Mangoes are fucking gross. I loves my fruit, and this morning I went to one of my favourite shops thinking mmm ill make a banana and blueberry smoothie for breakfast. They had these big ass mangoes so I thought, yo, mango smoothie could be good. Cost me 8 fucking dollars.
I was getting real excited thinking about my smoothie and rubbed my crotch against a little girls head as I walked past her (I live in Japan where such behaviour is not only legal but encouraged)
Anyway I get home, make my smoothie and it's fucking DISGUSTING. What a fucking rip. Waste of a carton of milk and some blueberries too.
Why are mangoes so such shit tier fruit?
Also lets discuss fruit, I love it. What is your favourite? I think mine would have to be pink grapefruit, love them shits.
Leo Rodriguez
2.4/10
you tried
Tyler Ross
If you aren't going to post about mangoes or other fruit, then don't post.
Henry Lee
m8 never buy those shitty big ones you want the small yellow ones those are god tier never buy these shitty ones that are pic related
Jonathan Ward
I have never purchased a good mango from a grocery store. They are always picked too soon and they tend to be hard, fibrous and bland even when you ripen them.
But I grew up in the shithole know as Florida and the free mangos people would give away are amazing. It's one the sweetest and most delicious fruits there is when they are allowed to ripen properly
Benjamin Cox
>It's one the sweetest and most delicious fruits there is when they are allowed to ripen properly this i spent a lot of summers in mexico when i was young and we would always buy mangos from fruit stands the best fruit imo
Isaac Fisher
Yep. Mangos are the worst.
Benjamin White
The problem with mangoes (well most all fruit really) is that the best tasting ones don't look that great while the big, firm, smooth looking ones are shit.
I'm sorry that OP had a bad experience. Mangoes are GOAT fruit. Delicious just on their own, in salads, desserts, smoothies, juices, ice cream, even in savoury dishes as a salsa or chutney. The only area I'd deduct points is their ease of eating, you need to take a knife to them before you can enjoy the sweet goodness.
Robert Perry
mango can sometimes be hit and miss depending on variety and how shit you are at picking bad ones. avoid turpentine mango as they can have a bad aftertaste (i.e. taste like chemical turpentine). look at mexican varieties
Robert Wilson
I guess one day I will give mangoes another shot, fruit is very hit and miss where I live and even with the usual stuff like oranges and grapefruits one day they can be juicy an sweet and the next they'll be dry and bland.
I do remember having a mango a couple of years ago and although I wouldnt say it was amazing it certainly wasn't unpleasant.
Do people keep fruit in the fridge? I do, it's so much better when it's cold.
Jaxon Hall
>putting milk in your smoothie instead of orange juice
Enjoy your phlegm
Eli Rodriguez
Correction: those mangos are gross. And hardly ever ripen properly in stores.
I guarantee if you had a yellow ataulfo you would love it. knows.
Carson Robinson
>Orange juice.
I've never thought of such. Can anyone confirm if delicious? Just bought a new blender and I'm ready to get fucked up on smoothies.
Lucas Bailey
This is what is left of the offending article
Camden Thomas
Mangoes aren't in season you cunt
Cameron Evans
What the fuck is that mug?
Cameron Peterson
Holy shit you picked the greenest mango possible AND you even put the middle of it in! Look up how to cut a mango, Jesus christ
Landon Barnes
it's a titty, son. maybe one day you'll see one IRL
Asher Bell
??? This barely looks like a mango. What variety is it? Maybe it's unripe, or one of those savoury fruits.
Lincoln Jackson
OH YOU PUT THE FUCKING SEED IN YOUR SMOOTHIE? YOU FUCKWIT WHAT THE FUCK.
Dylan Myers
Either you're retarded or you're not even trying to bait anymore.
Evan Thompson
>mango with milk
Don't do this my nigga, that shit's poison. My cousin knew a boy who died from eating an entire mango and then drinking two big glasses of milk. Thought everyone knew about this.
Julian Nelson
This has to be one of those "Jokes on you, I was only pretending to be retarded" threads.
Evan Anderson
Obviously I didn't put the seed in.
It's all I had to choose from. I'm not the kind of person to wait. Saw a mango, took it, it was shitty. Also just because it's green doesn't mean it's not ripe.
Hunter Hughes
Anyone feel like Papaya is underrated? I love me some papaya, probably not my favorite fruit but it's up there. nobody ever seems to mention it.
Noah Cooper
It's the fruit of the gods Nigga
Joshua Russell
No, you twat. That's definitely unripe as fuck. Look how fucking white the flesh are. Ripe mango should look darker like a bruised fruit. Also you fucked it by cutting it horizontally THROUGH the fucking seed pod. You're supposed to cut it around it. May almighty Gordon Ramsay have mercy on your fucking soul.
Liam Long
Sorry bro I forgot to use my xray vision to see how white the flesh was before I cut it.
What difference does it make if I cut through or around the seed? Does it release poison gas or something?
Leo Lee
aaah, it is a retard thread
Owen Gonzalez
If you have nothing to contribute then don't post cunt
Jeremiah Diaz
Says the guy posting completely unrelated animu on a food and cooking board. Neck yourself, weeb.
Hudson Mitchell
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Jason Peterson
With mangos it does
Matthew Flores
>WAAAAH WAAAAH STOP POSTING ANIMES ON Veeky Forums WAAAAH uh oh I posted an anime your day is ruined
Lucas Murphy
If you are in the states, only look for Mexican grown mangoes. I've tried Brazilian mangoes a couple times and even Fully ripe they are fibrous and not too sweet. I'm assuming low transit time allows the Mexican growers to let them vine ripen a little longer than say a mango shipped from another continent
Tyler Adams
>I was getting real excited thinking about my smoothie and rubbed my crotch against a little girls head as I walked past her (I live in Japan where such behaviour is not only legal but encouraged) What a stupid addition, totally ruined the shitpost.
Isaiah Collins
How do Europeans eat marketplace mango? My family has fields of mango, we export to Yurop and Canada. Any mango that is older than a week after being picked is inedible for me, and a mango that wasn't kept in the fridge is inedible after one day.
Eli Collins
I stated in the OP that I live in Japan, so no I am not in the states.
It's not a shit post cunt, am I not allowed to dislike mangoes?
Dylan Collins
Fresh fruit in Japan is retardedly expensive but if you really want a good mango you need to get the smaller yellow ones. The big red/green variety has inferior texture, flavor, flesh to pit ratio, and doesn't ripen well once picked.
When selecting the mango, it should be a little soft and smell sweet near the stem area.