Top 3 drunk foods

So, cooks, what is your GOAT food when you are drunk?
Mine is, in no particular order:
- sloppy burger from any chain fast food ;McCrap is fav, I have to admit
- kebab from local turkish peddlers
- nachos with chili con carne and jalapenos and sour cream and guacamole and salsa

Reason why I ask is I wan't to put something new on night meny at place I work but my ideas are not very creative because my drunk taste is pretty basic.

Pic unrelated, just some porchetta I did when I was working in Italy.

A pigslug, huh? Looks tasty.

Pizza
Taco bell
Lay's smothered in Frank's hot sauce
In no particular order.

Actually replace taco bell with bratwurst with sauerkraut.

now we're talking, thats a cool idea
it is heavenly tasty my man, gotta make soon bcs I haven't made it for almost 2 years desu

Chicken parmo

some 'za and more alcohol

poutine
schnitzel
cordon bleu

>anything from cookout
>kebab
>goulash

agree kebab is the best option

Tastes so good~~

Heavily spiced fried rice with either canned tuna or mackerel. Ingredients that every pantry should have and the exact thing you need drunk

Burrito con carne

That would look like a cool monster for a horror movie or a game.
>dark long hallway
>dim flickering lights
>feint squealing and a slithering sound
>wet slithering sound intensifies
>pig snorting sniffing sound
>SQUEEE
>bites at your ankles and slithers around
>wounds easily infected.

8/10 would still eat tho

Jesus, I've never seen a snake like this before Do you know what the name of the species is? I can't really recall any snakes I know of that have ears. Thanks for sharing this photo

OP here. Just consider this, that is a baby specimen of the species, you should see it when it grows up.

FOR ME

mcfish

AB or HSP for the faggots to the east.
Curry
KFC always does it for me when I'm sloshed as well.

There used to be this bar near by that would charcoal grill the shit out of a bunch of frozen patties and they were like $4 for a buger but so fucking worth it when you're blitzed

IT IS

Soft tacos are probably my personal favorite. Nice and savory, a little spice, plus super easy to eat. Just shove a food tube in your mouth. It's perfect.

1. Tuna melt with dill pickle on the side.
2. Bean and cheese burrito with hot sauce
3. Chicken tikka masala

If there is room in my stomach that means there is room for more beer. Why waste that space with food?

Oh man get a load of this BADASS

protip: induce vomiting to make room for more beer

You don't even know, man. You don't even know.

pizza by the slice
taco from taco truck
street meat gyro

but I live in a big city not sure if you flyovers have access to this stuff.

When visiting the phillipines I had whole fried quail eggs and fried chicken intestines, both were amazing.

>cordon bleu

you like to eat blue ribbons?

hard to beat chili dog, or good chili cheese fries

Good lookin out. I'd buy you a beer at Lafayettes.

You can try to cook as much as you want for these slobs. When it's all said and done, whoever brings in the pizza is king.

Obviously anything bought tastes better than anything you make when you're drunk
And waking up to take out boxes is better than a shirt covered in pizza sauce when you know for a fact you don't have pizza in the house

But a home made drunk quesadilla with sriracha is the ultimate drunchies

aina loco
spicy ahi poke bowl
costco polish dog with mustard and onions

Hash browns, Lil Smokies sausages (beef), cheese, egg, salt, pepper, garlic, onion, cayenne, chili powder

I make this any time we have people over and there's lots of alcohol.

>cook out
my nigga

If I know I'm going to be drinking, I'll pre make like 6 PB&J sandwiches on a paper plate, throw some saran wrap over it and leave it on the counter for when I get home.

literally the gayest post i've ever seen on Veeky Forums

Aaahahaha

Hot Hamburger with cheese and grilled onions
Smoked Pork Ribs
Barbecue Chicken Pizza

Greasy street food in general.

Best I had was a menudo and some mexican granny waddled up and offered me a heaping spoonfull of chinese chile oil for it. Fucking amazing.