Alternative Evolutionary Hypotheses

Anyone here have a favorite? Mine would probably have to be the Aquatic Ape hypothesis, but the "Dawn Man" hypothesis is a close second.

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The stoned ape theory

>The stoned ape theory
As an avid mushrooms user, I'm all for this.

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That one is funny - it's even more funny, that it was proven recently that psilocybin adds neuronal mass to the brain, extensive use would force the monkey to have a bigger - at first useless brain that would in time adapt to become useful.

Source?

nice try stoner. its a well known fact that it infact kills braincells causes short term memory loss, impairs critical thinking, depletes dopamine and serotonin receptors, etc...

[citation needed]

Sure. right after this one :

Well, I'm waiting on that one as well.

I never in my life ever done LSD or shrooms, nice try kid.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23727882

Scientific method said otherwise, you just told us how you feel about it, not what reality is.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_primate_hypothesis

"Injection of [psylocybin] resulted in significant dose-dependent decreases in number of newborn neurons in hippocampus."
Lower doses 'tended' to an increase, while higher doses showed a significant decrease.

This seems somewhat reasonable, though I see why it was rejected.

Bat-people documentary when?

the stoned water ape theory :~)

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aliens

nice try, shill

>muh degenerate druggos

ape*

I mean, to be fair, basing your knowledge only on phenotype and location giant bats' heads look like those of lemurs.