I'm a vegan but I hate fruits and vegetables.
What food should I eat?
I'm a vegan but I hate fruits and vegetables
Eat a bullet.
meat
legumes and multivitamins
cocks
>legumes
I hate those too
then eat peanutbutter with bread, chug almond milk and drink multivitamins
I'm alergic to peanuts and almond milk is kinda gross
I will eat vitamins tho
Ask your mum to breastfead you. It is vegan friendly and will give you all the essential nutrients.
I'm sure she will understand.
then reconsider being a vegan
Could you eat a cyanide tablet?
not sure if it's vegan
>I'm a vegan
>I hate fruits, vegetables, legumes, peanuts, almond milk
Dude, Veeky Forums has enough bad trolls. Why waste the time? Fuck off.
Cyanide.
Arsenic.
Anything that can kill you slowly over time.
eat fruits and vegetables and be sad, it will distract you from being lonely
Beer, bread and yeast spread
I have the same problem as the OP. If I had a cyanide tablet I would swallow it.
salt is all you have left. maybe you dont mind killing mushrooms, they are like sedentary animals. dont they deserve to die for that? clone your own muscle tissue in a vat, eat that. you can give consent to eat yourself. or just eat human semen
veganism is an unsustainable religious belief. you are an animal. eat lower on the food chain, try to reduce suffering, and stop being a pussy.
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