You can pay 10 mill and build your own skyscraper house in the country.

>be punished for saying the truth
>get decades in jail for receiving a nude from a 17yo
>get decades in jail for having sex with a 17yo
>if you get sick your choices are 1)die 2)get in debt fro the rest of your life
>get show in a mass shoting, go to the hospital and receive a $100.000 bill
>can't create cryptocurrency projects to make money
>can't participate in icos
>the irs charges you for every trade you make, even crypto-to-crypto
>get killed while in the school
>get killed while working in a towerwhen terrorists throw a fucking airplane in the tower
>can't have consensual sex with a 14yo legally

You're one of those crypto whales? My bf got me into crypto but I think I can learn more from you (:

Not gonna lie I really would like to live in a place with a view like that. Not worth the price though.

kys thot

you always know when someone doesn't live in this shitty city because in their mind the city is comprised of three avenues

No, you’re renting

>NY
Hell naw

>multi million dollar apartment
Pleb. Most retarded strategy, purely because it doesn't fit into any. No chance of appreciation. Literally none. You'd be better off buying $25MM of horse cum.

Just buy 35 houses for that man, fuck.

>paying absurd amounts for living in Nigger York

Lol, beat me to it.

At least it comes with a portrait of Zyzz

If I ever make an even $500k after taxes from my crypto stack, what’s the best and most sensible “traditional” investment vehicle to use in order to retire or begin building a retirement account? Inb4 keep it in crypto

>25MM of horse com

brother if'n you bought 25MM worth of prize stud horses, you'd stand to buy 350 houses with all the sweet cum money you'd rake in.

Living on the 81st floor of 432 Park would be an absolute hell. Do you guys understand how much the building sways at that height?

The type of people buying these apartments don't give a fuck about appreciation. It's chump change for them

No.

Unironically bluechip stocks

Keep 20% in crypto, primarily eth/BTC

Index fund or just pick blue chips independently?

First to die during 9/11 vol. 2.

Fuck that man. Surely if you have that kinda money you ca figure out some way to at least live in a nice house. Apartments are pajeet tier.

implying it wasn't bought by a chinese, arab, or russian gazillionaire who will be there 3 days out of the year

26k btc for this???

>he enjoys living in the woods, forever alone

t. never been to a major city and I hate civilization

i don't like to paint myself as a giant target no