Watching comfy food videos to pass the time

Oh and OP, you know what Food trucks are, right? And all those side restaurant those immigrants are able to afford and show off?

>that's still like $9 for a burrito thanks to hipster cunts.
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Go to the mexican trucks or any immigrant truck in general. They're way cheaper.

I keep hearing about that. I am not a big fan of Indian food anyway.

I ate whatever the fuck I wanted from street vendors in Thailand and Cambodia and the worst I got was diarrhoea one morning which was so temporary I was confident to leave the hotel and not shit myself for the rest of the day.

It not a meme when it an actual national crisis or how they still believe that there are witches in toilet. This was a thing that they were taught to do since their youth

For real. The best foods aren't even from food trucks anymore since a lot of chefs nowadays try to make artisan meals inside their trucks that cost more than a small home loan.

The best street meals are the ones served out of push carts or large converted camping carts towed by pickup trucks and the like.

>witches in toilet

Hong Kong. Moved to Singapore.

Asian here. The gimmick will wear off and you will find its just shit, unhealthy and greasy food which you will never want to touch again.

holy fucking shit

Do you know how hard it is to get a visa as an americunt? Singapores social culture is very appealing to me.

Why is it always Aussies at war against the Indian's? Wasn't it the Aussies that perpetuated the POO meme?

My theory is because thier time zones are similar or Indians just make good target practice.

No.The best foods aren't even from push carts anymore since a lot of chefs nowadays try to make artisan meals inside their push carts that cost more than a small home loan.

The best street meals are the ones served out by people with food bags or large converted food bicycles and the like.

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aussies are behind all the greatest shitposting memes. we're like the jewish illuminati of memes.

Indians get ultra butthurt at everything and Aussies are master-tier bants
It's a match made in heaven

Swiss-tier visas. Don't even try unless your lifelong goal was to live in Singapore. It's not even that great here. Everyone has A+ grades and resumes so the job market is extremely overheated and tight. You will have no work unless you were hired before coming here (one way of getting here).

Go to Hong Kong if you want to have a more interesting life and a bit more easier economy.

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You're probably just giving me a "fuck off we're full" response
But you're probably also right

My accents in foreign languages are fucking awful. My spanish, german, and russian are fully intelligble but it's like listening to achmed at the cash register. It's blatantly obvious I'm not even remotely native.
I've tried mandarin a few times but every time I try and say something I just get laughed at and mocked, I can't do tonal languages.

maybe i'll settle for korea ;_;

But Singapore and HK are literally "full" both economically and physically.

Korea has tolerable visa policies. MUCH better economy too (more jobs and higher pay) compared with HK and Singapore.

Perhaps you'll become one of those stereotypical "English teachers" with a fetish for 20-something year old Asian girls and shitpost on /pol/ pretending to be a Korean that really loves Japan and hates Korea and then when someone asks for a timestamped photo of a passport you don't reply and leave thread.

I mean I've lived in Korea for a few months before. It's literally just America with somehow-worse labor laws and infinitely worse food. I may love certain korean foods but overall its fucking trash, they never have any meat in anything.
Also I never hope I end up as an english teacher.

The only job that is regularly available for foreigners in Korea is either English teacher or some English-related job in a business. They pay well but not as well to warrant moving there.

I like Korean food but to each his own. I think Korean food is the furthest you can be from Western food. The complete end of the Eastern Spectrum.

Maybe I just never bumped into the weird shit.
I only remember everything being some form of noodle, somehow less-than-white-people seasoned chicken (literally nothing on it, just cooked and then put on a plate), and periodically really fucking good rice and stews.
the porky belly bbq was dope though.
Also mulnaengmyeon. Holy shit I loved that stuff. Can't find it anywhere in town though.

Where are you right now? You can find mulnaengmyeon in Asian stores, albeit they are semi-instant stuff in pre-packaged bags. I literally pay in full for anything vinegary. I love vinegary foods.

Shitfuck nowhere Idaho.
It's been awhile since I checked the two Asian stores we've got in town (and the unexpected Russian store), but last time I went it was 95% vietnamese stuff and 5% chinese stuff.

Then your only saving grace is Amazon. They have it, which is surprising. I would be cautious though because they have to be frozen or at least cool, and I'm not sure if they will ship it fast enough.

Not knowing when I will next experience the delightfully cool, vinegar tang haunts me

The sellers say they are refrigerated. They are pricey though. Check them out.

I have things to do now! Nice chatting with you.

Health and safety standards

I can hear the fucking grunty talking sounds

RWR RWR RWR RIR RWR!

Do not come here. It's the world's most expensive city. Seriously dont

T. Singapore fag

This pic makes more sense now. I saw it before but didn't think they actuality thought witches lived in toilets lol.

Yea. That is what they believe in but that is part of the joke.

Just Google search Banjo Kazooie Grundy wikia.