How exactly am I supposed to boil water? I'm asking for a friend

How exactly am I supposed to boil water? I'm asking for a friend.

Better not to risk it, just buy boiling water

Ye its cheaper to buy boiled water. Dont do it yourself

This OP don't be an idiot

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Idiot answers for an idion question desu

>idion

>start with a water plasma
>cool it down
>cool it down some more
>done

>mfw poor people don't have boiling water delivered

I love that poors are allowed to use this website. Funny to get a glimpse into they're """lives."""

Well you must never watch it boil or else it will never boil.

You have to activate the water.

Just be sure to read the instructions on the label before handling boiling water.

My friend had a slip up a while back where he accidentally poured some onto his foot and the boiling water gave him frost bite.

Just a heads up.

This. Make sure it's FDA approved. My friend was trying to save some money
by boiling his own, but he ended up turning it into acid rain. Had to replace all the flooring in his house

>boiling water
This kills the pot.

literally the only reason to ever boil water is if it's really old and shitty

decent fresh water should ALWAYS be drank raw or slightly steamed

I don't know where else to ask this, so I'll just post it here: What's the best soda to poach eggs in?

You ruined the water by boiling it, idiot.

What the fuck is that? Is that the black goop from Prometheus? Ayyyyy

fucking pleb, the only reason to boil water is for kill lobsters

I always boil a bunch of water on the weekend then save it for using throughout the week in the freezer. Does anyone else do this?

It's Coke

>boiling water like a nigger

>put pot on stove
>put water into pot
>turn stove on
>turn stove up to low heat
wa la, boiled water. You can follow me at cooking with jack on YouTube. Here's so of my rare chicken. It's extra tasty and great for you!

I read in the news that archaeologists uncovered several large containers filled with ancient boiling water.

Forgot to mention this rare chicken was boiled on low to medium heat. That's how I achieved this excellent chicken.

Wow thanks, mister! You must be a culinary expert!

It's me again. I love going to as many forums as I can in order to self promote my sub par cooking skills.

First you get a pan. Smoking hot.

This obviously wasn't me, Jack, from cooking with jack. How can you call my skills subpar when I make masterpieces like this?

>never uses his right hand for the pot handle
>keeps crossing left hand over to hold the handle
This triggers me harder than... whatever it it was he """""cooked"""""