This isn't the coolest thing since sliced bread, but it's close

This isn't the coolest thing since sliced bread, but it's close.
Weird food innovations.

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WEEBS

The egg thing is pretty cool though

Yeah ill agree with you there

same

Dirty, overly processed shite, mate.

Ugg... another foreigner

>foreigner
That's kind of a relative term on a global network.

I'm pretty sure you get my drift.

I 100% would just eat bites off the stick with a little salt for a drunk snack.

That's fucking awesome.

Reckon I could get that from the asian stores in Sydney?

You and I would get along.

I doubt there was one m8

In which world was sliced bread an innovation?

Hopefully the world you're living in.

I reckon yes.

Slide over.

This is a phrase used in the southern United States. Pickup trucks have bench seats. When a dominate male begins to occupy the vehicle while a lesser male is behind the steering wheel, the dominate male tells him to "slide over" in order to allow him to operate the vehicle.

It has become a common phrase in the southern U.S. to mean someone is taking control of a situation.

Thanks for telling me

I might try it if it was a japanese creation.

No way would I eat Chinese cancer experiments they sell to the public in China.

where did they get an egg that long

how the fucc

Special chickens.

Did they just eat loafs before?

they tore it with their hands like god damn animals

Most animals don't even have hands you idiot

Smh smfh

I use them in catering since mid 90's... ( in europe)
Would be interesting to know who invented them... Not sure that the japanese were the first onces

Gayest shit I ever read

we are all animals....

Some more than others.

I think it was the Germans, due to their burning desire to have a more ordered and efficient plate of boiled egg slices. youtube.com/watch?v=ZYz2DLN9uik

Wait, apparently that's in Denmark. I just assumed he was speaking German.

man, i bet that factory smells awful

youtube.com/watch?v=adufmEaCzjs

It's in german, but you'll get the gist.

how the hell could they stretch an egg so far?

Can't go wrong with a classic.

sliced bread was a mistake

fascinating video

keep talking all fancy and shit and we might just drag your faggot ass behind this truck, sissy

Underated

Really feels like one of those inventions that no one needs.

I have an idea for a meat like this, it's long and tubular. I call it the meattube pls don't steal

The thought of biting into one of those almost makes me gag.

mayo and salt for me bros

Ah, good oldschool childrens TV, where it was no problem when the adult was having a beer.

But according to this, is wrong. It apparently was done way early by some primitives on the solomon islands.

Remove the chocolate chips and sounds pretty good

do you mean a sausage

Remove the chocolate chips, dip in maple syrup (not the sugar filled stuff)

Why has mayo never occured to me on a boiled egg

what??? fish cakes are bomb

What tha heck are those?

Naruto manga.

>I just assumed he was speaking German.

He is.

Some kind of fish cake, I think?

>Really feels like one of those inventions that no one needs.

Sure but at the same time there are people paying for it. I'm sure they'd rather keep their money if they could make do without.

Anyone who wants to make a presentation of food with visible egg slices would have a much easier time with it.

Had so much of these in high school that I feel sick looking at one

Thats the terrifying part of when animals eat bread. They use the severed hands of the human they stole it from to cut it.

Wait, aren't those the cheese stuffed fish things?

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that's what it's called

egg on egg

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S-sorry, user...

LOL

for me, it is the mcchicken. The best fast food sandwich.

Underated

Thanks, I find the languages from that group of countries hard to discern.

armin maiwald is a god

Please tell me this comes from a ad for this product.

Imagine you're watching TV and you just see this, with quiet nature sounds. Then the words "All natural." fade in, followed by the product name. That's it. Perfect ad.

wtf.. how is that shit done?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZYz2DLN9uik

informative video!

It's fish cake. It has a very chewy texture and is mainly used for decoration in ramen or inspiring the design of shounen anime protagonists.

that was informative, thank you

My sides

yo you can type baka now with out it turning to baka?

試しポスト

Chek'd
I'd pickle that shit

>Thanks, I find the languages from that group of countries hard to discern.

It also doesn't help that it's a German dude visiting Denmark so if you're going from visual clues, there are Danish flags and a Danish city name in the video. A completely understandable mistake if you don't speak the languages.

lol who would fucking make such a machine!? seriously, industry is the product of imagination turned sick.

Op here. I worked in many kitchens, either semi posh, or industrial (catering for airlines). Never seen those egg sausages. I love the idea though.

no, baka

I'd like to pickle you if you catch my meaning

That outfit looks stupid and makes her ass look really weird.

In normal attire she's probably fairly attractive.

>Op here. I worked in many kitchens, either semi posh, or industrial (catering for airlines). Never seen those egg sausages. I love the idea though.


"The Danish SANOVO 6-32 machine (aka "the long egg machine" was invented in 1974 to produce egg pieces that are about almost 8 inches long.

so... in which shitty 3rd world country you work that you don´t have long eggs there? i mean "inveted 1974..." it´s a long time to cross the ocean

You're welcome, rest of the world.

Yeah. (Jeg er op og dansk, har aldrig set dem, ...igen.. bare jeg havde, lol) right

nope, she still has a long torso and ham thighs while wearing normal clothes, luckily for her that tends to be an asian body type, so i don't think she notices how gross she actually looks because she surrounds herself with weebs

True story-
When I enrolled in the military and did boot camp, the food obviously sucked. we had hard boiled eggs once (shell on). I took one egg, took off the shell, and turned out the egg didn't even have a yolk in it.
Never ate another egg there.

Anyone have the picture of the creampie pussy japanese cake thingys?

Never mind. I found it.

I just can't believe a team of engineers and marketeers sat together to bring this atrocity to life.
What a world we live in.

What is it with Singapore Airlines? I died for them.

>he doesn't like burgers that taste of car exhaust
pleb

What about them?

They are stunningly beautiful, you gotta see yourself.

but then who post?

I want to lick all their faces

>I will never be a prince who has a harem of women like this to bathe him

Its a mystery, really, it is.