A girl walks into your house with a pizza. She says she's your assistant. What do?

A girl walks into your house with a pizza. She says she's your assistant. What do?

Tell her to get the fuck out
I live in a studio apartment I don't need some bitch fouling the place up

Unzip penis, dick her down while eating delicious 'go 'za

Creampie.

Unzip my dick and fugg

My assistant? You're not getting paid, but you better assist me on reaching orgasm you whore.

Now assist me eat this shitty pizza you brought before I have to beat you.

Fuck bike, eat girl, sell pizza.

Ask her if she could stuff the whole thing down my pants.

What topping does the pizza have?
Do I have to pay the assistant or did the government assign her?

Tell her to come back with a warrant.

Date her desu

CAN WE FUCKING DISABLE THE DESU WORD FILTER GOD DAMN IT IT'S BEEN 10 MONTHS

Niggerspeak should be discouraged, the word filter should stay.
Go to Twitter if you want to talk like Twitter.

As soon as people stop niggerspeaking, sure

Zozzle

I had a pretty unpleasant experience today where my pizza arrived half an hour early and I was on the shitter.

I heard the knock at the door and scrambled to pinch it off, wipe, buckle back up and wash my hands. And some point around the buckling the fucking pizza guy opens my front door and walks into the house, approaching my bedroom.

The whole thing made me uncomfortable.

Fuck pizza, eat bike, sell girl.

baka senpai

blast her with piss

Call the police, hopefully before the deranged lunatic tries to "assist" me by removing my vital organs with a pizza cutter.

A girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face.

Do you get sprung?

Make her some sweet sundae ramen.