Never have I ever, Veeky Forums edition

Never have I ever read something at the same time as someone else so as to discuss the work with them (things for school not included).

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Never have I ever vomited in my mates sink cause drunk af

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never have i ever read a book

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are we all this autistic?

Never have I ever got a papercut at the tip of my penis.

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I've done this too many times desu

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Never have I ever cried from reading a book.

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Lost.

Never have I forced a kitten to touch my penis.

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I dunno if it should count, though. It was some real shitty YA whodunnit I only read because it was literally the only book I had access to at the time and my options were read that, watch whatever shit was on the Sci-fi channel, or sit and stare at the wall/lay down stare at the ceiling.

Never have I ever went online to buy a particular book, only to buy a few months worth

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only here and only implicitly

I'm curious, which book brought you guys to tears?

Twice during In Search of Lost Time.

deathly hallows (I was thirteen)
of mice and men
animal farm

For me it was, The Things They Carried and
The Grapes of Wrath.

In a Strange Room
Johnno

They're both very sad and very gay, Johnno especially since it's practically autobiographical and set in the same city I'm in

Brothers Karamazov
The Illiad

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Never have I ever read a whole book in one sitting (plays or short stories don't count)

lost and lost my dick, too. :/

lost (ivan ilyich on a train ride)

yes but it doesn't count because i was only lying to a cute girl

lost, Harry Potter, all of them.

Lost, I never read more than 30 pages of 1984

Lost, read it one and a half times, and made 4 friends read it.

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Lost, read IJ at the same time as a friend

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Lost, Aniara

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Lost many times, most recent being the first Hunger Games book.

I'm not very good at this game, but never have I ever been ashamed at my reading habits.

Never have I ever held the pages of a book open with one hand and jerked it with the other to a sex scene.

Would you count mates bathtub?

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1984

dorm room sink?

Never have I ever cringed at this post

Lolita

look at this pleb :^)

Never have I ever been shot down by a girl
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>tfw Socrates gets sentenced in the apology

So many lies in one thread.

Never have I ever kissed a girl

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closest I got to this was 100 years of solitude

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Never have I ever bought the movie edition of a book.

Never have I ever read a book because of pressure from people in the Internet.

wew big man

Never have I ever read a plot summary when I got confused

Lost

Lost many times

I act like a negro when he hears a filthy bass drop when I read a good aphorism.

Never have I ever changed my opinion of a book after reading a negative review.

Never have I ever read a book to impress a grill.

>Never have I ever pretended to read a book that I had not actually read.
Veeky Forums would not exist otherwise

Lost. I know I've done this at least a few times over the years, the only ones I can remember off the top of my head are One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, Of Mice and Men, and, most recently, Vonnegut's Timequake (during an acid trip).

who gives a shit about this

Animal Farm? Couldn't care less whether Broker (can't even remember his name) died. It is too poorly written and too poorly executed to empathise with anyone at all.

It was more like crying about the failure of communism, by proxy, than the book itself. I just want to live in a worker's paradise dammit.

dw famalam, that's the failure of Marxism-Leninism, not the failure of Anarcho-Communism