If so many of you Veeky Forums posters are British, how come you don't say british words like 'bollocks', 'rubbish'...

Do British people really say Cheeky nandos all the time?

saying lad and cunt on the internet has literally nothing whatsoever to do with being british

No, that's one I've never heard in person.

>tfw you usually end up with a strange hybrid of the queen's english and colonial english because english is not your first language

Talking shite mate

Cunts on the internet are just appropriating our anglo culture

Some do, partially ironically I think. I have heard it, anyway.

Can any Americans from Texas/Bible Belt confirm this: I met some Texans on a trip through France recently, and they told me that if you were to use the word Cunt around a woman down there, literally everybody would stare at you and some might get uppity and confrontational because the word is so bad. Is this true?

i do pronounce aluminium aloominum though

australians would get killed probably

Is cunt inoffensive anywhere? Do you think a Cambridge student would address his female colleagues like "ay cunt"?

It's street urchin/pub talk. Unless you're autistic, you wouldn't say it in any sort of polite company.

Even up north American women dislike the word 'cunt,' generally speaking.

Probably, yeah, we don't have the casual-swearing thing as much, people tend to assume you're swearing directly AT them. You could maybe say it about a third party.

In formal occasions it's offensive; in casual talk it's only offensive if you're a sensitive faggot.

It's a word loved by both the rural posh, and the urban plebs.

White women just want to feel like they have an equivalent term to "nigger"

Just stretching my legs.

>how come you don't say british words like 'bollocks', 'rubbish', 'loo', 'get on', 'take the piss'

I'm aware that on here I'm talking to mostly Americans, so I write and speak in a more nondenominational way. Using specialised colloquialisms just causes unnecessary confusion. In /brit/ threads I speak closer to how I do in real life.

tl;dr know your audience and choose your words accordingly

It's definitely a heavier word here.
like fighting-word heavy

americans in general find the word intolerable. Fun fact: aussies only take offence to the word if its said aggressively by another aussie. I used to work with a girl from down under and she found it absolutely hilarious when any brit tried saying it with venom

if you really want to fluster a yank you call his truck a lorry

>tfw your country has a few hundred thousand inhabitants and but a few places/towns where people actually live
>tfw you can't say where you are from on Veeky Forums because they might figure out who you are

I have British senpai and they always say "brilliant" like it's the most diverse fucking adjective.
The weather is brilliant. The food is brilliant. Their trip to the States was brilliant.
Also I spat while walking through a parking lot and my British aunt damn near shat herself. Apparently that's frowned upon.

>British senpai
Goddamn it I meant family

MFW my girlfriends older brother heard me talk talking to my friends and I said "I like Bacon on my cunt, because I can take a bite and if she screams I know it wasn't the Bacon."

I'm a British Muslim and so is she...her parents want to kill me.

I heard it none stop at college a couple months ago. Haven't heard it in a while. Haven't been to nandos in a while either.

small town iceland, lad?

delet this

criss de tabarnak

It's entirely exaggerated and a bit stereotyped, like asking a Geordie from Newcastle why he doesn't say "WHY AYE,MAN!" all the time at the end of everything.

If you eat bacon, have pre-marital sex and post on Veeky Forums, to what extent are you a Muslim?

Do you even subscribe to the doctrine of Islam? Do you believe that Muhammad was Allah's messenger? Do you believe Allah is real?

Because how do you square any of this if you actually have faith in Islam?

Not trolling, I'm genuinely curious.

Aron?

I haven't had premarital sex and I only eat halal. Bacon was used ironically as a joke (her brother didn't know that).
I probably practice more than your average Muzz and my parents are strict.

It's currently Ramadan so fasting is tough.

Going to the Masjid later (mosque is incorrect and I refuse to use it.)

It's the exact same with Christianity, so many people are nominally Christian but don't observe 90% of the traditions or tenets. It's about being a part of a community

americans do spell it aluminum

only a handful of pussy americans care about it

your existence triggers me

WE VOTED LEAVE

Most women I've met care about it, but then again I guess all women are pussies

I voted remain and if you didn't then you're a bumbling baboon called Boris.
Or live in a deprived area and on under 30k.

>Apparently that's frowned upon
only if you're of the middle-class. Its perfectly acceptable for roadmen and other scumbag types

This is depressingly true

Its quite entertaining really, London has a enormous multicultural population and three quarters of us voted to remain. Shitheaps like bradford and other bum-fuck towns where they barely have to look at a brown person voted to leave because 'too many immigrants!'.

Honestly, the only reason people think multiculturalism has failed is because white people outside of urban centres are so unwilling to integrate.

At least your type will stop infesting America when Donald Trump is elected.

>Roadmen
Fuck those people.
Northface, ellesse and addidas should be banned in the U.K.

>Or live in a deprived area and on under 30k.
Yeah, people who live near immigrants and have experience with them are usually the ones who want to be rid of them.

I was educated at a shitty inner-city comprehensive with those types, but the majority of them were actually great. They were arseholes but they were hilarious to hang out with, their sense of humour is far superior to most middle-class people I know

I don't want to come to your shit country anyway.
user here has it to a t.
Thankfully I live in a multicultural city (Leicester) but even then there are racist areas.

Feel free to congratulate me on Jamie Vardi's long tropical dong.

This is true. But if they don't know who you are and you so much as look at them for more than a second they will start on you.
Me and my two friends also got rushed by some guys who thought we were looking at them on the way to college.

What did you study user?
I'm currently second year a level in maths phys chem and computing. (yes I'm doing 4)

I am a virgin NEET ascetic currently at stage IV of the Norwood Scale and an addict to hardcore pornography for the best part of ten years, and what I've noticed in my reading of hundreds of blog posts, reddit comments and message board discussions between women or at least frequented by women is that "slutty" women, aka women who are perceived to be very sexual and whose characters are associated with sex and eroticism tend to be relatively predictable and unadventurous in terms of open-mindedness when it comes to having sex and personal preferences associated with the act itself, largely, in my opinion, because their characters and perspectives are overwhelmingly the result of a culture which promotes the sexual experience while continuing to shame and ostrichsize those who may be perceived as "weird" or "obsessed" about something that is not conspicuously advertised as something one is allowed to be obsessed with, while those girls considered "shy" or "studious" etc tend to be extremely perverted, in terms of their appreciation of unconventional sexual acts, I mean I myself have viewed hundreds of amateur of videos wherein the female protagonists resembled the kind of girls that I mistakenly perhaps in retrospect identified as naive, innocent, childlike in their desire merely for romantic affection and so on during my four years in college (during which time I attracted but failed to ask out a single one of these girls, for reasons my psychologist and I have spent the past 1.5 years attempting to work out) but who were actually likely to be the exact kind of girls who enjoyed things like golden showers, analingus (given), "rape-play", daddy roleplay, choking, spitting, hitting, spanking and roleplay in which she was the "unwitting" victim and / or captor of a malevolent, aggressive, callous male using her body for to appease his sadistic ambitions.

If I'm brown but even my parents were born here am I still an immigrant. I also went to private school.

It was always territorial with the guys I didn't know. If you weren't repping the SW postcode you'd get the shit kicked out of you, so I was lucky in that regard.

English, music and maths for me. Currently studying lit in second year university.

Being a 18 year old with 3 girls under my belt(sex) and having had sexual relationships(sexting) with 6, I can confirm the this nigger is on the right lines.
I'd say the trend is about right but the PMCC(correlation) would be around 0.5. (not strong or weak.)
This one girl really came out of her shell after I introduced her to
Yeah, I have the rich suburb postcode(I'm not right though) so I didn't spend to much time in town.

What uni? I'm thinking Imperial myself.

... After I introduced her to sexual activities.
She was a Polish immigrant but you really couldn't tell, she was very smart.
She liked anime (only watched a couple myself) so I introduced her to /h/ and after a while /d/.
Worshipping cock in no time.

Can confirm, non-normie girls are crypto-degenerates.

w2find "shy" "studious" girls once you've completed uni?

I enjoyed reading this.

>white people need to integrate into their own country

I voted remain but I can understand anti-london sentiment

stop being facetious. If london is capable of rubbing shoulders with the rest of the world, why is it such a problem for people whose contact with foreigners is infrequent at most? I don't want to reduce the post-brexit landscape to a kind of aggressive tribalism, but it was precisely those small, white-majority towns which got us into this divided mess in the first place. Reports of hate crime has risen by 57% in the last few days. The majority of leave voters aren't racist, but 100% of the xenophobes who did vote leave now think that over half the country agrees with their sentiments. The result has only driven a wedge further between london and the rest of the country.

>implying there is a european country that wouldn't instantly improve if all of the brown people were deported

before brexit, and it's foolish to pin the responsibility on white towns.

Anti-immigration sentiment is heavy in poor areas, but just as hate crimes are caused by said sentiment, said sentiment has been caused by a lack of representation, a perceived attack on identity, and a failure of previous governments to integrate immigrants and foreign cultures.

It's precisely white towns which have been harmed by immigrant pedophile networks, immigrant criminals, and immigrant's attacking British culture. If a better job had been done by previous governments, then a lot of these divisions would not exist; you cannot blame the vagina for not getting wet for the unwanted cock -- if better foreplay had been done, the whole intercourse would have been better for both sides.

My cousin was ona bus in LA bantering with his travel partner, he called him a cunt and some angry lady turned around and started shouting at him

Reminds me of the Curb your enthusiam episode where Larry starts shouting Cunt casually at a dinner party and everyones jaws drop, one of them is so shocked they become quesy and have to leave

yanks saying wanker is so painful to my ears

And sacrifice a significant proportion of the labouring classes, as well as their noteworthy economic contribution? don't be daft, lad.

I actually agree that it was a failure on the government's part, but I'm not convinced that the responsibility lies with the government and the government alone to ensure a smooth integration. You could've done all the foreplay you wanted, but if that pussy doesn't like ethnic dick, then that dick is obviously going to be charged with rape.

That said, what, in your view, would've been better foreplay?