ITT: post black people food

Who doesn't like watermelons?

HAHA

got'em!!!

Soul food is the shit. Is there anything more comfy than southern cooking?

Watermelon is the worst fruit desu

This.

Not if you live someplace hot. Get a nice, cold watermelon on a hot day and share it with friends and family... Can't beat it.

Lmao this so much

Or I could just drink cold water.

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i wanna stick my dick in that

its soccermom food tho no black food

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Me.

I just recently tried one of these during a trip to the USA and it was good as fuck

Speaking as someone who actually has been in a relationship with a black girl, real soul food is fucking amazing and is like a totally different cuisine from the shit that usually passes as southern fare.

But not like Veeky Forums would understand that shit continue on with your memes.

Dank. as. fark.

Is that marshmallow cream?
I feel like that wouldn't be as bad if that was layered with other fillings and not just just.

underrated post

Southern french cooking.

We don't like that shit , Desdomona.

>and not just just
Whut?

Holy shit, this. My black co-worker goes ape over these.

Soup on a snowy day

youtube.com/watch?v=LItNFP7icUw

Nigger

stay salty

*berry

Take this opportunity to ask a black guy anything.

Its cheesecake. They just used rice crispy treats for crust instead of graham crackers.

I heard they use these as currency in prison

Do they have good wifi in prison?

>goes ape

Haven't pursued the opportunity to find out.

Roti is too damn good.

Why are blacks so scared of dogs?

Why do black males abandon their families so that 80% don't have a father in the picture?

youtube.com/watch?v=fdqHFXOfudo

>Why are blacks so scared of dogs?
I don't know. Some black people have an over exaggerated response to a lot of things.

>Why do black males abandon their families so that 80% don't have a father in the picture?

That meme rate is rising. 57.6% was the last highest I've seen.

>why
CDC stats dispute your claim.

>Why are blacks so scared of dogs?

Not that guy, but if you look at Nation of Islam stuff (which was very influential on rap culture, and hence, black culture), they constantly make whitey out to be an animalistic savage for his canine partnership. It's simple jealousy, if you ask me.

>Black people food
A.k.a "food that everyone finds super tasty but only non-blacks don't eat often because they know how unhealthy it is"

Also, contributing pic related.
Don't know if it really qualifies as "black people food", but I do know that black people go fucking crazy for these things. Rightfully so, since they're delicious, but god damn, black people run the restaurant out of flour the way they put these things away whenever they get the chance to eat at Red Lobster.

>Why are blacks so scared of dogs?

This is a thing?
Some black people probably don't trust large dogs because where they/their family comes from there may have been a lot of wild dogs around, they may also think dogs are really gross.

They have to be able to find the father to even comment on that survey. So yeah, I'd agree that black fathers that own up to having kids and see them have a higher chance of being involved... because so many don't even fucking see their kids ever.

>57.6% of black children, 31.2% of Hispanic children, and 20.7% of white children are living absent their biological fathers.
I bet if numbers were crunched on how many niglets are raised by grandparents, that would be abnormally high as well. Almost 2/3rds of black children not having a father in the picture is fucking pathetic.

Wrong. The true answer is because dogs were used in the south to run down escaped slaves, and that shit, to one degree or another is still used. We have more than a passing right to be scared of dogs.

You make me ashamed to be a nigger, you ignorant, blackass, Uncle Tom.

>Speaking as someone who actually has been in a relationship with a black girl

How's the AID's?

first, that's not cheesecake

second

>niggers making cheesecake

Funny thing. How many grandparents do you know that are white and 35 years old? Now, how many grandparents do you know that are black and 35, and proud of it? A bit of a discrepancy; I' m not sure who's winning. Apparently they get to have a lot more unprotected sex.

Yeah I sort of thought of that afterwards, I'm tired I've had a long day. Also I don't live in the USA.

It goes back to their bible. Quran? Shit I keep losing track of which middle-eastern religions align with which cultures.

Anyways, one of the classic stories was about some dude who was basically supposed to be the representative for humans when Angels came to visit. They'd only communicate and appear to him in his house, and they used him as an example of humanity.

One day they were like:
>Okay so dude, we've actually been testing your shit to see how cool and godly you are. We're gonna come back in a week, and if everything's looking good, we'll take all your people to heaven with us. So yeah, no art in your house unless it was made by/for/about god, no wild animals, no overgrowth of plants, sweep the goddamn floor, and pick up your toys
>Oh shit uh okay

So the dude threw out all his cool paintings and sculptures cause I guess god has very particular taste in art, he got all his crops looking spiffy, cleared some brush, shooed away the desert squirrels, swept the floor, and put away all his toys. IT LOOKED PERFECT.

Sure as shit, the angels came back a week later, just like they said. They took a good look around the place and everything checked out. They were right about to walk out the door with this dude and tell everyone to hop in the bus, when the guy's dog came trotting around the corner to see where everyone was going. The angels took one look at the dog and were like:
>Oh, is that uhhh... Oh. Oh, sorry, we didn't- Yeah, this isn't going to work. I mean, we told you the whole thing about animals, and... well, I mean god's got rules... point being, your people never get to come to heaven. Like, you were THIIIS close, but now you gotta scrape around in the mud with all the infidels. Sorry. We'll check back in never

So basically, the more religious Islamists (like there are any other kind) hate dogs, because dogs prevented the Islam people from becoming heavenly beings who live in heaven, and were thereafter associated with infidels.

why do black people love mcdonald's so much? I've never understood that

Anyway, before this thread is derailed, this shit is the best fucking amazing tasty food ever made by black people
I know it kinda looks like baby food on deflated smegma, but god damn, Ethiopian food is based.
one of the few cuisines in recent (like 6 years) memory that tasted totally foreign and unique
If you havent had it and dont live in a flyover town, do yourself a favor and check out a quality restaurant
Its one of those things you have to have proper before you can teach yourself how to make

This.

Also, drug dogs and house raids.
If police bring a dog to search your house (which happens often in black communities for obvious reasons), it WILL sniff out any form of drugs or drug paraphernalia. Even if you happen to completely innocent of the crime they suspect you of, and that dog finds a crumpled-up rolling paper under your fridge, you're already in cuffs with a knee in your back.

Cops use dogs for lots of things, and given the relationship lots of black people have with cops (demonizing police, getting caught for crimes, being the #1 suspects in any crime), they don't have a very fond mental image when it comes to dogs.

Also, since they tend not to have lots of money to buy pets, the only other time they usually see dogs are pit fighting dogs raised in ghetto backyards that will try to tear your face off the second they aren't in a chicken wire cage.

Well, when you're a horse and only other horses want to fuck you...

Those stats don't actually show the proportion of fathers involved with their children. What you posted just showed that the black guys who do stay with their children take good care of them. Here's a more relevant statistical block clutchmagonline.com/2015/10/study-claims-92-of-biracial-children-with-black-dads-are-born-out-of-wedlock/

Safer to bareback a horse than a black person, imo

>pit fighting dogs raised in ghetto

That is so true. For reasons I'm not going to disclose, I had to take my pet dog to a ghetto vet and 90% of the waiting room was filled with vicious pit bulls.

Having said that, there's nothing inherently mean about a pit bull, but when they're raised in horrible conditions for despicable "games," they become a terror.

>for reasons I'm not going to disclose
Cmon, were anonymous. Did you try to fuck your dog?

Pork neckbones and turkey necks aren't so bad.

It's the turkey tails you gotta watch out for.

>100g raw
>339 calories

fug that looks good

Black dude with a white girlfriend here. AMA

Do I sound white to you, mofo?

kek

> black people are afraid of dogs.
That is a new one. I get along with many dogs. My parents currently have three dogs. They don't like the white mailmen or pizza deliverymen.

Ethiopian food is so good, holy fuck.

>it's all self-reported data
>nevertheless demonstrates black fathers are half as likely to live with their kids as whites
>yet somehow more likely to speak with them or aid with homework
>maybe it's because white fathers spend more time working than blacks?
>(it may also be a contributing factor that whites need less outside assistance than blacks with homework)
>let's not ask about that or about employment status because it'll undermine our propaganda narrative
>cool study, bro

Are you into southern style type black person food? How would a white person go about trying things like this? What's good, senpai?

Yeah, a Yorkshire Terrier, but he was a tough sumabitch, you assfag; have you not read what I wrote?

White guy with a black wife here.

How do you look at other interracial couples like myself? Is it more of a fist bump thing, or are you somewhat upset that I'm taking another black girl off the market?

Me personally, I get along with both types of interracial couples, but I have a tough time watching porn with a black guy. It's usually a turn off for some reason, unless the girl is a literal goddess and the guy doesn't have a fucken up receding hairline

By that same logic, white dads are openly admitting more often that they are shitty parents.

In this case, being honest wouldn't make it any better.

You don't choose who you love. No form of interracial coupling bothers me.

Totally, and you can totally tell that from the number of whites ending up in prison for shooting someone over a pair of Jordans.
>hey wait that was another data set and criterion point completely ignored by that study (attachment to criminal justice system)

I feel ya. Maybe I'm just an asshole when it comes to porn preference.

That is irrelevant information.

It'd be a lot more fun to play football with you if you weren't changing goalposts

What's that in the middle? I'm surprised to see Ethiopian food that isn't mushy shit.

This has nothing to do with food (though so far this conversation doesn't seem to be focusing on food anymore.), but I thought it was funny how when my mother and her husband visited the USA my mom said that a lot of black guys looked pretty mad about them being together because her husband's white....but honestly I'm positive they were mostly mad because he's ugly.

Poverty.

>whether a child ends up in prison is not relevant to a study of parental investment and parochial quality
You're one of those people who is not only stupid, he's unaware that everyone around him knows he's fucking stupid, and has told him, yet he continues to labor under the delusion that he's not a fucking imbecile.

You sound like someone who tried to fuck a dog, and perhaps failed. So, no. Because white people don't fail at what they try to do, typically. Thus, you are apparently a black retard who failed at fucking a dog when trying to do so.

Niggernon here

Love honeybuns and oatmeal cream pies.

I fucking love honeybuns. Not so high on the ones with frosting on them though. They leave a weird, greasy feeling in my mouth after eating one.

kek

You seem like a voice of rationality in a thread that went horribly wrong.

Heh, thanks I guess?
By the looks of it, I think you might be right.

That looks exactly like something a white person in middle america would make

This user's completely right.
But what kind of "cake" is this even supposed to be?

With the fluff, obviously a rice krispie treat cake.

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>black friend tells me of the times he used to get in trouble for eating a whole tub of Kool aid powder
As I see there are blackanons here, how common is this?

What's in the upper right? Some sort of potato pancake?

>Yfw down south Kool-aid

That shit will change your life.

>Not purple drink

Are you even trying?

they think its someone yelling at them to get a job