You are walking into the a very professional job interview in which you will be judged solely on the last 4 books you have read. How fucked are you lit?
Me:
The Bell Jar - Plath
Ariel - Plath
Doors of Perception - Huxley
Symposium - Plato
Judgement: Melodramatic faggot who overestimates their own emotional depth.
zero k
submission
suspended sentences
once and for all
nobody is ever missing
idk
Mein Kampf - Hitler
'On Women' - Schopenhauer
Ride the Tiger - Evola
Culture of Critique Series - McDonald
Judgment: rational, enlightened, and sensible
The last 4 books I read were all by John Swartzwelder, so yes.
The Worst Witch 1 to 4.
Don't judge me. I have a niece.
Confederacy of Dunces
Frankenstein
Cats Cradle
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
Judgement: Normie, get dat job boi
Harry Potter 1-4
Judgement: 13 year old girl
Hangmen - McDonagh
The Power that Preserves - Donaldson
Anna Karenina - Tolstoy
The Twelve Caesers - Suetonius
Don't know what the judgement would be..
>Peloponnesian War
>Biography on Bob Hawke
>Gene Wolfe's Castle of Days
>Jameson's The Modernist Papers
Melbourne/10
the dwarf - lakgervist
some ether - nick flynn
atomised - houellebecq
the map and the territory - houellebecq
judgment: a misanthrope! welcome aboard to Goldman Sachs!
how was zero k?
>doesn't know what a book is
some how this is the best part of the troll
Iron Dragons Daughter
Storm of Steel
Vita Activa
Aquinas by Edward Feser
Probably think you are a homesaxual
I'm a Catholic, so considering I post here, you would almost be right.
>Ficciones - Borges
>Musashi - Eiji Yoshikawa
>Street of Crocodiles - Bruno Schulz
>The Beetle-Leg - John Hawkes
The Road
A Christmas Carol
The Life of Pi
To the Lighthouse
Judgement: Why though?
>Why though?
Go back to your home on r/books or whatever shithole you emerged from
1. The Broom of the System (going to finish it today)
2. Running the World
3. American Appetites by Joyce Carol Oates
4. Fahrenheit 451
not sure if totally fucked
Infinite Jest
Ulysses
Hamlet
Judgement: pretty well-read guy
Those are the only 3 books you've read in your entire life? wow user
The Doors of Perception
The Iliad
Plato: 5 Dialogues
Confessions of a Mask
Judgement: fag
I didn't want this job anyway.
Romeo and Juliet
Naked Lunch
Macbeth
Ariel
no fucking discipline
define discipline
>The Bell Jar - Plath
>Ariel - Plath
>Doors of Perception - Huxley
>Symposium - Plato
The boss will make sure you never find a job in your town ever again.
Brothers Karamazov
Crying of Lot 49
Savage Detectives
Blood Meridian
would probably be seen as normal, although he/she would probably ask what "savage detectives" is
The Return of Depression Economics - Paul Krugman.
Farenheight 451
1984
The Great Gatsby
Fall of Hyperion
Hyperion
Foundation Trilogy
Book 2 of Gunslinger
>moby dick
>junky
>white noise
>red harvest
rejected for plebbitude
I think all the last books I've read are on shorthand, and really not massively representative of anything.
Children of the New Forest - Captain Marryat
Oriental Seven-Day Diet - Norvell
The Hive - Camilo Jose Cela
Jacob and Rachel - Rosemary Hart
Judgment: Weirdo, I guess.
Ready Player One- Cline (Hated it desu)
The Open Boat- Crane
The Art of Living- Epictetus
A Treatise Concerning The Principles of Human Knowledge- Berkeley
Brave New World
The Heart of the Buddha's Teaching
Foundation Trilogy (Collection book, counts as one)
Roadside Picnic
Judgment: Fuck if I know
i think i'd probably be fine as long as the job isnt in singapore. tank girl would probably be a red flag if the job would have me interacting with customers in any way
>The Power that Preserves - Donaldson
love these books. i don't usually like reading fiction but the thomas covenant series hooked me for some reason. As far as judgement, i think you'd seem like a cultured guy who appreciates the classics without neglecting to stay current
high school/10
Four Musil books. Straight to CEO.
Drown by Junot Diaz
Definitely Maybe by Arkady and Boris Strugatsky
Another by Yukito Ayatsuji
Goth by Otsuichi
Judgement: They'd think I was an edgy retard and they wouldn't hire me.
>Sophocles-The Theban Plays-Can't remember which translation
>Beowulf (Seamus Heaney's version)
>Kalevala-can't remember which translation
>Dubliners-Joyce
Not too bad, could be better.
Considering I'd be applying for a tech position and it's all literature, yeah.
I'm trying to catch up on my classics reading list.
Before those four were more economics books.
Ovid- Metamorphoses
Franzen- The Corrections
Some Etymological Dictionary
Pastrnak- Dr. Zhivago
I don't want to be robbed of my right to come out of the autism closet when I'm ready
>Ficciones
>Metamorphoses
>Song of Roland
>Joe the Barbarian
I'm allowed one, right?