Dog Days is the best book in the DOAWK series. Prove me wrong

Dog Days is the best book in the DOAWK series. Prove me wrong

>protip: you cant

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>Unironically thinking Cabin Fever isn't the best
Kys

None shall surpass the first isntallment of the series, as it was, thus, the pinnacle of Kinney's prose and themes: crude humour, cheesy scat, homoeroticism, and so on permeated every line and in between them, creating, methinks, one of the few literature oriented texts to match the transcendent and synesthesic eeriness captured in The Waves; which is now rendered unworthy of note, as The Diary of a Wimpy Kid takes it's deserved throne as the most enigmatical and experimental piece of prose ever written.

Ever.

Call this thread the water in Rio, because there is a lot of shit here

The rape chapter was kinda dark

Fuck. Don't remind me.
That beastiality murder-rape scene is among one of the most disturbing pieces of fiction that I've ever read.

I saw an adult woman (+25 yo) reading that in train 2 days ago.

Doesn't people fell shame anymore?

I'm a big fan of Rodrick Rules, the symbolism in his relationship with his older brother is just too powerful.

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I loved the first one, the way it guided us through the journey of Greggory and his friendship with Rowley. The way they broke up and got back together was truly beautiful.

>protip: you cant

You're correct. I actually, genuinely can't do this as it stands.

>protip: you can't
But Rodrick Rules exists

>As the door shut on his second year of middle school, his final entry was: Dear Diary, I am truly a wimpy kid.


>.>

Is this the one the second movie was based on? Because that was the best of hte trilogy

The rape scene at the end of the book truly captivated his madness, and but it was a choker when reading that chapter on beastiality in the middle of the book

yeah. If I had to rank them It'd go 2>3=1

this

bump

You're all wrong.

>Jeff Kinney gets credit for publishing an empty book

The world's not ready.

>Greg is also noted for having many attractions to girls throughout the series, most notably a girl named Holly Hills. His schemes usually fails in the hope of attracting a girl. One famous notable example is The Third Wheel, where Greg attempts to use Rowley as a wingman to get himself a date for the upcoming Valentine's Day dance. He succeeds in obtaining the chance to take a girl named Abigail Brown to the dance, but Rowley, who tags along as a third wheel, proves to be a better date than Greg at the dance. This ultimately leads to Rowley and Abigail becoming a couple, setting the stage for Hard Luck.

Nah those color pages were gold senpai. The fart police bro

Shouldn't you be at summer school while we discuss our big guns? Fuck off

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Rodrick Rules rules!

Is this series still going?

yes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diary_of_a_Wimpy_Kid:_Double_Down

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Double Down is the eleventh book
>eleventh book
Am I older than I think I am or are they churning three books a year?

Faggots