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I have one dollar and 30 cents to last me until thanksgiving. What the hell do I even buy I'm lost Veeky Forums

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Dumpster diving.

Some dirt to cover yourself with

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>A quid and 30 to your name until turkey day

You gon die

OK faggots I have my will to live give some actually suggestions

Suck start a shotgun.

find odd jobs on craigslist

beg

sell something

Steal a bottle of everclear and drink yourself to death

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT TO BUY NOT WHERE TO GET A FUCKING JOB

FUCK OFF

find another 50 cents by walking along the ground grabbing change or begging and get this

you can live

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better consider gnawing off one of your hands and eating it OP

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come here and suck my dick and you can live off the protein you fucking stupid bitch

Hug a hand grenade.

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>but bottle of hydrogen peroxide
>walk to nearest truck stop
>suck dick for left over chicken fried pork steak for loose change
>kys

Of course all the other threads that I've seen like this had decent suggestions but this one gets nothing but shit. I get my time frame is a little longer than some but fuck all you shitlosters for trying to get me to starve

Go down to your train yard. Find the local anarchist group. Offer to ride trains with them. In the middle of the night, slit their throat with a piece of broken glass. Pull their body off quickly when you stop. Make a fire. Eat them.

>around 5.2 cents a day for a month

I'd start sucking dicks straight away, son.

one dollar and fifty cents is not enough to feed a person for more than two days at most hope that helps

getting money should be your concern

Alright guys I was thinking about what to buy and I've narrowed it down to either a half gallon of milk or a bag of baby carrots. I'm not really a cook or a frequenter of /for/ so any better altrrnatives are BEGGED FOR YOU CUNTS

Buy a McChicken, it's the best fast food sandwich.

If you live in Seattle, I'll help you out. If not...go to a food bank or something.

Alright I think I'm going to go to a bunch of fast food places and steal as many sauce packets as I can. I'll buy as much rice as I can and use the sauces for flavoring. I'm actually feeling pretty confident right now about my situation. You fags have any other genius suggestions before I leave in the morning?

go to a location where they feed bums such as yourself

That's not a mcchiken u fuk

Buy a knife and either kill yourself or stab some cunts and steal their shit.

That will teach you NEET..

you think that's bad i have a 250 word essay due on december 12th

Op, try food banks, and asking close friends for free stuff they don't want, IF AT ALL POSSIBLE, try and get a fishing license, and very basic gear, you can even trap crawfish if you have clean water where you're at. Seriously though, consider fishing for stuff, you can make a trap with an empty jug, rocks duct tape and string, just look it up, good luck buddy

Find places that have food drives. Visit a shelter if you have to.

If you have to go strictly on 1.30... fuck, lentils? I don't know.

You cant live a month on 1.30 without some assistance negro.

What subject? I'd be happy to write it for you then you can just copy and paste it from Veeky Forums.

all of these posters are right

you can't live off of a dollar for a month
get some money or some other assistance

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Me on the left

Cancel your internet and kill yourself asap

You either need to beg, complete surveys for different fast food places, go to a survey site and complete surveys for money, be a mystery shopper, go to bakeries after they close and raid the garbage, go to dunkin donuts right before they close and grovel for a free donut, etc.

lmao

You know at least one person you can get a lend of 5 bucks from.

But if not, look up dumpster diving. It's a thing.
Seriously. Sealed plastic containers full of slightly stale bread, perfectly good vegetables, peanuts, etc.

Scavenging:
Nettle soup.
Dandelion tea.
If you're near the sea, you can snag some crabs and shellfish that may or may not give you diarrhea.

Steal sugar from restaurants and cafes while you pretend to read the menu.

Don't buy milk. Low bang for buck, nutritionwise. Drink tapwater and buy eggs or beans or something.

Also, look into stealing from Walmart or other places with exploitable self-checkout systems.

Go into supermarkets and eat some grapes. They won't stop you.

>so shit at life he has 1.30 to his name

>has pissed off everyone he knows, including family and friends to the extent that getting a loan isn't possible

>gets angry at people quite rightly seeing this as ludicrous

I honestly think you may as well kill yourself, you don't seem to have any redeeming features.

Ignore this low life scumbag.

Never steal.

Never.

An hero

t. walmart manager

I fucking wish. Walmart managers make six figures.

Where was property in the stone age?
Property is just what happens when someone else gets their foot in the door before you. It's not sacred. If your life is at stake, brown-nosing people who were one step quicker is even more ridiculous than usual.
To be a martyr to Walmart's property rights, what a distinction. Maybe they'll give him a statue.

If you think that's bad, I have a 25 word essay due in with my parents by Christmas on what I've done this year to deserve presents from Santa. Where do I even start?

gtfo communist

I bought a pound and a half of rice boys, we're in the money. I'm gonna try and take my neighbors dog tonight so that theyll post a reward, that should be plenty of money to eat like a king. Any other suggestions that might be safer are welcome cus im a little worried about getting caught.

A pound and a half of rice actually seems like a lot to me, ive never bought rice before but i feel like i could stretch this out to last me a moth if i have to

Seriously? Why can't you get a job for a day? Grab a rake and go door to door asking if they want you to rake their leaves up for $10.

Food banks. Swallow your pride and just do it OP.

Try and sell plasma for a quick $30-$50

I only have $50,000 in my bank account to last until next Friday. Don't know how I'll make it 2bh

Steal tp!

Are you actually fucking retarded?

I don't want to get an actual job or go eat with poor people

the rice was actually pretty filling, ate about a pound of it. I think im going to be alright until turkey day since im not even hungry right now.

Any way i can make money without working? the dog idea seems pretty good to me since people usually offer a lot of money for their dogs.

nigger you're a poor person if you only have $1.30 until thanksgiving

is stupid enough to respond to this bait

I would find this funny too if I didn't have 20 euros to spend for the next 2 weeks.

Rent is paid and I qualify for free food at uni (thank god), but I can barely afford toilet paper and maybe a bus ticket. I even have to postpone getting a haircut, and I already look like a hobo. I hate my life.

Do you have charity food dispensaries where you live? Some charities provide meals daily, you might have to pray or wear beads or vow to have a curcumcision to be eligible. Stealing is another option, you will get caught by TG though probably. There is foraging and poaching but that's not recommended unless you are in absolute wilderness and even then you'll need to know what you're about in case you poison yourself or are shot for tresspass. Maybe apply for a loan, some authorities give payments to tide desperare people over. Can you break into someone's house and grab some food? Maybe a local farm could exchange food for labour.

It's fun to play along and insult people, user.

OP's post from a month ago:

I have 151 dollars and 30 cents to last me until thanksgiving. What are your recommendations for the current Steam sale, /v/?

Property in the stone age was stones. What's your point?

ration yourself to eat only 500 grains your first night. Count them out, it needs to be fairly close to 500.

water fast. it's good for you. heals you. this is the perfect opportunity.

This persona you've created is the shittiest person I've ever met on Veeky Forums (except for /r9k/)

it's a dollar 30 to last you until thanksgiving you sperg. don't blame us for your garbage situation, you literally can't stretch a dollar like that. Anons have already given you you're only options, beg, get a job, or get some government asssistanc

Stare at the sun. it's a more pure source of energy then food. Buy a pint of buttermilk if you can with your money.

A dollar and 30. Shit jesus fucking christ. Borrow 5 bucks from your parents or something? Fucking hell. even of this is bait jesus.
Go to some places that drunk people go to on friday and saturday night. Maybe some of them droped some money on the floor. Cheeck the bathrooms and stuff

Is there a casino near where you live? I knew a guy that made 10-20 bucks an hour just wandering the slot areas and collecting the money when old alzheimer loonies forgot they were playing slots and just walked away. He also drank the dregs from leftover drinks, but that's for another thread.

Protip: be clean and look normal.

ye can't buy shit with a buck 30 hombre

even a slightly bigger candy bar'll run you two greenbacks

Not sure if trolling, so if you are, good work.

As everyone else already said, $1.50 can't be stretched anywhere near that far. You either need to get more money or get food via some other means (food bank, dumpster dive, etc..).

At bars with a trough style urinals, most drunk people will throw a dollar or two in them then pee on them, just to see if the dollar is gone by the next time they have to use the bathroom.

Recycle some bottles and try to scrape together 5 bucks. Buy some rice and beans. You can also steal. Go to a restaurant that has a patio and observe until you see women/fat people. Wait for their main course to come and before they take a bite just lean over the rail, grab it and yell "IT'S MINE MOTHERFUCKER" and run while stuffing your face. It's not like they will call the cops over a $10 burger cops got bigger problems.

>go to your local bakery and ask for all the stuff they throw out and if they say no, catch them slipping at night behind the bakery and take whats freshly thrown out.

Do you have a mum dad or sister or brother maybe an aunt uncle grandparent or friend? They might help.

Wow, that'll really make me think the next time I see an american holding their money in their mouth while fishing around for something in their pockets with both hands. I see that shit all the time, especially at restaurants and grocery stores.

Like that's any different from you sucking cock at a glory hole.

I'm in the same boat but I have a birthday coming up next week so I'll be collecting food from my own families party to eat, and I'll grab some supplies while down there but basically I'll be depriving some of the fat fucks in my house (poor as fuck but theres two obesities there)

I have to live until next week thursday, and then I have to make supplies last until thanksgiving (poor uni student)

Today I got free cup noodles from this small coffee shop because they had too many and a free apple cider, pretty nice meal for the day

any diving advice?

HOLY SHIT I DID IT BOYS. I HAVE THE DOGGO.

When I opened the door some fucking siren went off. I knew she wouldn't be home but I had no idea she had an alarm system. I took some dog treats from her cabinet and got the dog to follow me out.

How long should I wait for her to post a reward, I'm worried she may not even try to find her.

Cute dog tho, beagle terrier mix, may post a pic but I'm worried it could somehow be traced to me

post its paw at least

>Stare at the sun

what do you see

Alright I really didn't think this through. The dog might be fine for 2 days or so but I'm gonna have to feed it eventually. I don't wanna sacrifice precious rice grains on this little shit.

Will post pic of doggo tomorrow, going to sleep. Please leave suggestions for my situation cus so far you guys have been fags except for a couple posters.

>Stealing a dog to get reward money
You deserve to starve to death.
You could sit on the side of a road with a "pls halb me :DDD" sign and get enough money for a weeks worth of potatoes in the span of two hours.

I read a story about two attorneys who would take the Summer off in order to beg on the side of the road down in Fort Lauderdale. They made about $50k during the season.

Giveing the way OP is Acting. This is bait.

Here's the dog, Im honestly not sure if she's even came home since I took it. If I had a dog go missing I would ask like everyone but she hasn't come by yet.

Down to ~2 cups of rice, gave some to the dog because I don't want it dying before I get the money. Although if she fails to post a reward I suppose I could just eat the dog? Can't be the worst thing in the world.

If you think this is bait then kindly take ur free bumps and FUCK OFF

It is bait tho. Also people usually don't offer rewards for lost dogs for days after they are lost. You and the dog are going to starve to death

Naan Bread and cheap energy drinks.

coins contain copper which is anti-bacterial, germs can only survive for a few hours at most.

soon as that dog gets hungry it's going to bark its fucking head off, enjoy jail OP

Its bait. Cry me a river

I said I would eat the dog if things went south u illiterate cunts. She still hasn't come by but I'm pretty sure she'll post a reward soon.

I went out into a parking lot looking for some change and found $2.43, please give SERIOUS suggestions although I would prefer if they weren't rice because I already had like a pound of it.

See

I thought thanksgiving was like... a month ago or something. man american holidays are a mess

buy more rice

Listen too this guy OP.

You'll find Jean ValJean one day. No one is above the law, not even yourself Javert.

This. But don't touch the brains, and try to only eat the healthiest among them.